Crab Lungs

Putting the animation on YT, should be interesting... will upload in around 15 mins...

OK, I've expanded the Kingsland with an extra tier, will upload a few pics soon :-)

Rats, sinking ship? http://goal.com/en/news/12/spain/2010/02/19/1798011/portsmouths-nadir-belhadj-i-hope-for-an-offer-from-barcelona

LOL, that was a quality read. Enjoyed that.

I would be more than honoured to contribute to your podcasts by revisiting and amping up my traditional (circa 03-05) 'Crab Lungs' persona.

I think the reason why we haven't been as successful is of course, the minus 10 but also mentality towards the point deduction. Put that together with an already ingrained losing culture and I can kind of understand why we didn't hit the ground running. Doesn't excuse a few drab draws away from home though

If they open the window, its nothing short of an absolute insult - an unprecedented disgrace.

OMG, yeah, likewise! Every time I see the name! Griff was genuinely, one of a kind. So many fond memories, most of them hilarious - he really knew how to have a good time and ultimately, look after people. Once more, RIP Griff

LOL, think he should have done that the first five times they were taken over.... took a while for him to learn, didn't it?

Just seen this so I cannot possibly post my effort now.... http://sketchup.google.com/3dwarehouse/details?mid=f66dd453d7d573756abbdca0912fde75&prevstart=0 instead, i've downloaded the model and will adjust the stadium so that it has another tier

You're quite right but the point of divergence is that Portsmouth are EPL, Bournemouth, Luton, Leeds are all FL... I think it's already been proven time and again on here how bent the EPL are, how they protect their own image and greed before others... it's a disgrace, it's disgusting and the EPL needs to be swept clean with a rather bristly, rather large broom. Over the past few years I've certainly come to realise what all the FL clubs were on about all along... when we were in the Prem, I just considered them bleating about their own misfortunes and gave them little thought. Now, having seen from outside the bubble what a disgusting entity it is and irrespective of our fortune now or when we were skint last year, it's a gravy train that must be derailed. Hopefully Portsmouth's carriage will start the domino's rolling - and I hope for one that particular carriage falls smack bang on top of Scudamore and Richards pot-bellied frames.

Well, its a shameful attempt in comparison to the geniuses that create actual lifelike versions, but you get the idea... Middle of the Chapel, halfway down? Looking towards the new stand?

I just done a little Google sketch up of what SMS *could* look at if it was extended... It's not great but you get the idea... if anyone wants to post where they are sat, by picture or via seat, I could probably try post some pics up of what it would look like from your seat(s)?

Storrie-teller going full-pelt in the media with the 'need 28 extra days to complete due diligence' Keep spinning, arsehole.

Alright then, he's a skate. Try taking that one from me, MLG Mk II

LA is a journalist, btw... Hmmmm, he might have some 'inside track'

a few tweaks of this photo and I could have him behind bars or possibly, thanks to the likeliness, into a pig... Hmmmmm

Poor Steve Claridge - constantly reiterating the harsh truths to a frothy-mouthed group of simpletons who just couldn't figure who to point the blame at. "It's Storrie!" "Nope, definitely the Premier Leagues fault" "It's a media conspiracy!" "We're a better proposition that WHU! And we don't have as much debt as them, Man United etc" Poor Steve Claridge, constantly having to explain and re-explain the harsh realities whilst several human shaped ostriches thrust their heads into Southsea's pebbled, windswept beach, pretending not to hear him. Like I said above, if AFC Portsmouth is an eventuality out of all this then Steve Claridge would be an ideal man in some kind of role at the club. Genuine, articulate and painstakingly honest - he'd definitely be a welcome change to the current setup of crooks they've got now. In fact, he'd be a massive improvement on the current lot.

LOL, quality as always, rallyboy!

lmao, i cannot believe that last bit

Claridge would be an ideal man for AFC Pompey... they really need a genuine guy like that after all those f()cking crooks.

LOL, whose this retard? Durrrr, the reason why you are in trouble is because you cannot service the debt with NO ASSETS... LMFAO

This is why I have always defended Claridge. Very good pundit...

Claridge f()cking spot on... "People at Portsmouth culpable, can't keep blaming the Premier League" "People can't keep passing buck - it's about time someone took the blame, people at the club to blame. No one wants to take responsibility"

Hmmm, if the 'football creditors' debt can be deferred and Chainrai and Gaydamak accept a renegotiation of their debts, all that is left is... HMRC? And so, thats what I think they are banking on, I assume - the hope that HMRC will look at their current circumstances and think 'oh well, everyone else seems happy enough...' F()cking disgusting.... One Skate: Premier League to blame, the Premier League should take on the debt!!!