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Lee...?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/aug/18/southampton-adam-lallana?newsfeed=true

L-R: HIV Teeth, Billy, Excess Calv, T-Minus, Glen, Sachin, Todd, Ade http://www.somerstown.info/Day3/

Do you dare to enter Somerstown? http://www.somerstown.info/intro.html

That just about sums them up.

Nope. http://www.bolognafc.it/news.asp?id=3567#.UC_jkt2PWMc

Maybe they can sing him a song from those song sheets?

They're now singing about "sending the Scummers down"

Neil Allen is astoundingly th1ck.

Neil Allen on Solent in a minute. The pr1ck.

SOS Pompey, after much gobbing off, didn't protest today. So they got their players which will enable them to be "competitive" so until they feel hard done by and start whinging again, everything is ok at Fortress Fatpipes.

Couldn't believe I got in the lift one day and there he was! Very chatty, loved his Ibiza trips and enjoyed life. Top guy.

There should be a little c under the players name when they're shown on the pitch in formation, try that

I think the most odious and obnoxious manager has moved on to Rotherham... so I've set my default dislike to them now

We shouldn't keep things quiet, we should issue press-releases upon every step of every transfer. It's imperative we keep the mongboard(s) happy, or we could end up with negative press like this;

Pogbrenyak, Ba to score in 90 mins, 6/1.

Newcastle/Tottenham, Reading/Stoke to draw, Blackpool to win 28/1. £1 bet pays £29

Arsenal, Fulham, Liverpool, Birmingham, Forest, Leicester 21/1. £5 pays £110

Fivefold worth 14/1 Arsenal, Fulham, Liverpool, Leicester, Leeds. £5 pays £75....

Arsenal, Fulham, Liverpool, Birmingham, Leicester and Forest to win 22/1. Worth a couple of quid...

Holy ****. Spinny man. RIP

Redknapp will blow smoke up our asses and say how much he enjoyed his time, how much he admires us etc and opinion will change a little on here...

Difference is, we've got the capital to honour the contract...

Facts have never been paramount for that foppish, curtain-haired f()ckstick.

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