Crab Lungs

Mr Grant, I hope you didn’t remove my legitimate post regarding chestfeeding and genderless toilets. Me and Turkish are genuinely pinning our hopes on a more inclusive match day experience.

Ooooooooh my post has gone. Any ideas why? …and I had to re register? I think. And my avatar, gone. How strange.

Bednarek doing Bednarek things ☹️

Nailed it. The opinion, not Leilani, sadly.

10/10 until I throw my toys out of the pram in a game or twos time. I reserve the right to not give any players any leeway or time to prove themselves. I also reserve the right to relentlessly boo and berate them and if they give me any stick back, cry like a baby on an internet forum about it. I would also 100% not say this to them one-on-one, face-to-face but instead gush like a flushed, giddy schoolgirl whilst they sign my XXXL replica shirt.

This deserves more recognition

Utterly minging tackle. Ratty asshole

Some of the weirdos on here would be ok throwing a 17 year old into the Premier League, yet are ok to write off the Championships best right-backs on a 45 min showing. Now that doesn’t make sense either.

I loved Ralph but the the venom from our fans is weird. Same for the sh1t Brees got so far. It’s his debut.

Claire Balding has a nice missus.

Bit early to write Bree off totally. Don’t know why he’s getting pelters. It’s his debut. He’s been sh1te, but one game? Cmon.

Players look at odds with each other, which is worrying.

Well, this is fun.

He’s not bad.. would just be underwhelming. However, phew.

Andre Ayew flying to England to secure his free transfer move tomorrow. FFS. 😂

We don’t buy success….

4.5 year contract offer for Vitinha allegedly.

Fair one. So many parrots these days. One has even made a decent living out of it (Crook).

I think you’re in for disappointment sadly. this is a club full of bluster and hot air, lacking in anything resembling cajones or minerals. #welcomeayew

I think we’re in for a frustrating day watching our rivals strengthen whilst we either bin dip a freebie or get no one. Whilst Semmens et al remind us all again how relaxed the club is about the window, how tried desperately hard but won’t be held to ransom and reinforce just how strong the team already is. Urghhhhh.

Would still love Mohamed Sherif. Both footed striker, doesn’t mess around. Quick and clinical.

It’s the waste time haggling bit. Semmens has only got to £400k so far, so we should get Vitinha by the time he’s about 32.

Gearing up for the big ‘oh we tried, circumstances, relaxed etc’ rubbish or…. here’s Ghanaian international striker Andre Ayew’

Another Twitter trash parrot

This bloke just parrots trash on Twitter.