Crab Lungs

I can barely read this thread any more... that sh1tty little club just repulses me so much. It should have been shut down, irrespective of whatever the official ruling of their situation. They were insolvent - they have been for probably 2-3 years. They've pretty much 'escaped', haven't they?

Whilst he undoubtedly likes the sound of his own voice, I don't mind JR. Thought that although his legs had gone whilst he was with us, he was still a good player and gave it his all..

You are bang on there... I really enjoy Jonathan Ross when he's taking the ****, but if he gets a character he's not sure about he completely bottles it. I remember his interview with 50 Cent... he couldn't have climbed up his arse further if he'd tried!

What are great interview and I can't help but like his arse-kicking attitude. A few whingey Saints fans nitpicking, especially since how well things have turned out. Some of the moans were quite frankly, pathetic all things considered. We should be more bloody appreciative, frankly. Fantastically intelligent Q and A... compare that to the Skates forums :-o

Graham Rix

I can't find it online

Ah, thanks for reminding me of its existence on the interweb.

Thank god there are other people out there who don't find him funny. Listening to Jonathan Ross say that he was one of the funniest people in Britain left me :-o and I pretty much lost all respect for Ross built up over the years, enjoying his chat show. All in that one, misguided moment. That other w4nker he used to knock around with too... just as unfunny. Does anyone remember their live show? I think it got flamed after a couple of episodes...

I think Dalek's right in what he is saying - I don't think we would have suffered a poor 04-05 and subsequent relegation. However, who knows what would have happened after that? 05-06? 06-07? We could have been relegated... Sadly, no-one will ever know. I've no doubt Hoddle would have made a better first of it than Sturrock, Wigley, Redknapp....

LMAO, just realised the Skates 'backing' What a bunch of c()nts they are.

I do agree but I wouldn't worry too much - this will be shelved in a few weeks time and we'll be moving on to the next architects design as a front-page wowzer.

Lol, every 1-2 weeks SCC come up with 'visions of the future' - problem is, its a far-sighted vision from the most short-sighted council in the world. Expect flats. Yes, more flats. Or office space. We need more young professionals with nothing to do.

Thanks Joey

Well, we'll have to remove 15,000 of the seats so they can play at 'full capacity' every match

Hmmm, he's OK but I have to say my favourite is Rhod Gilbert

Ah, but didn't Storrie wriggle and backpeddle and say something along the lines of 'the main backers withdrew their interest' or words to that effect? LOL. I think he's tendered his resignation every month since the season began yet still the worlds most notorious football club rapist is hanging on, banging away at the backdoor of Portsmouth's very sore bottom. This gangbanging of the Skates is starting to get even more interesting juding by the comments above - and I'd expect HMRC to start removing balaclavas of the assailants in good time...

Anyone had any further information on from the FT and Android regarding your proposed takeovers? My 'lemonparty' consortium have still heard nothing, so we're retreating back to our Fareham-based hotel for a bit of slap and tickle on chatroulette.

So where does that leave Southend and Cardiff, who are nowhere near in the mess the Skates are in, not even in relative terms?

Couldn't have said it better myself: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/b/brighton/8555799.stm

LOL

And if you strip away the layers of how seemingly 'funny' this little guy is at first, I actually really, really respect him for being so bold (don't change that to 'bald') and gutsy to do something like this. He's got progeria, I believe, which is an advanced ageing process, I think... It's probably completely natural at first - even I stifled a guffaw but having said that you kinda realise it matters not what you look like - only that you are a good person.

a personal favourite: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEtP9zQAOI4&feature=related

I actually believe I read somewhere that he's a Saints fan.

Ah, the natural successor to Jermain Wright.

I would rather suffer death by pony-fiddling in my part of Hampshire than be sat in half empty shed, listening to a c()nt ringing a cow bell for 2 hours, whilst suckering up the smell of decaying fish and being surrounded by mongoloid, inbred mutations that could, quite frankly, very well pass as the next group of 'baddies' in the new series of Dr Who. So, yeah, plenty of love here.