Turkish

This is the song no limits (see what I did there) Harry and Leslie Reed Markus and Katherina Libeherr Steven and Kelvin Davis If only we'd signed James Rodriguez

Got a cracker here lads. To the tune of the grand old duke of York Oh we all love Jack Cork He plays in our midfield He took us up to the premier league And we'll never go down again

I've been to spiders a couple of times! Tizer was the drink of choice, which was about 50p a glass back in the late 90s

That was the same season arsenal won the league with that injury time winner at Anfield. Had Paul Davis not punch Glen Cockerill then we'd have won and they'd have no chance of winning the league that night.

Ronald Ronald ronald Ronald Koeman Erwin Erwin Erwin Erwin Koeman Ronald Ronald Ronald Ronald Koeman Etc * insert Dickish hand gestures*

*like* and fits our profile of being a song from Man united.

He stands just over 6ft none Koeman Koeman Motson once said he's gonna flick one Koeman Koeman He likes a joint and sounds like goldmember He's hated Redknapp since the 25th September Ronald Koeman southamptons mangement machine

Makes your eyes water doesn't it. I just got back off holiday and my boss didn't call me once whilst I was away, I fuming, fuming I tell you.

I'd have thought your contract might have given you an update seeing as how things seemed to have settled down now behind the scenes, I mean he told you all about how the board saying Morgan staying was all staged and he was off anyway. Surely he'd want to give you the real story on that one now at least?

Any comment on these too? http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?50943-Lovren-joins-Liverpool-Official&p=1981313#post1981313 'tred water club' http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?50876-Our-fans-on-Social-Media&p=1984140#post1984140 http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?51085-Calum-Chambers-Done-Deal-Official&p=2003318#post2003318 one of many 'bullsh1ttting board posts http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?51220-Morgan-tweet-wow&p=2008669#post2008669 just at this one http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?51167-The-mess-we-re-in&p=2005930#post2005930 'just enough to stay up' http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?51446-Artur-Boruc-Instagram&p=2029122#post2029122 Frazer Forster a league on keeper http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?51476-Ricky-lambert-quot-saint-till-i-die-quot&p=2031424#post2031424 Some pearlers on there pal.

Are the board still tossers doing things that make our eyes water and selling off players doing little more than giving nice words on the website when they've gone?

Tough draw, all the big clubs get easy draws too.

He stands just over 5 ft 3 clyney, clyney He'll take us to wemberly, clyney, clyney He scores goals from 30 yards out When he has a photo shoot he likes to pout Nathaniel Clyne southamptons right back machine

Nathaniel Clyne Nathaniel Clyne We got him for £2m quid And he don't like squid Nathaniel Clyne

To the tunes of the wheels on the bus The defender on the right is Nathaniel Clyne, Nathaniel Clyne, Nathaniel Clyne, the defender on the right is Nathaniel Clyne all day long

I was ridiculed for my support of Les During the summer and I'll say it again, in the future people will look back on him as a modern day Ted Bates. He worked tirelessly behind the scenes when cortese was here, whilst little Nic took the glory it was Reed who was in the trenches leading the troops. it's no surprise that now he has been handed the power his selfless previous hard work has earned him, without miniture Italians standing in his way his influence Stronger than ever and as such is now permeating through the club. the air of positivity sweeping the corridors of Britannia Road is unrivalled in this clubs history.

I remember the days when most ex players were greeted with a chat of 'Southampton reject' not applauded and cheered like some sort of hero.

Fantastic win against a decent arsenal side. Superb.

8 out of 12, that's 75%!

Talking of which http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?49711-Genuinely-worried-about-next-season

Of course mate. That's why you started a thread aimed at me and 7 of your last 11 posts have been about me or in response to me. Some might call that obsessed.

I'll think you'll find I've always been very supportive and took a lot of flack for it, particularly over the summer

Apologies it wasn't you who said it

I like Kat, always have. Think we've got a great owner and if you read any of my posts over the summer you'd know this. I suspect you did though as seeing as you've just quoted me again it seems you've lied about having me on ignore then