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Crab Lungs

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  1. I remember it oh too well. I think you are spot on Gemmel, we could definitely get something together in the run-up to the match. :-D
  2. http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=inflatable+fish&meta=&aq=f&oq=
  3. My happiness just cannot be mesasured right now. We will do them, make no mistake. 5 years of hurt will almost be wiped clean.
  4. David Dein?
  5. Haha, I can't point you in the right direction too, if you want? Got my HT this year, which I'm looking forward to! Maybe at WorldNet you will see a younger looking CL - but just as mischievous!
  6. I've got the name of two companies who are pioneering hair regrowth, which essentially render hair transplants and hair regrowth medication pointless in a few years time. Initial tests have proved that they're onto something, so I'm tempted to put my money into them before it all becomes 'public' knowledge if you like. Any, erm, opinions?
  7. Hahaha, love it. They really are so very, very stupid. I've never heard such bizarre reasoning! "The lack of infrastructure could work in our favour" LMAO. Oh yes, definitely. I agree. Why have a £25m outlay when you can have £100m?
  8. How many people in Portsmouth can actually write, exactly?
  9. LOL, I remember that one!
  10. Just seen JPFCW on Sky Sports News who had a special message for any potential investor: "Come invest in the best football fans in the country" LMFAO!!!! Fail.
  11. Crab Lungs

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    Just seen JPFCW on Sky Sports News who had a special message for any potential investor: "Come invest in the best football fans in the country" LMFAO!!!! Fail.
  12. Just seen JPFCW on Sky Sports News who had a special message for any potential investor: "Come invest in the best football fans in the country" LMFAO!!!! Fail.
  13. LOL, quality.
  14. On top of that, there is this little beauty of a thread. You can almost sense them dribbling all over their keyboards... http://boards.footymad.net/forum.php?tno=424&fid=203&sty=2&act=1&mid=2123126590 I wonder what they are alluding to in this thread... Markus interested in Portsmouth, perhaps? Or maybe he just wants to flatten SMS and turn everything into a shipyard? Sad, sad group of people.
  15. According to one PFC fan, they are being taken over by BP. Or Shell. Or Texaco. He can't quite remember, y'see..... http://boards.footymad.net/forum.php?tno=424&fid=203&sty=2&act=1&mid=2123122847
  16. Crab Lungs

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    :smt044 Exactly. Lol.
  17. http://boards.footymad.net/forum.php?tno=424&fid=203&sty=2&act=1&mid=2123122847 So, BP are taking them over now??? Er, or Shell. Or it might be Texaco. PRICELESS
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    "Pompey should focus on being a community-based club, because Portsmouth itself has a very community-based population." Um?
  19. DEBT BREAKDOWN Loans Coutts & Co (another bank) created 15 July 2009 - debt unknown Certain Balram Chainrai ('short-term' loans) £18.75m Lens (Dindane and Belhadj - Lens 'agreed' revised repayment plan after defaulting) £4m-8m Rennes (Utaka transfer - Rennes 'want Portsmouth shut down' after defaulting) £4m-£6m Chelsea (Johnson transfer) £3m Campbell (former player suing for 'image rights') £1.7m Claimed Udinese (Muntari transfer - reported Portsmouth to Court of Arbitration) £4m Spurs (Kaboul transfer inc. add ons in event of resale) £3.5m Agents (Diarra transfer - Willie McKay, other) £3m Disputed Alexandre Gaydamak Jnr (£9m due this Jan, further £19m to follow - just paid £2.5m to Barclays to clear overdraft, repayment 'negotiable' according to The News) £30.5m HMRC £11m (disputed - Portsmouth claim to have paid £4m and are due a return!) Speculative Watford (Smith, Williamson transfers) £3m Rolling Debt Estimated £3m in wages, per month Debt Settled Standard Bank (settled 26 Sep 2009) Singer & Friedlander (4 Nov 2009) Barclays (paid by Gaydamak Jan 2010) TOTAL DEBT (my conservative estimate): Around £85m Other Notes 'meanwhile, in other news...' - Manager widely reported to be visiting brothels - 2 skint Arabs who have continued to tussle for power (Al-Fahim owns 10% of nothing, 'Falcondrone' of Al-Mirage owns 90% of the remaining nothing) - Shady Israeli-French-Russian former chairman and equally shady ex-arms dealing Israeli-French-Russian father of previous chairman in the background asking for repayment on past expenditure whilst tying up all the important land around Fratton Park - Ex-manager Harry Redknapp in court for tax evasion - Ex-chairman Milan Mandaric in court for cheating public revenue - CEO in court for tax evasion (Storrie claims that he thought Hayling Island was 'offshore') - Shamed ex-Israeli lawyer banned from practicing/elected as director in charge of their affairs - Only around 10,000 season ticket holders - 'Kids a quid' even failing to improve attendances - still averaging less than Southampton and is one the lowest in the Prem - New 'Potty' ground at Horsea on hold until 2027 - No training ground - still training in a field in Eastleigh - Don't own their own ground - secured against a loan to pay staff wages - Gaydamak owns most valuable land around Fratton Park which will prevent any redevelopment for as long as they are in dispute- Players being paid astronomical wages SOMETIMES ALMOST DEFINITELY MAYBE (Utaka £80,000, James £60,000 and still on the payroll) - Short-term loans in abundance, no doubt with a huuuuuuuuuge emphasis on interest - Youth team disbanding - Coaches, scouts and other staff already 'culled' - HMRC winding up order Feb 10th - Attempting to sell Mike Williamson to Newcastle for £1m, only later to discover that any resale will evoke a clause meaning they would have to pay Watford £1.25m - 6,000 odd for the FA Cup 3rd round, 8,000 odd for the an all-Prem tie in the following round - Rumours of trying to scam the Premier League to remove the embargo by not naming all the alloted substitutes in games - Rumours of the club 'watering' the pitch overnight to get the home game versus B'ham called off while missing 4 players at the ANC - Persistant lying/backstabbing/deckchair shuffling/arguing/squabbling between directors, fans Have I missed anything? Please, let me know :-D
  20. Anyone remember any other famous mispronounciations? "Lunda-kwarm"
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    LMFAO!!! They are absolutely hilarious. Cue the 'bad weather, just after xmas, ticket prices, boycotting' excuses...
  22. Stocky, please.
  23. People finally coming round to realising that he is a first-class bitter c**t?
  24. Any more hilarity emanating from the wrong end of the M27 this morning, folks?
  25. LOL Sssssshh... i was trying to make it a legitimate quote!
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