Turkish

Heeeeeeeeeey Sadio Maine ohhh ahhhh I wanna knowwwwwwwwww If you hate Pompey too

Like *thumbsup*

Got a good one for this lads Sadio whoooo He comes from Senegal He hates the Pompey scum Or He plays on left He plays on the right Sadio mane Makes Lallana look sh*te

One Tony alderwood There's only one tony alderwood You know the rest clap clap clap etc

He stands just over 6ft 3 tony tony He'll take us to the champions league tony tony He wears the shirt of lundekvam He's hung like a donkey on a farm Tony alderwoood southamptons defensive machine

Hey tony alderwoood Don't f*xk about with it Get it forrrrrrwardd

We're f* cked here lads, most people can't even type it or say it let alone find a song to go with it. Been racking my brains trying to think of one so Perhaps we could revert to type in this situation and completely mispronounce his name (see Brett Ormerod and Jose Fonte) to make a song fit. I'm going to suggest we pronounce his name Toby Allderwood to makes things easier, I've also got a song that fits this lovely... To the tune of the animals don't let me be misunderstood I'm just a player whose intentions are good That's why they call me Tony Allderwood.

You don't half talk some nonsense.

no answer. :lol:

Why won't you answer? You're not usually so shy

Genuine question, why won't you answer? You've *****ed and bleated all summer, as usual, yet you got what you wanted. The board delivered what you asked for, so why didn't you give them the chance to do this, in the timescale they clearly outlined? Why didn't you hold off your annual whingefest to give them the chance to deliver what you claim you wanted?

So rather than squinniying all summer, prophesying doomsday about being in brown creek with out a paddle, run like a crappy b&b etc, why didn't you do what they ask you to do and judge them from 1st September? They've done what you asked, why didn't you do what they asked?

Surely your contacts must be able to give you an update? What else can you tell us that'll make our eyes water?

With the benefit of hindsight, I'm glad i waited until september one to judge, glad I trusted the board (see my location) and ultimately I m glad to be proven right.

Any update on this crabbers? Any more ITK stuff come your way last few weeks?

Bang on.

Plenty on here proven themselves that since the end of May.

Very good signing.

So here we are with it upon us and in cringeworthy sky speak the transfer window slammed shut. what are people's thoughts? Meltdown? Asset strip? Board that are tossers who do things that'll make your eyes water? Les Reed useless and can't sell the club to anyone? Or Do we have the strong squad and good team we were promised? Off you go.......

Punishment time for all those whingy, moaning pathetic bellends who spent the whole summer slagging the club off. Great trolling SFC.

I don't think you're getting the point of these comedy nickname pal.

Can I be the first to suggest a couple of hilarious nicknames for him as is traditional for our players Firstly the Jug. PMSL Spider-Man, to the Jug, forward to Pelle end etc... If he's crap and our defence keeps getting carved open the we can call him the Carvery And of course we can shout abuse at him by saying he got made to look a right Toby and look around to see if anyone is laughing at us. That Tony Alderwood, he's claaaassss he is.

I like the way nice and friendly confirmed it was an asset strip 3 times but Wessex saints post was my favourite, he works in the corporate world and can spot an asset strip a mile off dontcha know.

All 3 of them are bigger clubs than we are. And they must all have someone better than Les Reed handling transfers, he's a waste of space, right.

Alderweirld and Mane will also be choosing us over Newcastle, Sunderland and Spurs, incredible the we were told all summer Les Reed is a waste of space who is unable to sell the club to anyone.