Crab Lungs

OK, its my first trip there. Visiting Koh Sumet (sp?), Bangkok, Pattaya and Chiang Mai... what injections do I need/ are recommended? :-o friendly, helpful advice please.

I have to wonder whether they will make low earners redundant and let all their loan players stay on.. disgrace if so, and a massive kick in the teeth for those people who lose their jobs. Just getting rid of one of their loan players wages could probably save several jobs...

ah, it's bull**** anyway. Just google Blackpool Gazzette, Bulger - I'm sure you'd get it.. Reactionary idiots on Facebook...

Someone just released Jon Venables' name and the town with which he had been living in on FB. :-S All allgedely, of course.

if there was ever any doubt about the Portsmouth fans being the best in the world ™, then that should be no more by the time you have finished reading this tear-jerking article, courtesy of The News ( I have to wonder as to why they bother writing - no-one can read in Portsmouth) http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/frattonlatest/Thousands-sign-Pompey-Flag-as.6130102.jp

Weird. Didn't think they had to go cap in hand to anyone since they moved into their 250,000 seater Riverside toilet bowl? Or was I dreaming when Corp said Portsmouth signed Riquelme?

MisGuided Missile?

LOL " Do you know what? We're going to come out of this mess a lot less damaged than you all think. Still, after todays final nail in the coffin for making the payoffs, I suppose all you've got left is to have a go at us. Even that's not working out at the moment is it?" You might (!) escape being wound up, but you'll still be in an ar5ef()ck of a position - probably for years to come. That is, of course, depending on whether you might be able to ensnare another arab 'billionaire' (LOL) I'm just hoping your odious little club gets what it deserves. We've still got plenty to laugh at, btw -all anyone has to do to is have a scroll through these 400 odd pages... there is still plenty of material relevant....

Wisla pwned

I actually found this funny :=o http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1j4sajULtSU

Good post, chrisobee... and yes, information like that! Just had a look at fixtures this weekend, not impressive for my type of betting - big clubs v big clubs all over the world at the moment and its also the dreaded 'FA Cup' weekend. Anyway... my tips for a £23.60 stake (5,6,7,8 fold and 9 result accy) and a £225 (9/9) return...: Chelsea, Real Madrid, Inter, Wisla Krakow, Newcastle, Leeds, Norwich, Panathinaikos and Valencia (all at home). That said - not all of the teams above are 'bankers' - they are just the best from a pretty dire bunch this weekend

LOL! (and 'lol' at your clever 'rattle her skeleton' comment)

Ah, memories

Blatant advertising. Ban him indefinitely.

Don't forget the infamous adult tickets for 20 quid throughout the entire season and the kids for a quid initiative they've been giving out all season in the league.... yet they still manage only around 14,000-15,000 LOL I blame the annexation of the People's Republic of Hayling Island for the downturn.

Je-heee-sus! a few interesting excerpts just to show how out of touch/thick/babyish some of them are: And... a buzzing Fratton is expected as the blue few really answer the rallying call... here is the crowning pile of doggie do-do: I believe their first sell out of the season! Congratulations (almost) Some of their fans of there are quite switched on and WANT answers and rightly so - quite a turnaround from a few weeks back when they didn't know who to blame and were pretty quick to jump on Claridge's back, despite him speaking the harsh, cold reality of truth...

LOL, genius. I wish I had the time to go through this thread with all the excerpts from Portsmouth fans and document them. They really have to be one, if not the most, stupid fans ever. And they squeal like girls about everything, too.

You know... I'm ashamed to say but I haven't a clue about the intricacies! I wish I could say I had a perfect formula but like I said, it's still a learning curve, thats for sure! The basis I work on is ensuring that I cover my outlay using the 10/15 an 11/15 'bankers and anything else earnt extra is a bonus - and because they are normally 'red-hot' favourites, I do see a profit I bet small on the 10, 11, 12 sections and normally considerably bigger on 13,14,15 on the accy - depending on how much I can afford to lay out. Won a few three and four figures sums but I've lost what I've considered 'big' when I have a 'freak week' and only score 8 and 9's out 15 :-o I do this by using the integrated odds calculator on BlueSq, which of course, makes it easy. Haha, it would - my friend just won a few grand on Rangers last minute as part of an accy but being the risque chap he is, spunked almost all of it away a few hours later His method is different to mine - he normally does 3-5 teams, all to win, homes and aways and the matches he chooses are a lot closer in terms of teams playing, for example 'Liverpool v Arsenal' as opposed to 'Man Utd v Wigan'... he has to bet a bigger than me (normally over a ton) but gets a good return when they come in.

Check mate? So they're screwed?

Which is why I reeeeeeeeally don't like Gerrard - talented yes, selfish, yes. Absolutely no positional discipline. Yes, he's not a left midfielder but even when you play him in the centre he f()cks off and does his own thing and leaves the rest of the team to plug the gaps...

Well, accy's are how I make an extra income. I'll normally select 15 'banker' teams - ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen and fourteen fold and 15/15 (covering all bases to ensure a return but more expensive!) and have a fairly good record. It's a bit of a learning curve and I've taken a few hits but I definitely reckon I'm doing ok at it. Always worth looking around at some form guides as well, just to check some of the 'bankers' are having a good season, home/away's and current form of 'bankers' and their opposition before any concrete decision. And... I totally have sympathy for some of the guys on here who have lost accy's on freak last minute goals... thankfully, I had a bit of good fortune last year... I'd backed Anderlecht against a rather lowly opponent only to see Anderlecht squander a 1-0 lead late on in the game and subsequently get a player sent off. I was about to screw up my ticket and as the game ticked over into stoppage time, I decided to leave the game behind and go make a cup of tea. I returned to find not only had Anderlecht scored, but they had done so in the 7th and last minute of some rather dubious and unprecedented injury time - so I was quids in again

Is the final July 1st? Methinks Pompey would have gone snap, crackle 'n' pop by then.

Even the administrator is a complete loon. £30m for that pile of old crap? Er, no thank you. And he's going to ask the EPL as to why Portsmouth should incur the penalty points... "I'm going to ask them what for?" - Er, cheating, money laundering?

don't mention that name again, please! only person i've ever seen bottle out of 80-20 challenges in his favour...