Crab Lungs

Legend, thank you!!!!

Nowt here :-(

er, the respect pretty much crashed out of football when Pompey started spunking cash around that they didn't have. ****ing hell, not rocket science, is it? PFC ****ed up, so they have to deal with the fallout. Simple.

Ooooooh, stop the press - Corpy's had another insider tip on the goings on at Fratton Park. But don't worry - he's covering his arse this time with the comment 'probably nothing will come of it' Using your extensive knowledge on Southampton and your contacts in business and in football, is it possible to let us know whether the rumours on the Pompey forums were true and: 1. Markus Liebherr is a nazi 2. Markus Liebherr drove Tiger tanks in WWII 3. Markus Liebherr owes Al Fahim £500m LOL

Just wondered! Or am I all alone in Marbella :=o

Worst. Council. Ever.

Fair play. Was Andrew travelling on the bingo bus on his own?

From a legal perspective, you are correct. From a moral perspective, our 'career criminals' deserved everything he got - whether inside the house, down the road or anywhere else.

Exactly - I mean, what does the guy do? Take a step back, calm himself and negotiate with the CAREER criminals? I don't think so. If Salem suffering brain damage acts as a deterrents to other would-be criminals then good.

**** the intruder - the person who commits the first crime and instigates the whole sorry episode is surely more accountable and forgoes their human rights/protection of the law. It's that ****ing simple - why the ridiculous lily-livered red tape? In a nutshell, Walid Salem had it coming to him. He's a c()nt and he got what he deserved, simple. If my family are threatened by someone I would make sure the emergency services have to remove the cricket bat from the body...

They are about to go pop, very soon.

Don't forget, Markus Liebherr was a tank driver in WWII...

re-hashing the news from last week, now it's public I 'spose.

I was about to say the exact same thing but you've done it for me. Cheers.

Lol, form dip expected then....

In 2002,03,04 they used to make some rather risque comments!

****ing hell, stump up the cash Saints.... ****ing ****ing hell... 800k.... **** sake... if i had the money i'd pay it myself.... ****ing hell!

Just had a thought after reading that the 'forces to be cut' thread. Now, I'm sure many of us have have all heard the timeless classic "they should bring back national service!" uttered by many people over the years, whether it was with reference to an ever-growing population of feral youth or just a simple concern of national defence. As we all know, that would be a practical impossibility (surely!?) but as TDD mentions - in this rather unstable and volatile world, if national service was possible to 'implement' again, would it actually be possible? How long would it take to implement? What laws of the land would we have to forego to make it a possibility? Wouldn't it give a fantastic grounding for people who possibly lack in discipline? What impact would it have on the UK as a whole? Could it be financed? Really? And what would our military strength be if it was pushed through? There is far more political-savvy people on here than me so I just wondered what the opinion of this would be?

Really not surprised he played well - like a few on here, I've been championing his cause for a while (ooooh, get me.) But seriously, if he can stay fit he would a huge new dimension and bit of quality that we lack.

I wouldn't need to because he wouldn't say it to him in person. And likewise you... and don't know what it is with you trolling weirdos, completely unable to make rational or sensible arguments - instead controlling your vitriol on winding people up. Over the internet. I very much doubt you have the same character traits in 'real' life.

It's faily evident... the blokes a w4nk.er... I bet he wouldn't do it to you in person.

Absolute brilliance. Thanks Portsmouth, you truly are hilarious

Likewise on the Holmes situation :-)

Come on Stocky... come on.....

Every day I pop back to peruse this thread and every day I find something else to give me a chuckle over. Greatest comedy ever.