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PMSL? About 15 I guess then.

Look at you, you're like a Spanish playing waving an imagination yellow card at a referee. Its pathetic. It was about 6 posts on thread of nearly 200 and had come to natural conclusion yet the poor little souls like you and super duper Mikey that can't help but but be all delicate and precious. Feeling the need to moan about 3% of the posts on a thread ruining it for you and now dragging it on even further because you stamping your feet and got your bottom lip out that you saw something you didn't want to read. It was 5 posts on a 200 post thread, it was easy to avoid and not read. Yet you couldn't help but whinge and moan and wave your imaginary card at the mods demanding action. How old are you pal?

Pipe down chunky.

You'd have also seen the mongs in red morph suits at Blackpool if you hadn't been so smashed by lunch time you had to go to bed and miss the game. I remember hearing Man city fans sing it last season at SMS and thinking 'WTF is that?' Thou and behold at Barnsley away a small group of lemons are singing it about Steven/kelvin Davis, it's sad that I'm not surprised by this. As for the reindeer onezies, it's people having fun, they're mad! They're crazy! I expect the selfies are already on fAcebook and they'll talk about the day for years. They know how to have fun! Attention seeking divs every one of them.

Of course you did. Plank.

Oh dear. As for our fans not being like it in the championship, have you forgotten about the clown suits at 'boro and the road cone helmets At he home game v Coventry? Plus the bell ends in the Northam who wears a reindeer antler hat every Christmas and the bloke who wears the tinsel wig. They have always been there, the undercurrent of mongness. The English disease.

Think back to 1995 and the time Leah Betts died and the moral panic that followed. There was a public outcry about e's at the time.

Did they do the hand movements too?

I'd like them to have to explain their decisions more. I'd like hear how Clattenberg and Webb can justify both of those decisions. Both were as clear pens as you'll see, the ref had good views and both made the wrong call. It's not an easy job but you expect them to get the big decision right, especially when they effect the result. If the decisions they make influence the result then they should have to explain why they made them.

You obviously have. Champions league or nothing wasn't it?

And even if achieved the impossible and we didn't go down I'd still be left with the same hollow feeling at the end of the season that Swansea had last, a 9th placed finish and a cup win instead of finishing 6th would be so dull.

The Malaysian Mike Ashley?

Do you tell your therapist what he's doing wrong?

Surly you know all the details about what happened, you know everything there is to know about everything don't you?

Dunno, they had a few enemies. What better way to take out 5 main players in the Essex drug scene, 3 dead and two lifed off after being framed for their murder, the week after Leah Betts funeral when public anger was running high against E dealers so should there be any suspicion or leaks everyone would say they deserved it anyway. And Leah Betts dad was a former policeman.

Nicholls was the get away driver and the super grass, but someone else has since also claimed to have been the get away driver, but they have disappeared off the face of the earth and Nicholls got off with his offences and was given a new identity Rolfe was the driver of range rover and killed. He seems to be just a kid who got mixed up in those circles and got used a bit by the other two. Another thing that doesn't stack up is that during trial one of the defence witnesses claimed one of the defendants couldn't shoot and actually had a fear of guns after an accident when he was younger, however all three were clinically killed, shot in the head within seconds, definitely the work of a hit man and someone who had vast experience with guns. I've read loads on this, I really don't think the guys convicted did it, but the only people who will know for definite are the ones who did it or dead.

It's my opinion you prat.

Its impossible to compare one era with another one, so you think these 9 stone South Americans would have lasted 5 minutes on a winter pitch 2 inch deep in mud, a heavy ball and the 70s and 80s style midfield hardmen that every team had in those days?

Yes, I find all of it very interesting and have looked into this quite a bit over the years. Essex boys is also worth a watch and there was a good documentary on sky about it about 6 months ago. Th thing that stuck me about the killings was the professional nature, clearly a proper hit man, all killed instantly, Rolfe, the driver, didn't even have time to take his hands off the driving wheel. There was no forensic evidence left and they were convicted pet much solely on the evidence of a super grass who was facing charges for dealing Weed and constantly changed his Story. I really have felt for a long time that this might well have been a job done by British intelligence. The police at this time were under pressure, E's were massive, rife in night clubs, not mention raves. Leah Betts had died in the area from taking E and her funeral was only a week before these three, who were major players in the drug scene in Essex at the times, were taken out. The circumstances around it, the conviction of two other gangsters with at best, flimsy evidence and clinical nature of the hit make me think it was an intelligence job.

Fulham look in massive trouble, leaking goals. Today was the 6th time in their last 10 games they've conceded 3 goals or more.

You forgot Cattermole, Kevin Nolan and James Collins.

The away end will be terracing first, it'll give Cortese something else to spend the away fans fund on next season.

How many players have we seen kiss the club badge and declare their undying love for a club and it's fans only to move within a year?

I like craven cottage, decent old ground. I'm going to this one too and will be in the neutral end.

Am excellent article and if you check my posting history ive long been an advocate of clubs returning to 4-4-2 and calling for saints and England to do so. It won't be long before we see pacy wingers again and a big 'en and little 'en up top with team playing football how it should be, forgetting this poncey foreign tippy tap football and get it forrrrrrrrrrward, into the mixer nice and early.