Crab Lungs

Players look at odds with each other, which is worrying.

Well, this is fun.

He’s not bad.. would just be underwhelming. However, phew.

Andre Ayew flying to England to secure his free transfer move tomorrow. FFS. 😂

We don’t buy success….

4.5 year contract offer for Vitinha allegedly.

Fair one. So many parrots these days. One has even made a decent living out of it (Crook).

I think you’re in for disappointment sadly. this is a club full of bluster and hot air, lacking in anything resembling cajones or minerals. #welcomeayew

I think we’re in for a frustrating day watching our rivals strengthen whilst we either bin dip a freebie or get no one. Whilst Semmens et al remind us all again how relaxed the club is about the window, how tried desperately hard but won’t be held to ransom and reinforce just how strong the team already is. Urghhhhh.

Would still love Mohamed Sherif. Both footed striker, doesn’t mess around. Quick and clinical.

It’s the waste time haggling bit. Semmens has only got to £400k so far, so we should get Vitinha by the time he’s about 32.

Gearing up for the big ‘oh we tried, circumstances, relaxed etc’ rubbish or…. here’s Ghanaian international striker Andre Ayew’

Another Twitter trash parrot

This bloke just parrots trash on Twitter.

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Semmens has probably been haggling with him since he was at Fulham.

3m for Dembele is a steal, irrespective of contract length left. id be surprised if we get anyone though.

Can’t help but some sort Lanzini type signing wouldn’t be a bad thing IMO.

Am I alone in thinking it’s not just a striker we need but also some creativity?

Perfect upbeat song then. Right?

To have two funeral marches per match? 😉

Love how the fans kicking off sparked them into action. Now it’s all quietened down, so has our transfer activity. Semmens et al trolling.

Yep, they’ve been so successful in recent times. That’s the first thing I’d get rid of… the room full of stat dorks.

Mohamed Sherif. Go on, YouTube him. You know you want to.

He’ll surprise a few people. we should boo him asap though. good luck James and welcome.