Can I be the first to suggest a couple of hilarious nicknames for him as is traditional for our players
Firstly the Jug. PMSL Spider-Man, to the Jug, forward to Pelle end etc...
If he's crap and our defence keeps getting carved open the we can call him the Carvery
And of course we can shout abuse at him by saying he got made to look a right Toby and look around to see if anyone is laughing at us.
That Tony Alderwood, he's claaaassss he is.