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Yes, liked to there as well. Water taxi across to Venice arriving in St Marks Square is the only way to travel!

We didn't hire a car. Publc transport is good and cheap. The train from Naples to Sorrento is regular and efficent, bus cheap and regular and absolutely fine. Wouldn't fancy driving over there to be honest, long, winding roads with steep drops and the local moped riders are nutters. As others have said Naples is a sh*t hole, it's interesting though and worth a wonder round. Everything from Sorrento down is wonderful. Definitely jump on the bus down the Amalfi coast. Goes from Sorrento bus station and i think is was about 10 Euros for a day ticket, can jump on and off as many times as you want, Thompson were charging people £45 for the same trip!

I won't be convinced about Ralph until he has put himself on the front cover of the match day programme.

You're learning.

Funny how he resigns the day after the transfer window shuts, only just found out about his dodgy knees now has he? getting out now before he takes QPR down.

Any advice? Yeah, Don't use recruitment agencies. I've had similar experiences to you. Waste of space in my experience. I haven't applied for a job for years, got them all by recommendation. Although LinkedIn is worth a look.

I just had a tight trouser moment.

Verona as has been mentioned is a lovely place. The Amalfi coast is amazing, sorrento is the main tourist resort there and rom there you can visit Capri, Pompei, Vesuvius and for 10 euros do a bus trip down the coast. The views are spectular, google them. Stop off as Positano, Amalfi and Rivelo. Italy is expensive and at that time of the year very hot and full of tourists. We went to the Amalfi coast first two weeks of August a few years ago and it was sweltering but its without doubt one of the most beautiful and interesting places I've ever visited.

You're known for passing off information you've read on twitter as your own. As someone that's been lambasted for calling people c*nts on here in the past I don't bother any more. However I make no apology for asking you if you've been told I'm a c*nt or read I am on twitter.

Told or read on twitter?

Yes I'm pretty sure that I read we have an option to buy for around £7m but Madrid want to cancel they have to give us £2m. Which for them is worth doing as Tonys stock is high now and you'd think he'd be worth at least double the fee we've agreed. I also read that clubs like saints will use this a lot more moving forward as it's a way round FFP. We've for 3 of these on our books so seems to stack up.

I think it's because Koeman has lost interest in the job and wants to leave and Kat wants to sell up. Cork is the start of the asset stripping which will carry on during the summer and we are now on a downward curve. A mess in fact. I'll post more when I've got time.

Ahh okay cheers, didn't know about the knee ops. Add to that his dad passing away and it's been a tough year for the lad.

No norm, just strange he's been out for months and no one seems to know why.

And QPR don't have a centre half anywhere near as good as Ashley Williams.

Try American football? If I ever wanted to be a lard arse whooping, hollering and grabbing my team mates by the collar wearing more body armour than a knight in the crusades I'll try American football.

What injury has he had? It's all very hush hush.

Still think we missed a trick not signing Craig Mackaill-Smith when we came up from L1

If only we'd kept Tandari Lee and he could pick out his runs. Hey pal.

Hey bowers, not seen you on here much lately. How did your industrial action go after you were told to take you lunch break slightly earlier than you wanted to?

He's getting better and better IMO. He's not a spectacular player who is going to score 15 goals a season from midfield, or go on mazy dribbles but his ball retention and use of it was excellent today especially in the first half. Easy to forget he's still a kid who is learning. The goals will come. In a couple of seasons he'll be a much better version of Steven Davis.

Can see why he gave it, was reckless and he didn't need to so it. Think he knew he was in trouble when he heard the whistle.

What a load of bol locks. And you said I'm a waste of space

League one keeper, yes?

FFS