Danish Saint

Rupert Lowe Harry Redknapp Grrrr.... get's my blood boiling just writing their names!

Also heard Lallana is keeping Fernandes out of the starting XI....

I agree with Alps.... must see a doctor!

VAT is just how P*mpey spells: What?! We have to pay that as well?!

I'm Anthony Pulis and so is my wife!!

I think the 3rd came and went..... and no new dodgy Russians to the rescue...... It's still the hope that kills you...

Sorry!! :-)

P*mpey reminds me a bit of the old man in the village in Monty Python's "Quest for the Holy Grail". An old man on his way out, screaming out loud he's fine, while everyone else claims he's dead or will be dead in a minute. Just waiting for a bloke with a mallet to put them out of their misery.

Can sing: Batman has a bigger shed than this!

Pereplyotkin... Or the new Shevchenko, as he was billed.

Oh... another gem: http://www.lkb.lv/en/ Take a look at the share price for this Lithuanian Bank, that is a the heart of the "empire".

....and this one: http://www.rumafia.com/material.php?id=122

Took 5 minutes to have a look at those sites: Found a picture of the two jokers: http://www.converssport.com/our-team.htm WFB London is already covered: resides in a small apartment above Audio-T building at 159a Chase Side, Enfield, Middlesex, EN2 0PW The same location is also home to Davencourt Enterprises Ltd, http://www.davencourt.info/index.htm (at the bottom) Converssports is located at 6, Lombard Street in London. Website is: http://www.converssport.com/home.htm Same location as Prince Tower Finance, http://www.princetower.com/en/contacts Gatorgolf (http://www.gator-golf.co.uk/contactus.html) is located at a small business center in Dulwich (Street view is another gem) Convers Management website is under construction at http://www.conversgroup.com/ Oh, and the simple Google search uncovered this little gem: http://www.rumafia.com/news.php?id=67

It should be the place above the funeral home. Very fittingly for the skates Absolutely hilarious.

Why doesn't this surprise me at all. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Antonov A simple Wiki-seach shows Antonov to have dodgy contacts. "Antonov's interests (29.9% of the shares) in Spyker Cars were said to have delayed the purchase of Saab Automobile in late 2009. An investigation by the Swedish monetary agency Riksgälden and the Swedish security police Säpo had allegedly found connections between the Antonov family and organized crime, as well as involvement in money laundering. Säpo reported their findings to the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation, and shortly afterwards GM stopped further talks about the deal until the Antonov family had sold their shares in Spyker Cars" Pompey, the whore of dodgy money men!

Skiing, either downhill, trekking, cross-country. In fact, I'll most likely be at the slopes instead of being at the game tomorrow

Love the fact "it was purely a matter of the bank missing a list of names....." What names could that be?

They are still up a sh*t creek with a Devils fork and bad dental hygiene for a paddle...... or however that goes

Aaah..... they really are a clever bunch So it will take the Devil and lack of dental hygiene to save Pompey!

"fin" - as in the skate word for "in"

The sound of the ski lift shutting down.

Looks like a Devils fork and it might be a broom on fire?!.... whatever that means to the blue few.

I'd actually rather see Portsmouth not relegated. Brighton, Bournemouth and Saints promoted, and all three teams beating Portsmouth back to back the following season, and then watch Pompey relegated and confined to Blue Square and Leauge 2 for eternity

Comedy gold!

I'll give it a 7/10. I'm delighted with us keeping Lallana and Oxlade-Chamberlain. Both are essential to Saints and fits into Cortese's plan to build on home grown talent. The signings of Guly and Chaplow on permanent deals are both critical to our push for promotion. Signing Forte and N'Guessan ticks the boxes for wide attacking players, and hopefully both will settle well within the club and enjoy their football. Farming out Mills also makes sense, as he's still very young and is gathering experience at the next level. Will become better and can provide options at LB. Historically a difficult position - we still have three options at this position. Getting Puncheon out was also great, seen as he's apparantly been a disruptive force in the locker room. Forecast is not good enough and why he was given a 5-year contract is just beyond belief. With Wotton gone, the youngsters will be gunning for that "in-case-of-injury"-possibility, to get into the first team. Makes them more hungry and frees up a bit of room on the wage bill as well. So far the positives. The negatives and reasons for not giving top marks: Even with Chaplow, Hammond and Spiderman battling it out at CM, I still feel we're too weak at this position. I would have liked for us to pick up a good CM, that could push the three others even more. Also, another striker would have been ideal. But it's not a perfect world and I'm very happy with the overall quality within the squad. Promotion is now essential to the entire club, if we want to keep this going. We'll loose a fair bit of quality, if we don't succeed.