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Id be interested to read about all those match ups. When did they happen? Does it go into detail about the cloning of these athletes and teams and their mangers and coaches so they could be 100% certain their ability was EXACTLY the same?

FFS 'small fry' don't you know listing the numerous occasions where this hasn't happened is far less credible than something about animalistic tendencies from centuries ago in a completely made up, hypothetical situation which will be impossible to ever occur that a scientist wrote once.

I'm pretty sure something happened in 1976 when a team not wearing red beat a team wearing red who were a better side than them. Surely scientists can prove that never happened.

Sorry. I'm pretty sure you said it had been proven. So when did this series of match ups take place? When did the teams or athletes with exactly the same ability, preparation, tactics, training, management, diet, etc take place?

Yet four of the top 6 this season, including the champions wore non red kits. How can this be when it's been proven wearing red is a guarantee of success?

Name the two athletes or teams who were EXACTLY of the same ability, one in red, one in none red, where the one in red won.

The sole reason Man united dominated English football for the last twenty year was not because they had the greatest manager in history and players like Giggs, Scholes, Keane, Van Nistelroy, Stam, schmichel etc it was because they wore red shirts.

It'll be a thankless job, mainly to field all the dinlows moans about the quality of the pasties, queues in the concourses at half time etc as well as listen to all the fans brilliant suggestions of how to improve their match day experience by giving them free beer for every ticket/programme/pie/bit of merchandise bought.

The stuff on here is laughable. People claiming the new board are useless and losing faith in them. What have they done wrong so far? They've issued a statement a few weeks back clarifying the position but it's not enough. Have we sold anyone for a pittance? No. How do people know that they aren't working on plans with poch right now for new signings and his new deal? How do people know they aren't working on transfers and new contracts for players? How do people know they haven't told Lallana and Shaw they aren't for sale? What we do know is a bitter ex chairman has been feeding his pals in press lines and giving interviews about how much better it'd be if he was here. What's his agenda? One thing is for sure it's working, look at the hysteria on here.

Franco, I didn't make up your drink problems, you told us about them when, after yet another foul mouthed outburst, you admitted you'd downed a bottle of wine prior to coming on here. If it's not true then why does it bother you so much? You're like the little boy at school crying because all the other kids say he's got fleas. Anyway, ignoring your personal problems for a second, who could forget this time last year when your hero was 'considering his position'? Yet a few weeks later everyone was in love again and he was backed to the tune of £35m so laughable your claims he wasn't backed by the owners. Your hero admits that he needed to find another way to compete with the top clubs, not if but how, remember. Yet despite being backed with tens of millions of pounds and months more 'vision' 'ambition' and champions league boasts he was off as soon as his built up shoes could carry him. He quit Franco. He walked out on 'his baby' he didn't believe in his 'vision'. His 'ambition' was misplaced. I know you still cry yourself to sleep every night with his picture under your pillow but he's gone.

Finishing 7th in league one is not in the same league as finishing 11th in the premier league :lol:

Okay so just read it and I hope you're right. That is what I hope is going on anyway. Although many on here are seeing silence as inactivity.

Last time i checked you couldn't get promoted from the premier league and the cup we won you only get to compete for by playing in the bottom two divisions, still you maintain winning the JPT is more of an achievement than reaching the FA cup final and runners up in league one is better than 10th in the premier league.

So finishing 8th and reaching a cup final isn't in the same league as finishing 8th.

I thought 'other chairman saw him coming' he's that good.

15th (11 points clear of relegation), 11th, 10th, 8th, 12th and a cup final. Beattie and bridge in the England squad. That's 'respectable'

1999-2004.

And you've hated every minute of it.

Come on 'Brett'!!! We've been told for years it was all Corteses drive and vision!! He even said that himself today!!

That's the most spot on thing you've said ever 'Brett' he was just an employee, hence why he was able to quit. Well done for recognising he was a department head like everyone else

Hang on a minute, cortese has said the players all bought into his 'vision' Cortese told us that the players wouldn't leave if he was still here. So why is Kat lying? cortese had also said if the owners didn't back his vision he knew others that did. So where the f*ck are they?!!

Two options 'Brett' Either he quit and ran away as fast as his built up shoes could carry him only months after being backed to the tune of £35m plus wages and tell anyone who would listen we were off to the champions league Or is it two He was sacked. Why? Was he spending money he wasn't authorised to do? Were his bosses not buying I to his 'vision' which means it want a vision at all just bullsh*t? He said himself he'd have to find another way to ask 'not if we can win the premier league but how' So either hes a quitter or a liar.

Chaps chaps chaps! Calm down!! Cortese told us that he knew plenty of other people willing to step in if the owners didn't match his ambition. We're clearly just waiting for then to ride into town with the billions in their sky rocket and normal service will be resumed

Oh no 'Brett'!!! The players and manger were sold a 'vision' by someone who didn't believe in it enough to see it thorough himself!! What happened to his claims of knowing other people that would invest in the club if the owners didn't share his ambitions? Surely not more bullsh*t