Crab Lungs

LOL!!!!!!

Awesome point... The PL have a lot of questions to answer themselves for lifting the embargo... ****ers, its a disgrace, really. Another bent organisation intent on feathering their own nest.

I just don't get it ... why can't we afford to give forces what they need? Why do we have to downscale, why do they have to suffer - surely they are one of the most important parts of any nation? It does make me wonder why we've got 'nappy trainers' working for local governments on 30k a year and you've got our forces personnel scraping by on 16k a year and struggling with substandard or out-of-date equipment. I bet there is a shocking black hole where all the money is being haemorrhaged on ridiculous schemes, jobs and people who are undeserving of this countries taxpayers money... but hey, while many people are on the gravy train and raking it in, why look for a solution to someone elses problem when it jeopardises your own comfy position and salary? When is the country going to have a legitimate and serious alternative political party who will come in, strip off the red tape and make us proud again? Surely there has got to be some politicians/people out there who really want to set things straight? Surely there are some people in this country who do things besides their own interests? Such a shame... what would it take for the UK to become a military power once more? I mean, a rival 'superpower' or to that effect? Increase not decrease

I was all up for a bit of Tom Petty 'free falling' and 'Jumper' from Third Eye Blind too.

I totally, totally agree with you and I honestly believe we can do them by a good score.... providing we GET at these players... 4-5-1 and it's game over. We really need to stick all the tricky, unpredictable, speedy players we've got on the pitch and run rings round their cumbersome back four - which we can do. If AP goes 451, we'll need to unf()ck ourselves pretty quick or they'll just take the game to us and win.

Maybe Terry Venables, Robbie Enes, Hamilton Thorp, Michail Vlachos and Michael Panapoulos could form a consortium? Plenty of 'legends' there

Hahaha! :-D Love it... !

I have absolutely no problem at all putting myself forward as the Tony Lynam of this takeover group.

Friday 19th February, 12:25pm.

I get all mine done at home, can give you his number, contact details, website if you want?

Pretty good - he's got a two bed place in Narnia.

The FA sooooo badly don't want them to blemish their image, thats a disgrace if they have been servicing their debts for them....

I think another comic strip is in order.... stand by, I have an idea

LOL

Meanwhile, in a loft apartment somewhere in London

Haha, heard the saying a millions times before but that still made lol, particularly because it rings so, so true...

Or why don't we just satisfy all parties and wear the anniversary kit with flybe on it?

Andy Awford sounds like right d1ckhead.

Get in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To be fair to the Skates, as a city they do have the most freelance fortune tellers, tarmaccers and fairground folk.

441 from MK. What a pointless club.

Chainrai is hand feeding them himself into the meter. ;-)

Er, I'm sorry.... who is in the wrong here? How stupid can people be. You owe the money, dickheads...

This could be badboysaints moment of glory.

Whoever you are, for saying that alone you deserve a pint. From me.