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http://www.devachat.com Here's the place to tell them about the mess we're in pal.

Wouldn't mind Karen Brady dripping with a bit of southampton DNA

Has he signed yet?

I'm not here to judge, I'm here to make things better.

Would you go as far as to say Koeman is the man to get him firing again Egg?

It's a great idea but I think he's more suited to the role of the guy who wants to come across as a lovely, hugs for everyone type of bloke but actually seems like a soppy, naive melt so worried about what everyone thinks of him that everyone thinks he's a knob. Anyway pass me the dandelions kelv, let's make a necklace

Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind. The kid's come onto an Internet forum for advice on what he can do to stop him spending all his time on the internet. I'm sure it's not just me that can spot the irony in that. What sort of advice was he expecting? Anyway, my first bit of advice would be to stop his endless whinging about how dull his life is. Secondly, My dear mum used to say 'only boring people get bored'. If he's bored all the time it says a lot about him. Thirdly, From reading Dr Who's posts he's a man in his mid to late thirties with kids. If he doesn't know what floats his boat now he never will. Finally just do something. Put the iPad down, get off your fat lazy arse and just do something.

It wasn't that long ago you were whining about your job and how disillusioned you were with that, didn't you start making cheesecakes or something? Now on about pottery as a hobby. If you so constantly find your life so unsatisfactory do you think it might be something a little deeper? Did you have Take That videos when you were a teenager? When you were younger whilst other lads were playing football were you in the fields too but picking dandelions and making them Into a necklace? Did you enjoy textiles classes above all others at school? Maybe you should stick all that money you squander every week fuelling your gambling habit and save up for some therapy. Although I reckon you're either a closet homosexual or a miserable f*cker.

Yes you're right he's got 3 teams getting to one cup final. Must be drunk.

Strange OP Poch takes a team that finished 6th to 6th and a cup final that even our own fans ridiculed when he was here Liverpool don't get to a cup final and the 3 defectors got about 50 minutes game time between them in the semi final Man United and arsenal, well let's completely invent how the season will end. Odd.

Just like your baldy gag. Comedy gold Brett, comedy gold.

Get back to the cleaning the saucepans Casey.

Its quite simple, you think taking over from a sacked mangers of a team that finished 6th and getting them to 6th place is doing a great job. You're a card Brett I give you that

I think he's lost himself to be fair.

Why are they? We were expected to be in a relegation fight and spurs were expected to challenge for the champions league. One is hugely exceeding expectations the other is just about where they have been for the last four or five years, a position which got their last two managers fired. Yet success for spurs and us should be judged as the same. Good one Brett :lol:

Yes for a club like saints with only one major trophy in our history. The last two spurs managers got sacked for being 6th, yet you're saying he's doing a great job by being in exactly the same position. People say poch did a great job for us and You and I are amongst them for finishing 8th, yet if spurs finished 8th they'd be going nuts. That's the difference Brett.

Has it been? Are they any higher in the league than under villas Boas or Sherwood, both of those got sacked for being where they are in the league. Yes they've got to a cup final but we were told on here no one cares about this Mickey Mouse cup. He's done okay but hasn't exceed expectations by any means.

And so he did.

They do at the end of extra time.

Go on the blades!!

No.

If anyone can get him firing Koeman can though.

Does he get subbed off at 70 minutes every week?

I've got my coaching staff swatting up on sports science, my team will play into their 50s.

Saw some pictures a while back of the saints end and there are some well known faces in that. What happened with the vans?