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No way is he worth £12m, what are we doing now giving this clown a new deal. Yet more evidence Les Reed is clueless and doesn't know what he's doing.

I think there is already a thread for this sort of thing *locked*

On a serious note Duncan I've bought all your books and they're all excellent.

Did you berate her for not running the club for the fans anymore?

"Pal" twice, you've hammered me there!! So you think a £24b deal suddenly happened in less than two weeks, it was never on the cards before. You've also ignored the FACT that clearly overseas companies are investing in Britain, they're going to at least double the UK based head count over the next five years creating over 4,000 jobs. If anything this is a good news story. But call me "pal" again, that's your knock out blow, pal

Yeah because it takes less than two weeks to sell a company the size of ARM for £24b, deal of that size happen that quickly all the time

I think in people's desperation to appear as lovely, caring people who love everyone they've got confused about what they actually believe in. Take homosexuality for example, one minute they're telling is how great it is gays can get married the next minute they're defending a religion where homosexuality is forbidden.

I take it your wife has forgiven you for posting on here then?

There is no way click insect was a club plant. He was an absolute loon who got caught out pretending he went to matches when he didn't. He was anti Koeman from the early days and also posted slagging Pelle off at half time on his home debut. He was always having digs at the club about transfers, wages and net spend. He disappeared off there when someone found out he ripped people off selling dodgy x-boxes or something like that.

You have redeemed yourself after your little tantrum 2 years ago. Of course mongboard credibility is one of the most important things that define our very existence. Holding such a high post count is certainly one of my key attributes on my CV. In my last interview when asked what evidence I could provide of my ability to maintain my convictions in the wake of stern opposition I pointed to the stadium expansion threads on here. Well done on your return to mongboard greatness and I hope it serves you well in other walks of life.

My old exclusives included but are not limited too, revealing we are in for Clyne 6 weeks before he signed. Revealing we were in for Matt Phillips and why the deal fell through. Revealing that Adkins had little to no input to transfers and was on borrowed time following our defeat at home to Reading in the championship. Plenty of other stuff about Cortese which was dismissed at the time as trolling. There were many others. I am ITK but I don't reveal my info any more due to the fact that most people on here are complete helmets.

No one ever said Cedric was a cheap replacement for Clyne. No one ever said you. Can't keep selling your best players and replacing them with cheap alternatives. No one ever said that. If you think people said it you're wrong, I certainly don't remember anyone saying those things this summer, last summer or the summer before. It didn't happen.

Les Reed is useless and doesn't know what he is doing.

How has a really exciting signing turned into another les Reed bashing thread? Shouldn't we be praising him for bring yet another fantastic signing into the club? Les once again proves himself to be master in the transfer market and all people want to do is pick holes in his interview. The man who after writing the coaching manual for England joined the club and has overseen our meteoric rise through the divisions, guided the ship through choppy waters 2 season ago to emerge stronger and is now planning for the next instalment of this fantastic story is still mocked and ridiculed by fractions of the fan base. For a man so vilified by fans as a clueless Buffon he seems to continually get an awful lot of things right.

We are sellhampton, a club built on selling from the begging. We don't buy success we sell it. We are sellhampton, it's not just a name it's who we are. We will be in that number we will sell on.

This reminds me of the good old days when we only signed players who were young, hungry and therefore guaranteed to improve

What does he know? Does he know Puel didn't win the French league at Lyon? We should have listened to Martin Samuel and given it to Micheal O'neil.

The other day someone said that very thing to me in a pub. A saints fan said he was worried we hadn't signed anyone to strengthen the team, I said he was a pr*ck, should trust in the club and shut up. He replied that pubs these days are full of wan*ers who won't listen to his opinion and the good drinkers have stopped coming to that pub and you can se why! The barman gave me a 2 point infraction for insulting another drinker and said 10 more and I'd be barred. Strange old world ain't it.

Peter Shilton won the Stanley Rous cup in 1986 whilst a saint. Does that count?

Won't they be the first current saints players to play in an international final? I know Paine was in the 66 squad and a few have done it before joining or after leaving but think they'll be the first to do it whilst being saints players.

We should have told him to jog on if you need a club to convince you to support them then they aren't the club for you.

One thing is for sure whatever it looked we know you'll buy it. You even bought a shirt you started a protest about! #marketeersdream

I'm not so sure it was Spurs. Even 10 years later in the early 90s foreign players were still very rare. I remember clear as day reading and article about Micheal Laudrop after he'd been one of the stars of Mexico 86 saying foreign players wouldn't handle the physical nature of the English league. In the late 80s and early 90s all the top player went to Italy, that was where the money was in those days. i seem to remember the likes of Gullit and Vialli coming here towards the end of th careers but IIRC the first foreign star was Bergkamp after the flood gates opened.

Surely its time to put the fear of god in him by resurrecting that terrace classic "look like a wotsit". I'm yet to see anyone subject to that level of vitriol recover. The chant was credited with our rise up the league as ginger players would go to pieces at he abuse which cascaded down from the Northam stand. Telling Koeman he looks like a wotsit will surely have a similar effect and ensure not just a league double for saints but having him question his very existence on the planet.

Just seen it and wow! It's SASHastional! You're all going to love it.