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A professor of common sense would make hay with your posts pal.

I'm sure many local ladies can vouch for that.

Orange juice, water, sugar and bread. Filtered through a sock and drank in a squash bottle on Saturday night. Ahhh, Wandsworth a wing, I miss you sometimes.

To the tune of Kung foo fighting... Everybody love Yoshida fighting (of the team of course, not literally like a thug) His tackles are fast as lighting It must be a little bit frighting For the other teams offensive lining.... Doesn't rhyme, doesn't make sense, americanism thrown in there, but we can clap all through it. 7/10.

National stereotype, Manchester club song, anti Pompey reference and 10/10 fast clap potential. Its a yes from me.

That was my number 2

Venice for me BTW.

Maya Yoshida Maya Yoshida We got him for a fee And he eats sushi Maya Yoshida

Don't worry, just clap very quickly it'll be fine.

'The Southampton way' Fact

Discuss....

Yoshida woooohhh Yoshida wooohhhh He's better in the air Than a nakajima

Think you'll find I always said people that said we needed one left and one right footed centre half we're talking bol+ocks. Vidic and Ferdinand anyone?

BTF will have a friend who wasn't a chav and was a really nice person who had an impreza. They probably had a bit of a hard luck story too and were probably a teacher, has to drive 15 miles to work and hates the Tories.

Forget the cup. If we finish 8th and don't bother about the cups, which are beneath us, we can build for the champions league push in 2915/16 season.

They'll upset a few on here who have been obsessed with having one if each ever since Adkins said something about it when we singed Dan Seaborne.

Had a golf TDI a few years back, got it at 6 months old and had it for 18 months, was a great car, I recommend.

Clearly been promised first team football otherwise he wouldn't have left athletico.

Beattie was a bit of a Bellend to be honest so not surprised.

Didn't you spend all summer assuring us he'd be gone by the end of the August?

not any good ones where he plays.

You'd think he'd be just what Man United and Arsenal need.

For this see also centre backs. It wasn't that long ago we had 5 quality players there. Terry, Ferdinand, woodgate, king, Campbell. Arguably Matt Upson in his prime who was 6th choice back then would get in ahead of all our current crop.