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You don't know the half of it, if you did it'd make your eyes water. I heard Calum chambers was so upset that he didn't get 10 phone calls a day whilst on holiday in Dubai that he actually emailed the club that he was threatening to cut short his holiday if no one called him and told him who was making our new kit this season. No wonder he couldn't wait to get away, it ruined his holiday.

Lead singer in the biggest British band of the last 20 years = talentless according to the mongboard

Lead singer in the biggest British band of the last 20 years = talentless according to the mongboard

Well I thought it was funny.

Well I thought it was funny.

Surely you get to eat the left over food you've made if the crew don't scoff it?

Surely you get to eat the left over food you've made if the crew don't scoff it?

Maybe, but he definitely said the thing about the people Kat had put In charge, obviously his concerns are with them.

Maybe, but he definitely said the thing about the people Kat had put In charge, obviously his concerns are with them.

In the interview they showed on Sky he said something along the lines of that the owners had out people in charge that she feels are right for the club then said 'it could have been different'.

In the interview they showed on Sky he said something along the lines of that the owners had out people in charge that she feels are right for the club then said 'it could have been different'.

Got that sexy mix of boyish good looks with Eastern European ruggedness, yes?

Got that sexy mix of boyish good looks with Eastern European ruggedness, yes?

Tadic, pelle, long and Rodriguez will get over 30 goals between them this season.

Tadic, pelle, long and Rodriguez will get over 30 goals between them this season.

A fascinating story Suzy. So now we know you play football, lived in Italy, drink pints and plenty of then by the sounds of it and don't iron your clothes. You sound like a catch.

A fascinating story Suzy. So now we know you play football, lived in Italy, drink pints and plenty of then by the sounds of it and don't iron your clothes. You sound like a catch.

Very fat. He was bleating on a couple of season ago that he could get an xxxl shirt in his size.

Very fat. He was bleating on a couple of season ago that he could get an xxxl shirt in his size.

Clyne loses his man again FFS.

Clyne loses his man again FFS.

Pelle has been better second half, won a lot more.

Pelle has been better second half, won a lot more.

YESSSS!!!

YESSSS!!!