Crab Lungs

Meanwhile, in a loft apartment somewhere in London

Haha, heard the saying a millions times before but that still made lol, particularly because it rings so, so true...

Or why don't we just satisfy all parties and wear the anniversary kit with flybe on it?

Andy Awford sounds like right d1ckhead.

Get in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To be fair to the Skates, as a city they do have the most freelance fortune tellers, tarmaccers and fairground folk.

441 from MK. What a pointless club.

Chainrai is hand feeding them himself into the meter. ;-)

Er, I'm sorry.... who is in the wrong here? How stupid can people be. You owe the money, dickheads...

This could be badboysaints moment of glory.

Whoever you are, for saying that alone you deserve a pint. From me.

Not when Paul Ince and their mongy-fans are involved. Not when we've outplayed them every time we've come up against them and not when their mong assistant manager claims MK deserved to win both games :-S

LOL, Paul Ince doesn't know how to coach a team to attack....

Weird, I only 'by chance' stumbled across the series and didn't start watching until last night either - it was so good, I watched them through in their entirety! Just wish there was another series...! Gonna look into a few other recommendations on here as well.... cheers guys

lmfao. best fans in the world. lmfao.

Another 'war' series from HBO, documenting the 1st Recon Batt. USMC from Kuwait right through the first 40 days of the 2003 invasion in Iraq. Thoroughly absorbing viewing and whilst the americans might get up some people's noses, you can almost imagine similar characters being involved in any of the Allied forces. For me, not only was it a well made and interesting series, it was also very, very funny. The characters in it are great and well defined and give you plenty of chuckles along the way, despite the perilous situations they find themselves in..... and Sgt. Josh Ray Person.... LMAO Recommended.

LOL at their fans believing they don't deserve a points deduction.... no, ok then. Not paying the wages and spending excessively to cheat is absolutely fine. What a bunch of c()nts

Incredible thread :-o

Lol, like schoolkids ganging up in the playground.

Of course, I think he'd becoming up his 121st birthday if he were around now :-o It's true, they were a completely mental bunch. Apparently the Fourth Reich live under Antartica now with the indigenous people of the Hanabu I also read a little bit about their (alleged) interests in creating a 'super solider' - part inspired by COD WAW, Dead Snow another Nazi zombie film and my own warped interests. Couldn't find much other than the 'Hartecks' virus on Nazi experiments, though the Soviets did attempt a few weird things with captured scientists during the war (bringing a dogs head back to life etc :-o) Of course, its most likely a load of all guff but fascinating to read when you've got a bit of time to kill..

I've been spending my lunch reading conspiracy theories and one which caught my particular eye was that Hitler had faked his own death and had in fact escaped Berlin as the Allied noose started to tighten. The earliest reports of Hitler going into hiding was in 1943, though many believe he did so between 1944-1945 and some time before Berlin fell. Many different theories abound to Hitler's whereabouts after the war, assuming he survived - but one of the most interesting was a purpose-built Berchtesgaden in Antartica. Allegedly the Nazi had been seizing and developing machines to build 'The Fuhrer' a new retreat and in 1944-45, Hitler moved to a state-of-art home in Antartica reminiscent of his previous Berchtesgaden to live out his days in exile and peace. http://www.think-aboutit.com/Omega/files/omega18.htm It wasn't just about the Fuhrer though - the Nazi's allegedly built an 'empire under the earth' in the antartic which could house up to 2m people. Even more unbelievable, Hitler's escape from the British special forces saw them enlist the help of UFO's (Nazi flying discs) to down and defeat the forces chasing Hitler on run to his new home. Even more (tragically) unbelievable is the notion that the Nazi's had made some form of 'pact' or 'agreement' with the current, below surface inhabitants of Antartica :-o Another popular theory was that Hitler escaped to South America, possibly either Argentina or Brazil. One interesting idea was that he moved to a small Argentinian town called Bariloche, some 750km from Buenos Aires and once more, reminscent of his own Berchtesgaden back in Europe. http://www.barilochenazi.com.ar/english/introduction.htm The argentines themselves were, at that time, sympathetic to Nazi idelogy (I believe) but would they have gone to these lengths to have hidden an the world's most wanted man? Theory seems to favour that Hitler wanted to spend the rest of his days in a place that reminded him his favourite retreat... but is this plausible, really? The Soviets have never given up any of the supposed remains of Hitler for DNA and there are many people who believe the grainy images of his corpse were nothing but a body double - of which the Sovients found up to four in and around Hitler's death was supposed to have taken place. Anyway... that's the (far-fetched) history lesson over... any takers on either of the subjects/theories?

It's funny how the skates were all billy big boll0(ks when they first issued the petition - denying, admitting, denying and then threatening their own legal action over it. now we're a couple of days away and they're pleading for time...

Permission granted, thanks for all the positive comments. If I get time, you might see the next edition - a very special 'who wants to be a millionaire?' ;-)

Oh, I forgot, my other grandfather! He was a kid during WWII and would always recall walking down a stoney path somewhere in Soton and hearing the props of a Messcherschmit (goddamn sp?) behind him. He looked behind and sure enough there was an ME-109 bearing down on him... he took off just as the plane started firing at him and always remembered 2 things: 1. The bullets whipping and pinging around him off the gravel and branches snapping and cracking as he ran to safety. 2. Crapping his pants :-(

****ing hell, Blackburn's fans are right tw4ts... Rioting and throwing debris at Allardyce because they're like, er, 14th in Premier League. :S