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I don't doubt it, like I've said before this place is an up tapped resource for football expertise. I'm sure first thing Monday morning he'll be asking Ronald to teach him how to move across the front line after reading what a navy chef said he needs to do if he's going to survive in this league.

Yep, don't really get it. They need 2 centre backs and will regret missing out on Fabregas.

I'm sure he's right now eagerly scanning this forum for advice on what he needs to do to cut it in the premier league.

Explain?

Shut up about lambert FFS he's gone, stop beating Pelle up because he isn't lambert.

James Beattie was a big lad, for the first 6-8 games of every season he was usually pretty dreadful, off the pace and lacked mobility. I pretty sure sure he actually admitted once that it took him a few games into the season to get up to speed. Pelle isn't a 10 stone winger, he's a big lad too and I would think he is the same, add to that a new new club, new country and new league. Seriously those dinlows on his back today should be absolutely ashamed of themselves giving a player abuse on his home debut because he wasn't brilliant straight away. We really do have some utter bellends for fans.

No dancing dog? More evidence of the lack of ambition of our new board.

Like?

I see pelle is the new scapegoat.

Just had a quick skim through the thread, it is comedy gold what with all the Steve Jobs ignored the market, seats at a football stadium are like hotel rooms on a late booking site, discount airlines, dragons den and We doubled our attendances when we moved from the Dell therefore we could do it again being given as reasons we need to expand the the stadium now, now, now.

Is it soon yet? http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?37346-St-Mary-s-What-we-might-expect-to-see-happen-(and-possibly-announced-soon)#.U_e3dH-9KSM

But just think of all the income from hot dog sales.

I'm sticking with City. Can't wait for our big game Monday night. Toure is my favourite baller. He's got some sick Tekkers.

At least. Then we can give all the new fans tickets for a tenner and watch them fill the ground.

Work for a company that amongst other things provide wireless networks. The printer cartridge salesman thing was a 'hilarious' joke made on another forum a couple of years ago to put me down that has carried over onto here and some dinlows still think is true.

I'd forgotten about that, was a LOL moment at time. Shame really as he was very good in the first leg.

Stats. Spoken like a true FM addict. If only football was played on spreadsheets, hey dopey

Yeah that'll be it dopey. Like I said, you're living up to your reputation, I've given reasons why I think he's decent, not great, but decent yet all you've done is put your fingers in your ears and scream 'he's sh*t, he's sh*t, he's sh*t' which is no more than we've come to expect from you to be honest.

So he picked him to play away at real madrid in a champions league knock out game, where Wellbeck played very well and scored by the way, simply because he likes to play young players. You're living up to your reputation pal

Hang on, did our master tacticians on here say he had a sh*t game and think he isn't up to it?

If he's sh*t why did Alex ferguson pick him for all man Uniteds biggest games that season and not always up front?

Yep and if we signed the *insert foreign nationality* Wellbeck from *insert name of big club from Italy/Spain/Germany/France* people would be raving about how amazing it is to sign an international with that many caps from a club like that. He's amazing he is, just look at his YouTube video and FM stats and anyone who says other wise is a c*nt who hates the club and wants us to fail.

Except he's not.

Ballotelli -why always me? Scousers - why always us? A match made in heaven.

Hmm maybe. But if wellbeck had a fancy name and was exactly the same player but playing in a foreign country people would be wetting themselves about what an amazing signing it was.