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We're f* cked here lads, most people can't even type it or say it let alone find a song to go with it. Been racking my brains trying to think of one so Perhaps we could revert to type in this situation and completely mispronounce his name (see Brett Ormerod and Jose Fonte) to make a song fit. I'm going to suggest we pronounce his name Toby Allderwood to makes things easier, I've also got a song that fits this lovely... To the tune of the animals don't let me be misunderstood I'm just a player whose intentions are good That's why they call me Tony Allderwood.

You don't half talk some nonsense.

no answer. :lol:

Why won't you answer? You're not usually so shy

Genuine question, why won't you answer? You've *****ed and bleated all summer, as usual, yet you got what you wanted. The board delivered what you asked for, so why didn't you give them the chance to do this, in the timescale they clearly outlined? Why didn't you hold off your annual whingefest to give them the chance to deliver what you claim you wanted?

So rather than squinniying all summer, prophesying doomsday about being in brown creek with out a paddle, run like a crappy b&b etc, why didn't you do what they ask you to do and judge them from 1st September? They've done what you asked, why didn't you do what they asked?

Surely your contacts must be able to give you an update? What else can you tell us that'll make our eyes water?

With the benefit of hindsight, I'm glad i waited until september one to judge, glad I trusted the board (see my location) and ultimately I m glad to be proven right.

Any update on this crabbers? Any more ITK stuff come your way last few weeks?

Bang on.

Plenty on here proven themselves that since the end of May.

Very good signing.

So here we are with it upon us and in cringeworthy sky speak the transfer window slammed shut. what are people's thoughts? Meltdown? Asset strip? Board that are tossers who do things that'll make your eyes water? Les Reed useless and can't sell the club to anyone? Or Do we have the strong squad and good team we were promised? Off you go.......

Punishment time for all those whingy, moaning pathetic bellends who spent the whole summer slagging the club off. Great trolling SFC.

I don't think you're getting the point of these comedy nickname pal.

Can I be the first to suggest a couple of hilarious nicknames for him as is traditional for our players Firstly the Jug. PMSL Spider-Man, to the Jug, forward to Pelle end etc... If he's crap and our defence keeps getting carved open the we can call him the Carvery And of course we can shout abuse at him by saying he got made to look a right Toby and look around to see if anyone is laughing at us. That Tony Alderwood, he's claaaassss he is.

I like the way nice and friendly confirmed it was an asset strip 3 times but Wessex saints post was my favourite, he works in the corporate world and can spot an asset strip a mile off dontcha know.

All 3 of them are bigger clubs than we are. And they must all have someone better than Les Reed handling transfers, he's a waste of space, right.

Alderweirld and Mane will also be choosing us over Newcastle, Sunderland and Spurs, incredible the we were told all summer Les Reed is a waste of space who is unable to sell the club to anyone.

I see the asset strip is continuing right up to the end of the transfer window.

Not under this new board, long and Gardos done at the same time too! never got this when Cortese was here!

Would be particularly incredible as we've been told for months Les Reed is useless and can't sell the club to anyone.

He's costing a few quid and has got a funny sounding name, therefore he's a great singing.

This would be a great singing. I'd almost go as far as to say a statement of intent!

A with the benefit of hindsight its fair to say that we've appointed a better manager than the Steve Wigley level one you predicted we would. So you're happy to be wrong, yet again, right?