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Cover for Lambo in the Jon Parkin/Darius Henderson/Steve Howard mould. That said, signing Stocky would without a doubt make a huge difference and add a new dimension to our team.

Might be nothing, but he's change the picture to one of him playing for Doncaster. Hmmm...

Lol, once a pikey, always a pikey.

Stocky's changed his profile picture on FB... indicative of his future, perhaps? Come on Stocky.... SIGN!

lmfao!!!

Spot on, fitness would be the massive problem. There are plenty of particularly untalented footballers knocking around that more than make up for their limited ability with raw graft and superhuman fitness.

Pompey will be asking us to lend them fans to fill their ground next...

Interesting, maybe some of the folks who have played with me in my halycon years could advise me whether I could 'survive' the Premier League or not. Personally, I am a quarter of the player I was when I was 16-21 and haven't played for nearly a year. My fitness is awful and I suspect my touch is even worse than it once was. When I was in my golden era, maybe a Wayne Bridge-esque type of player, chipping in with 1-4 goals a season (more if allowed penalties.) These days? Djimi Traore.

One from Hiddink, Twitchy or O'Neill for me, but it'll probably be Stuart Pearce.

Yes and double yes.

Haha, typical Echo. Absolute ****. Dan Kerins is a good reporter though.

I think the reference to 'recouping' would be recouping a loan on behalf of someone else, Chanrai perhaps?

LOL... Ferdinand's far better than Kaboul! Different type of centre half, mind, but better... LOL

they had perfect preperation tonight incase they get stage fright on the day of their big game, there was only 7,000 in the Ricoh this evening...

Laws will be fine, he'll probably do a 'Megson' type job at Burnley and will then be booted out a couple of years down the line. Personally I would have gone for O'Driscoll whatever the cost, but meh. Oh, and I almost forgot.... hurry up and sign, Stocky!

WTF!? What fookin planet are that lot on?

That's what I thought. So yeah, PM this way please. Either of the above is fine.

Ooooh yeah... me too... What are we talking about, btw?

Yes but it is either boring or completely *****1ng stupid.

I have a inkling that I will be feeling teh force of teh pwn if I do!

I'm avoiding you online. :-o

OMG, I hate to bully you but you really a retard.

Lol, I wonder what Ho would say to this? After all, he's always telling us what a terrible bunch of scumbags we are...

No, but with the right connection, authorisation and a good 'killstreak' you could always call in a predator drone.

Ah, one way to simplify all this: the far-left are sh1ts. the far-right are sh1ts. any other extremist organisation are sh1ts. each one breathes life into the other, and so the process goes on and on. everyone else is in the middle, trying their best to ignore politics to varying degrees of success.