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And he was desperate, desperate I tell yah to hear who the new kit manufacturer would be. Idiots not ringing him in Brazil to tell him what was going on.

We really do need to do something to show them what we think of them. The ambition has gone, this board do things to make your eyes water. Perhaps we should have a stall in the car park where we slice onions as they also make your eyes water, then we take our sliced onions and present them with 30 Pieces of silver to show how we've been betrayed.

Remind me when and where they are. Should we all dress as clowns to show the board what we think of them or something?

Load of nonsenses pal. Playing 2 up front doesn't leave you wide open. Man city have often played with two up front, it's the talksport type 'playing two up top leaves you exposed' brigade that invented that sh*te. Playing two strikers means you play with less attacking full backs, two holding midfield players, or even a good old fashion 4-4-2. Absolute myth and something said by people who have heard other people say it.

Another example of the cluelessness of the new board.

Still out if his depth, never going to cut it. The new Altidore. All FACTS

http://metro.co.uk/2014/09/13/adam-lallana-slated-by-fans-on-twitter-after-gabriel-agbonlahor-goal-hands-aston-villa-shock-win-over-liverpool-4868162/ Never mind Adam, you're at a club of the level you deserve, bless yah

He ran about 1000 miles franny, franny He ran between 20 football clubs franny, franny Cortese owes him fifty grand He's allowed back in the itchen stand Franny benali southamptons running machine

worked well then, great idea

Got a feeling he could be some player. Scored goals at every level, could work very well with Pelle.

Baldness is no excuse for poor hygiene you dirty f*ck.

Thanks for announcing it to the wider mongboard audience pal.

A lot of Turkish obsession on this thread I see my early/mid 90s CP seems a lifetime ago. I went down through the grades until I got to a 0.5. Doesnt bother me in the slightest. But then I am a damn fine looking chap with a muscular physique, charismatic personality, class and style so having a slap head is all part of the package.

London on a summers day is a fantastic place.

That'll depend on what talksport are saying about him.

San Francisco hot lunch.

:thumbup: you're getting there pal.

What a legend and what an inspiration, here is proof how much having the right mindset can inspire you to do amazing things.

Can you go back to calling people jizz mopping Mongs please.

A professor of common sense would make hay with your posts pal.

I'm sure many local ladies can vouch for that.

Orange juice, water, sugar and bread. Filtered through a sock and drank in a squash bottle on Saturday night. Ahhh, Wandsworth a wing, I miss you sometimes.

To the tune of Kung foo fighting... Everybody love Yoshida fighting (of the team of course, not literally like a thug) His tackles are fast as lighting It must be a little bit frighting For the other teams offensive lining.... Doesn't rhyme, doesn't make sense, americanism thrown in there, but we can clap all through it. 7/10.

National stereotype, Manchester club song, anti Pompey reference and 10/10 fast clap potential. Its a yes from me.

That was my number 2