Crab Lungs

I am particularly fond of this comment: "I'm sorry, but I just can't see what anyone would hope to get (legitamatly) from Investing in this club.. there area no rewards financially with our current setup, the outlay to bring everything up to a profitable level for this level are just too great. Even at £1 and no debts the club isn't going to give you any cash back at this level." LOL

you mean, like.... Lee Holmes?

LOL... where is that plaice plunderer when you so desperately need him for a January transfer update? By the way, including the expected sales of Kaboul, James, Smith, Williamson and the return of O'Hara AND the loss of their African Nations players, what is the total of the exodus?

yes, and we were in the prem nearly 30 years. and we've got a better stadium, training ground etc and we've got a bigger fanbase. and we're not riddled with debt. and we've developed more players than them over the years. and we're in the ascendency and they are quite the opposite...

Possibly, TDD, they could. Anyway, does anyone actually rate Theo that highly? I've always said he is way behind in his development as a footballer and is still more of a sprinter than anything? Premier League player, yes. International footballer? Despite that Croatia game amd that world class dribble v Liverpool, I still 'hmmmmm' over his inclusions. Anyway, sorry, off topic!

he did, but i thought maybe we developed him??

LOL at Fahim buying the club for a pound and selling it for £2. What an utter cluster**** their situation is.

Most definitely our best winger!

More to add, if you looking at players who then forged a professional career/played in the top 2 divisions. MAKE NO MISTAKE, WE PUT THE SKATES TO SHAME! SAINTS Matt Oakley Tommy Widdrington Francis Benali Adam Lallana Chris Baird Brian Howard Leon Best Dexter Blackstock Alan Shearer Jason Dodd (signed from Bath BUT an exception - or not?) Neil Maddison Jeff Kenna David Hughes Gary Monk/Mike Williamson (both signed from Torquay when 16?) Michael Poke Lloyd James Matt Mills Joseph Mills Nathan Dyer Andrew Surman Simon Gillett David McGoldrick (signed at 15 from Notts C) PORTSMOUTH James Keene (Elfsborg??) Lewis Buxton?

:-o http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2779253/Hunt-for-shop-nut-who-smelled-staff-members-bum.html

:-o http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/20/brittany-murphy-dies-cardiac-arrest/ :-(

The Inbetweeners, Taken and RATM's Killing in the name of.

Jeeeesus, why do we persist with players like Bell who never perform?

Sadly, we do have a couple of dislikeable elements to our fanbase - the unintelligible cackers and a nasty little 'yoooooof' element - but thankfully no more than most clubs. I mean, rather that than the half-full shed of mockneys 17 miles east. I have to say I have reviewed my opinion on Saints fans in recent months, especially since Lowe has gone and the divide is no longer there. Things do seem to be genuinely picking up now

Firstly, this is so funny and I wish it could go on forever - however, at some point they are going to go 'pop' That said, I am concerned about the silence from the Premier League over not only this, but EVERYTHING that has and is happening at Portsmouth... are they just hoping they go down so that the Football League can deal with them?

"He's different, and they (Beckford and Lambert) would actually make a great pair. He's a real handful in behind the defence and if you give him space, then he will expose you, so we will try to limit the space that he operates in, but that's easier said than done. "He's just a very, very good player and it's good for Leeds which is a club that's always been big for names, but they've managed to get one from within so to speak, so power to them" Interesting comment...!

At half time, my mate actually turned to me and said 'I bet you we'll lose' I laughed at him and told him I'm not taking his bet because he was being ridiculous. There was simply no we'd lose, I told him. I don't even think he thought his prophecy would come true, but...

Awwww, this exciting I'm going to be on a plane during the game though :-(

LMAO, even neutrals are taking the **** out of them.... Gutted you skate f...ckers, we'll see you very, very soon.

THE game that got me back into football again after Italia 90. That day I played it at school and thought 'wow, this is good!' and then decided to stay up and watch Saints with my dad. And that's how it all began..

Haha, I was 11 then and I remember sitting in my bedroom listening that thinking - no, knowing we'd win! Amazing... I went mental when we scored and punched the bed infront of my ma, who told me off and told me it was 'only a game'

Oi fishy, we're 2 leagues below you and we're playing even closer to Xmas than you. And it's freezing. And we're still taking 2000 odd to Leeds.

Which didn't fix it for me. Oh well, I can try... fingers crossed... it's not easy living without FM in your life...

Any news on the memory crash fix???

I don't think so stink-fingers. And there go the excuses. 80 odd miles away and you can't even take 1,000 fans. In the Premier League. I'd expect it from a smaller northern team, but from a team as close as you lot are? Pathetic.