Midfield_General

Have you seen the circumstances he's working under at Wednesday? He's basically performing miracles.

Of course he would

Reject all offers for him, tell him he needs to give us one season in the Championship and then if we don't get promoted he can go. Then make him captain and build next season's team around him. Then listen to offers for literally any of the rest of them.

Nah, line the next one up in the background but keep Juric in place as the fall guy, let him stay and take the bullet for the next seven defeats, the inevitable record lowest points total and the highest ever goal difference against, and then the moment the final whistle blows against Arsenal, sack him, sweep the whole lot clean and bring in the new man unsullied by the absolute fiasco of this season.

We did it! First PL team ever to be relegated with seven games to go! Go Sport Republic!

An entirely fitting conclusion to our time in the Premier League. Just perfect. 👌

It's like watching a puff of pink mist

Yaaayyy Ross Stewart I reckon he could save our season

In this case, right was wrong, and write was right

Has Dibling taken his man on even once? Every single time he gets the ball he just puts his foot on it, turns inside and lays it back £100m right there

Do you think they should be purring over our committed, gutsy, all-action performance? We've been shit

Keep it tight early on lads

I hope you’re right. BBC is showing the line-up as 3 atb with Aribo as one of them. But let’s see.

Bella-Kotchap and Stephens on the bench, with Aribo starting at centre back 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍 Onuachu our best player against Palace, actually scores a goal, fit enough to be on the bench but no, let’s start Archer What can you say, incredible.

No it's a pub

You would think that the fact he has the physical presence of a Subbuteo man would dissuade managers from thinking he'd be good up top on his own. But apparently not.

The other part of that report says that the Man City group are looking at Rusty for a role at one of their clubs because he plays the way they like it. Maybe his long game will pay off after all...

I'm past caring about the result, but I do hope we find a way to spawn ourselves into the lead, just to sit back and watch the absolute eye-popping meltdown as their fans turn on the manager. Got to get some entertainment somehow.

If it was, then that would have disqualified Sugawara. Incredibly, the bar is actually lower than that.

Wood’s already on the list. McCarthy and Smallbone you are right about of course, but they don’t qualify for the award as they were here already. This is for atrocious new signings that were made at the beginning of this season. Fraser I’ll allow as he was only a loan before.

Noddiest post I’ve ever read. We’ve been fucking dogshit and it is nothing to do with luck, it’s entirely the fault of the board, the recruitment staff, two shit managers, and the players. ‘Sulemana at his best’, ‘the midfield force field’, ‘the defence at their best’. Jesus wept. This season has been an embarrassment to everyone connected with the club, and it’s been caused by bad decision after bad decision after bad decision. Literally the only ones I don’t attach any blame to are the fans, and Fernandes. That’s it.

You’re absolutely right - list updated to reflect. Let’s make this an official end of season award, in keeping with the vibes of this shitshow of a campaign. @Lighthouse - please can we have a poll?

Our season starts tomorrow

Two goals in 10 games, and one was a penalty. They've been playing him up top on his own, which anyone who's seen him play knows he can't do, so that probably doesn't help.

I don't think you need to worry too much about that. The relegation places are done.