Tokyo-Saint

This, need some new tunes and this is one of the best.

This is really bad. Some of the nicest people in the world. I'm not a sensitive guy at all but my heart really goes out to my friends and family over there.

It’s actually many of the ‘lads’ that leave 5 minutes before half time to go an get a pint and a pie or whatever. The answer to your returning question of which fan is a better fan then the other is neither. There are 20K plus people watching the game in what is a pretty well off area of the county, so you are, like Bertie Bassett going to have allsorts. You will get some ‘lads’ who are made about the team and wouldn’t miss a second of the match. You will get other ‘lads’ who are just coming out to hang around with the others, have a couple of beers, watch the game and swear now and then. These will be the ones who go and get a pint on 40 minutes. I used to know a season ticket holder that was an Arsenal fan but used to go and see saints because they were local. He was getting on a bit so he used to leave on 85 minutes. I expect there are a few people that attend games now in similar situations. What would you prefer, empty seats? Or just some recognition as being an ultra? You’ll get older people who want to miss the traffic, crush whatever and leave before the end…. So what. I can’t believe it either and have never left early (other than once at the dell to get the last bus home) but it is a free country. The club needs all money and people attending the game as it can. Uber fans like you should thank the not fussed fans as their attendance brings the club more money to enable it to pay people like Lallana. If they are having a pie as well then you can stick Lamberts goal bonus on there as well and who knows what we will be able to do if we can only persuade them to buy a programme before the game and a t-shirt on the way home. I have used our company’s corporate ticket for Arsenal a few times, gone for the drinks and a hog roast, watched the game and talked with a mate about Saints all the way through it. I doubt Arsenal care as my boss paid a packet for the tickets and this enables them to keep players like Wiltshire. In a nut shell, loads of people go to games for loads of different reasons. If you want to rough it and prove you are a super fan, go and stand in the rain at somewhere like Eastleigh or Totton.

Appologies, I guess more than one other person has Celtic as their 2nd team then.

Having seen that Liverpool have made their own version (Suarez song) of Celtic’s brilliant ‘I just can’t get enough’ song. I have adapted it to fit Saints. In my opinion this is by far the best/most fun song in football at the moment and it would be fantastic if we could get in there early. Du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, When I see Southampton I go out of my head, I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough, From Marcus liebherr to Matt Le Tissier I just can't get enough. I just can't get enough As Nigel takes us to the premier league, I just can't seem to get enough of... Du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, I really doubt this will happen though and no doubt we will just keep singing na na na na (insert name here) until we play either Liverpool or Celtic or every other team in England sings it. After all we have never really got the Viva Lallana song or saints will tear you apart again off the ground. Fingers crossed though.

My mate sells loads of good genuine stuff on eBay. He works in fashion for several large magazines, runs his own pr company and styles people like plan B and Mike skinner. He gets sent stuff all the time as companies want their products on celebs in mags etc. He can't openly sell it as he will loose credibility but sells it on eBay. He has a good reputation as the stuff he sells is very rare and perfect quality.

I was born in Glasgow and Celtic are my 2nd team. As far as I'm concerned this is the best song in football: (apart from possibly Pompey going down with no money in the bank, although we stole that from man utd) When I see you Celtic, I go outta my head I just cant get enough, I just cant get enough All the greats who played for you/(all the things you do to me) The clover on their chests/(and all the sings you say) I just cant get enough, I just cant get enough The thai time are singing songs for you/(we slip and slide we fall in love) and I just cant seem to get enough of duduududududududu... When we go to Ibrox, there's nothing there to fear I just cant get enough, I just cant get enough Hooper scores a hat trick and we all start to cheer I just cant get enough, I just cant get enough The titles on its way to Paradise and I just cant seem to get enough of duduududududududu... I just cant get enough, I just cant get enough x 4 Now were off to Hampden, excitements in the air I just cant get enough, I just cant get enough It's two-nil to the Celtic and Paddy gets the pair I just cant get enough, I just cant get enough Reamonn, Jinky Johnstone and Tommy Burns Will be smiling down from heaven on all of us duduududududududu...

I'm not Japanese

So just to clarify, the 9 others are not sitting in pairs?

Now I’m no Carol Vorderman but I have a feeling you might find this difficult!

At the end of the game the Northam were chanting barnards name. Adam Lallana and at least one other player came up to congratulate him with a big high five/handshake thing. He looked popular and happy at that point.

Footage from the Chelsea train camp. Players relaxing after abused training session and the work experience boy completely accidentally picks up an injury.

The basic fact is, if we are winning games the NA's mad comments about being on the bus in the building on the way to something special seem funny and endearing. If we are loosing or drawing matches we 'should win' then his comments about building a house and not looking what houses other people live in etc etc make him seem mental and make us fans frustrated*that we have a mentalist in charge.

Micheal Owen said it in his interview after the game against us. Better teams keep the ball better, lesser teams have to try harder to keep the pace, so they tire as the match goes on. This is why better teams or teams with better players tend to score late n the match.

I would imagine we fly quite a bit, maybe on the morning of the game.

Sh1t I'm already up north!

I have a spare Under 16's ticket for £7 if anyone's interested. Unlikely but worth a try.

Their combination play in the 2nd half on Saturday was great, they seem to read each other well. I think if Guly is plays on the same side as a forward they could read each other and combine well. Guly seems to get frustrated at times that others don't read his passes. Rooney looked the same after Ronaldo and Tevez went. Top players read the game in a different way and see things others don't. With 2 or 3 all working that way, we should tear teams apart.

Can we make this a golden thread, as it is just fantastic. A posh, right wing, fox hunting badger baiting toff who has become a characterure of himself. Telling people who sit in a certain area what they can and can’t sing. Liebherrs song = Good Cortese song = Bad My old man said be a Pompey fan = Good Pompey fan on a string = Bad And to top it off, the song Nazi doesn’t even go to many games! Dune, take it from someone who does go to games (and travels at great expense to go), the Northam does have idiots and weirdos standing in it but they are from a wide age range. In my own experience the ones in their 40’s are worse than the kids. Most of them are Sun reading xenophobes Dune. I’m sure you could find something in common with them?

Haha, no it was a genuine typo! I do like the response though… What was the original topic? People you don’t like so we are going to take an area by force? I’m in. Should I wear a uniform? Maybe something black and tan? You may know the general public and they might all be right wing as well but then again the general public watch Xfactor and fight on the streets on Saturday nights. You may be surprised that on some of the topics I agree. Some others are mental and just a cover for general racism. However my point still stands. The type of people that get completely ****ed and act like knobs are not that different to the people that go on EDL marches. The fact that they are teens and easily influenced makes them perfect for you to recruit. I am therefore right. Or do you just want to march with them and not watch football with them? (By the way, some of them are also close to the people that come round trying to get you to switch your electrical supplier as well!)

Thought gobsh!t teens would be perfect recruiment fodder for the EDF?

Stats on Wiki look good, 1 appearance and released by Grays last year. Who is going to put up the all-important FM11 stats? Bet they are amazing.

Why start a thread about it? I thought you enjoyed talking down to people from upon high. Surely spelling mistakes give you the ideal chance to do that?

Just done the league and cup double. I lost in the Euro Cup final against Lyon @ Saint Mary's. Unbelievably, the board said they were very pleased with my performance over the season but disappointed about the 2-1 defeat to Lyon. There is no pleasing some people! 

My mrs is Japanese. In japan it is the other way around, women push the boat out for men on valentines day. last year she got me a weekend away, the year before a new iPod. I'm loving it but as we live in London now, I'm dreading the day someone tells her the way it goes in the uk.