Crab Lungs

Lol, let's not forget - they think they OWN their loan players

Spot on. Spot on.

Jesus, Pompey really do not have any scruples or morals, do they? Asking MM to borrow 30m? Die now, please.

I honestly don't think you'll have to wait much longer

LMAO That was brilliant... I don't actually think it dawned on them until a few seconds later...

oh ********... look like this comic strip is taking a bit longer than i expected anyway

I haven't ruled out its one of my mates on a wind up just yet. The content wasn't random, just weird english - and suggestive stuff, like 'just been jogging, hot and sweaty now lol' I lol'd.

The Nueva Andalucia hill, as in... Peggotty's way? Or are we talking 'The Point', 'El Jardin' Nueva Andalucia area? The Horseshoe? Sorry... lol

Haha, is it a stupid question to ask 'which one?' Do you mean the one behind the main waterfront? If so, then yes - though I've never seen it open. That said, I'm normally not around there that much! Plenty of prossies, escorts and sex shops knocking around Marbella - only yesterday had a Colombian working girl messaging me on FB randomly :-o

Ah, thank you.... ...and thank you too. I think it's all pretty self-explanatory now...0

LMAO. I've got SaintsPlayer. I live in Spain. I've stayed behind at work to listen to the game. Committed enough for you? I reeeeeeeally hope so. I don't know what constitutes 'normal' to you...lol

I was at a Portsmouth game last week. The bloke next to me called me a c()nt. I was going to punch his lights out, but I couldn't be bothered walking round the pitch.

make no mistake, HMRC are getting physical:

Lol, love that... how clueless? Revised - best prices considering the age/contract status' of some players...: 1 GK David James (captain) free 3 DF Ricardo Rocha free 4 MF Aaron Mokoena 250k 5 MF Jamie O'Hara (on loan from Tottenham Hotspur) 6 MF Hayden Mullins 250k 7 DF Hermann Hreiðarsson (vice-captain) 0k 8 MF Papa Bouba Diop 500k 9 FW Frédéric Piquionne (on loan from Lyon) 11 MF Michael Brown (vice-captain) 250k 14 FW Quincy Owusu-Abeyie (on loan from Spartak Moscow) 15 GK Antti Niemi free 16 DF Steve Finnan free 17 FW John Utaka 2.5M 18 DF Anthony Vanden Borre (on loan from Genoa) 19 FW Danny Webber 100k 20 FW Tommy Smith 1M 21 GK Jamie Ashdown 750k 22 MF Richard Hughes 500k 23 MF Kevin-Prince Boateng 3M 24 FW Aruna Dindane (on loan from Lens) 25 DF Duško Tošić 0kk (he's not ours though is he) 26 DF Tal Ben Haim 2M 27 FW N****wo Kanu free 32 MF Hassan Yebda (on loan from Benfica) 33 MF Angelos Basinas free 35 DF Marc Wilson 2M 37 MF Gaël N'Lundulu 39 MF Nadir Belhadj 8M 40 DF Joel Ward 43 DF James Hurst 44 DF Luke Wilkinson 46 DF Lennard Sowah Er.... I got 21,050,000!!! weird... pretty much what HMRC said

Thanks... though I just realised a typo

For those of you who missed the first edition... and for those of you who want a sneak preview into part 2...

part 2 of 'Peter - Storrie-teller' will be available around 8-9pm tonight :-)

For fans of the original comic-strip

LMFAO, all cheer on the Skates to Wembley so that they have to pay out win bonuses - which could end up tipping the scales and closing them down LMFAO

They just don't get it, do they? Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Storrie will undoubtedly be sh1tting his pants right about now.... all that bullsh1tting is about to be unraveled very soon...

LOL, they won't post my message.... so I'll post it here: Player values are based on the value of their contracts, for example, if Nadir Belhadj had 2 weeks left of a £20,000pw contract, he'd be worth £40,000 and so on... contracts depreciate player value... The skates on there are just making up figures: Belhadj, £5m, KPB, £4m... and so on LMAO

Yes he is... .he's ignored 4 of my postings...:mad:

How are the Skates getting another meeting regarding selling players outside the window tomorrow? Disgrace... if ever there was a perfect example of insolvency, this is it....

They are so stupid. Like I've said a million times before, if Storrie was overruled and he thought that the PFC board were doing wrong for 2-3 years, why didn't he say so at the time? Oh yeah, I forgot - £1.4m a year... ...and now he continues to bleat his innocence. ....... and of course, this conflicts with two of him most famed comments 'I'm a good negotiator' and 'the transfers and wages were nothing to do with me'