Crab Lungs

Fucking hate those pair of bellends. That is the very top spectrum of internet bellendery

What a helmet.

Also, best bit… Kamaldeen and Alcaraz if true, of course. ’dominate possession stats’ - hope that obsession will wane.

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Tbf, he’s probably gone through his catalogue of retros in Turkey. No vests or topless days for him. 14 Saints shirts through the years, with the two favourites being the airport run days. I know that’s what I’d do.

Brilliant achievement, well done Graeme. Also loved him taking apart the United boys on Sky when they got battered at Anfield.

A board of Turkish, B-Rabbit, Caged_Tiger 1 & 2 and Griff (RIP) would have made for an interesting dynamic. no Jim Hones or Lee Hoos for me, thank you.

There’s fucking tons of them. My biggest gripe are the ITKs. All pretending to be in the lop then regurgitated by morons. Fuck off you little melts.

As I said, as our geniuses have identified who they want, just pay the money and get it done. Be decisive. Get it done. Yes he’ll start work properly when we actually return, I get that but let’s have a show of decisiveness. but oh no, not us. unless there is something we cannot overcome that’s legally binding, find a way. It’s quite pathetic.

Leicester far more attractive job IMO

He’s just proper going for it. Didn’t know they had beef, what’s it all about?

I fucking love Andrew.

Baller and let him cook. what fucking bellend statements, most likely from proper melts. I’m personally a big fan of the lists of signings people come up with. You can guarantee that most of the players on that list they’ve never seen play other than on YouTube. You can tell people sit there feeling all hipster about their suggestions, waiting for an echo chamber of mong agreements to come tweeting in. ‘Yeah mate proper baller’ oh fuck off.

The answer I want to know this summer is this… Which club does @CB Fry wish we were? Is it Norwich, Leicester, Leeds? 😉

Not that it’ll happen and not that we personally have much grounds for a case but it’d be fucking wonderful to stuff them up.

I could do the socks red, see what it looks like 😭😂

Haha, yes! 👍🏼 Had a wonderful time in the end. Fingers crossed on the kits…

I do need to stop this.

Andrews called out Saint Rob, holy shit 😲

Hi Jacob, before any of the forum pedants get you, you might want to change that we finished on 25pts, not 22. As for surgery - everywhere. They’re horrendous. Best wishes in your endeavours.

https://fmkitcreator.com/ 👍

Been trying to create something like that all morning but it’s so difficult! Might have to stick to my Granada and Atleti rip offs ☹️

I'm meant to be going to a BBQ shortly and I'm sat in my pants designing Saints kits Think this one could be a little busy? One with red sleeves This is all very Granada CF.

a couple more for a laugh...

Just messing around with a free kit creator as I no longer possess Photoshop... I quite liked this. It's not gonna be this, though.