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He clearly has talent, remember that Sunderland goal?

Les Reed is useless and doesn't know what he's doing Puel is his yes man Puel is boring Something about net spend WE haven't replaced Pelle or Mane Something about no ambition The diamond is sh*te We didn't sign Haller/Bas Dost (insert any player no one had heard of six months ago who we were tenuously linked with in July or August and the failure to sign means we are screwed) Redmond isn't a striker Roduriguez career is over You can't expect to sell your best players every summer and improve Have I missed anything?

There is one lie on there already, he claims in 1996 he was working at centreprise, he wasn't, he was a photocopier salesman for a company in hedge end. I know this because I was also working there. IIRC he joined from another photocopier company in bornemouth.

You know what I did this morning? I updated facebook with my outrage then I apologised to my son for having him in this era. I've never been so ashamed to be a human being. Then went back to playing candy crush.

Your children have bigger problem to contend with pal. Such as their dad being such a dramatic, self righteous helmet.

So Davis "lack of talent" means he should be one of the first names on the team sheet when we play against the best teams, yes?

Imagine if we had Alderwierld and Van Dijk, which was the plan. Surely the best pair in the world not just the premier league. Anyway, both of them are absolute class but van Dijk just shades it for me, defensively both very good but I think Van Dijk is better on the ball. An absolute rolls Royce of a player

At it again last night, sucked the ball into net twice, terrified the full back into smashing it into his own net. The Chapel Kop is worth a goals head start.

At least he's aiming a bit higher these days. He used to wish we were Everton/Stoke/Watford.

I'd have thought given all the whinging and moaning about Katherinas lack of ambition, investment, interest and assets stripping, Ralph being clueless div who is an embarrassment in front of the cameras and Les Reed ballsing up everything he touches people would be delighted with a change of ownership?

So that all red kit Cortese chose finally paid off.

Exactly this. You'll be inundated with experts who will only be too quick to tell you what to do and their way is best. You and your significant other will find your own way, it may take 2-3 months but you'll get there. They will be sick on you, they'll get all sorts of coughs, colds bugs and there will be times when you think they're seriously ill and you need to rush them to the hospital, then they'll burp and be fine. When they are asleep and don't breath for 15 seconds don't do what we did and jump out of bed thinking they were dying, apparently it's totally normal for babies we were told a couple of weeks later And enjoy it because as others have said time flies its amazing seeing them develop and have their own personalities.

It isn't just our problem it's across the country. The combination of the removal of terracing, everything being offensive and soccer AM creating a new generation of fan that wants to engage in #banter and is more interested in trying to be crazy or a comedian that create an intimidation atmosphere is to blame. The atmosphere in the premier league barring a handful of grounds is in the main horrendous. You've only got to look at old footage to see the difference when a goal is scored for example. The terraces would explode, these days its just polite applause. We do seem to have more than our share of cretins only capable of singing songs that involve clapping like a coked up seal or wackiness like fancy dress or putting items of confectionary on peoples heads but it's a countrywide epidemic I'm afraid.

This is definitely something we should do. Maybe see if they'll throw in Cattermole if we offer them £8m?

Clearly bo*locks. I went on the Chapel Kop for to the Burnley game and they sucked the ball into the net 3 times, Boufal was so inspired by the wall of sound cascading of the Kop he scored his wonder goal against Sunderland. We score a lot of goals and keep a lot of clean sheets in front of the Chapel Kop. Coincidence? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spion_Kop_(stadiums) It seems Wiki disagrees with the players as well, read the history section.

How are people blaming Forster for the goal? It was a good finish from about 6 yards out he had no chance, no idea how people say he is meant to do better. Davis and Romeu lose the man and give hazard too much space and he's always going to score. Not a bad performance without really looking like scoring against a very solid defence. Chelsea look very dangerous on the break. Need more movement up front and we're too slow getting it forward to break them down at the moment

Enjoy it while you can, It won't be long until the big boys start paying the press to unsettle us again.

You're forgetting that Everything we do well is inspite of Les Reed, everything that goes wrong is because of him. One of the funniest accusations made against him was on TUI where it was claimed that Reed kept on screwing up transfers so Koeman had to step in and take control of them. 7 years of progression all luck following a plan which will catch up with us sooner rather than later

Not only that but he wrote the coaching manual for England! Les is a true master of his craft. I fully expect him to be the new face of Nike replacing Michael Jordan. "I never made a professional appearance as a footballer, I hold the record for the worst manager in the premier league where I lost 5 out of 7 games, I was sacked by the FA, never cut it at Bishops Stortford, Steven Gerrard absolutely lamblasted me in his autobiography. I've failed time and time again in my career and that why I succeed"

He's done it again He's done it again Leslie Reed, he's done it again

We've got boufal Sofianne boufal I just don't think you understand He's Claude Puels man He's better than Zidane We've got sofianne boufal Clap clap clap clap clap One sofianne boufal There's only one sofianne boufal Clap clap clap clap clap He plays on the left He plays on the right Sofianne boufal make mane look sh*te (Accompanied by gay wave) Clap clap clap clap clap Boufal wooooo He comes from near Marrakesh He thinks Pompey smell of fish Clap clap clap clap

Sounds great, I'll get my user name printed on my giant foam hands so everyone knows who I am

You were also indirectly responsible for b-anter after an imagine of your head was put on a stick :lol:

On mans patronising, condescending nasty poster is another mans amusing wordsmith. It's all about different posting styles that make a forum great. Take yours for example, self righteous, self important, 99% of your posts are about yourself yet when it's pointed out to you in a light hearted reference to your constant reminders that you once lived in Italy (you did live in Italy didn't you?)your response is a foul mouthed torrent of abuse about what "c****" people are who mention it. Some might say that is the work of a conceited, self obsorbed freak with anger issues, I prefer to say different posters, different needs.

Was Amygate really that long ago?