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A fantastic article, really well written and full of FACTS and direct quotes. It's great to see we can rely on the daily fail (pmsl) for comprehensive coverage of our club with factually written pieces containing direct quotes for the player themselves rather than wild speculation we have become accustomed to in most red tops.

If you had a brain you would understand how stupid that comment was.

Remember in league one when a lot of people on here insisted Walcott was nothing more than a sprinter and Chamberlain was already a far better player and had a far superior football brain, based on seeing him play for a season against the might Dagenham and Redbridge and Oldhams of this world. totally ignoring the fact Walcott had been a regular for a champions league side, scored a hatrick for England, scared the life out of Barcelona and so on,. No we were told, Chamberlain is a better player and will go on to be a world beater, just look how he ran rings round Oldhams Gary Borrowdale!!

Again?!!

They won't if they do this. Anyone who knows anything about nutrition and fitness will tell you diet is key to everything. Footballers get paid a fortune these days and they'll always counter that by saying its a short career, well in that case they've got plenty of time to smoke, drink and eat mcdonalds when its over.

I've never taken anything he said seriosuly since a butler called Edmund Blackadder mugged him off about a few missing words from his dictonary.

well ive just done a pretty intense 45 min spin class and the calf was fine, it was a little sore this morning and was 50/50 if i should so it or not, if anything it feels better now. So it's definitely running related, it only happens when i run.

I'm furious. Anyone know where he lives? I want to write Osvaldo Pezzo Di Merda outside his front door.

It's a disgrace isnt it. I'm furious.

Things like this really arent anyone elses business.

it was actually a typo, i meant to put unacceptable instead of acceptable. thanks for the patronising though you haughty c*ck. Care you answer the question?

I just logged on and read this and haven't stopped smiling since, THANK YOU LAWRO, THANK YOu.

Something about being young, hungry and guaranteed to improve.

IF they arent going to start why would they be the first names on the plane?

Exactly who over-rates Cleverly? All i keep hearing about is how crap he is and how he should be no where near the England and Man United teams. It seems he is in fact massively underrated and that the clueless dinlows that have managed the biggest club in Britain and the national team for the last 2 or 3 seasons see something in him that the football genuises that inhabit mongboards and radio phone ins dont.

Lampard!!! You love him dont you!

The usual hype surrounding him. He's a good keeper, broke onto the scene a few years back and was immediately hailed the as the world greatest keeper and the best keeper in the Premier League. The reality is he's still a young by keepers standards and has had to learn his trade in the glare of playing for one of the highest profile clubs in the world. Yes he looks berift of any confidence at the moment and it's no wonder when after one mistake people are questioning if hes good enough anymore. He'll probably go the way of a lot of keepers like Foster, Kirkland, Richard Wright. Rather than being allowed to develop their game naturally they are built up well beyond their ability and level and then destroyed.

Another good one was in the last world cup qualifers when Ireland played Sweden "is Richard Dunne v Zlatan Ibrahovic the biggest mismatch in history" It gets people phoning in though and that is Talksports Raison D'etre

Talksport is troll/mong radio. I went through a stage of listening to it a while back and they really do talk utter sh*te. A classic case was when Rooney was left out of the Manchester United side against Real Madrd. This is what happened... Paul McGrath gives an interview where he says he wonders if Alex Ferguson trusts Rooney in big games Alan Brazil follows this up and says - Rooney out of the side, is this the end for Rooney at Man U? A 20 minute or so discussion follows then A reporter from the Mancheter Gazette or whatever it's called is on the phone says it's unlikely he'd leave but if he did only PSG and Chelsea could afford him Alan Brazil comes back on, So lots of people saying Rooney might be on his way out of Old Trafford with PSG and Chelsea already linked This started a day of people phoning in and discussing this with a large number of ex pros and mong fans calling in saying why he will/wont leave. The next day day the red tops were running a "Rooney being forced out of Old Trafford" story In many ways it's brillaint radio as it get's what they want and people talking about them and phoning in. Unfortuantely 90% of the people that ring in are utter clowns and bite at all the stuff said, I expect they all post on their clubs forums too.

it'll be down south so the Kent one might work, quality idea, love it!!

Got to come up with something a bit different, everyone does football grounds and golf days these days. What are popular ideas, a room full of 80% blokes aged 30-50? Got to incoporate a couple of hours partner training on our products. Ideas i've had so far are Casino Night Burlesque Night Wine/Beer tasting Multi activity day - clay pigeon shooting, archery etc Been told the budget is relatively unlimited, within reason so obviously taking everyone to Vegas for a week expenses paid if off limits.

wasn't it the skate marketing bloke that took the contract off them and gave it Bishops? I got told Cedar wrote off some debt to help the club out when we were heading into/in admin. Nice way to repay them for loyalty if true.

It doesn't usually stop you.

Isn't that like most modern football fans of any club?

And look how badly it's gone! Cortese hasn't for much wrong has he! Maybe he knows what we want better than we do!