Turkish

You reckon?

Yeah, she really has got something about her.

Not my favourite paper fella, the paper that those on here love to hate though.

Great, so Tom Chivers doesn't like the word Mong. Fascinating stuff.

I don't really have a problem with anyone on here, although some people seem to take it very seriously. Vectis racism allegation was hilarious, accusing me of not rating Lee because he was Japanese, when on the very same day I'd said I rated Yoshida.

Not obsessed but getting very upset. Here's one for you, you accused me of being racist because I don't rate Tanadari Lee. You sure it's not you who has the tiny mind?

Exactly. According to a recent poll 33% of football fans these days are women and 16% are of black or Asian origin. Sadly jonesus still seems to be a knuckle dragger stuck in the 80s presuming football is a sport solely for young white males. It could just as easily be sung to the over one in three women in the crowd or the Muslims where homosexuality is forbidden so out of the question they would have a boyfriend so wouldn't apply to them.

I'm glad you've posted today. Every now and again you think MLG is the most boring person, take everything so very seriously person ever to have an Internet connection and then you read a thread you're involved in and remember he is only second on that score.

Of course there's no homophobia in football, everyone should just man up and stop being such poofs about it.

I fully support them too. I really like them and when one of my black teammates at football plays a good pass or makes a good tackle i always make sure i tell him how well he's done. I also thought it was great that JLS won X-factor as it proves they arent just good at sport too.

Two of my team are black and they loled at his boner too. (although we had to point out it was boner as it was still smaller than theirs soft) Black people can be homophobic too you racist.

We have got a gay player in our vets side. i thought he is is gay because he gave me a lift to training and he was playing the scissor sisters and wore one of those unitars underneath his kit when we played a preseason friendly against Beadle, it wasn't even cold! THen i saw him looking at my willy in the showers but i didn't mind though because he got a boner and i was quite flattered that he was so impressed by my bum and abs. we all LOLed at him as we knew if he tried to bum any of us there were enough of us to beat him up. Not that i'd do that as i am not homophobic.

Exactly this. why? Whose business is it and does anyone care anyway? If there werent all these campaigns around to remind us how terrible it all is would we even know how terrible it is?

calm down princess, your masacra will run.

Surely there must be some song we can invent about a gay, jewish black bloke that can cover all bases? in fact it doesn't even matter if they are any of those things as people get offended by people being called things they aren't anyway. Something like this should help us. I'm going to make up a racist, homophonic anti sematic song about someone who isn't any of those things so we can all be offended by it. Sorry to pick on you Luke no offence mate, or should that be lots of offence mate. Luke Shaw is a n****** He had his forskin chopped off coz he's a jew He takes up the arse and alwasy says thank you.

So if you wore guyliner, a tight white t-shirt and had a spray tan and someone said "you look a bit gay" would you be offended?* *asking for a friend

Something by the Pet Shop Boys Or Erasure.

dont be ridiculous i get my boyfriend to do it for me.

clineque is the answer to the first and my reply is to the second is "I am a real man, i use a gillette"

gay people are renowned for being stylish attractive and popular with the ladies, if someone confuses you for one i'd say its a complement if anything.

Here are in IMO a few offensive songs and a few non offensive songs. Offensive and should not be allowed Brighton are singing and i dont know why Because when they get outside the faggots are going to die HIV, We hope you die of HIV You dirty, flithy faggots, we hope you die of HIV We hate gays we hate queers We hate people who take it up their rears We are Southampton we hate gays And we hope you all die of Aids Not Offensive (also not partricularly funny) Does your boyfriend know you're here? We can see you holding hands What mosturiser do you wear? Back sack and crack, i bet you back, sack and crack

What about if that fat person has a slow metabolism or an underactive thyroid? How can you tell from their appearance that they dont have som physical or mental condition that means they dont have a choice? How sick and vile and judgmental of you.

SO yet again it's other people being offended on behalf of people. How do you fuction on a day to day basis mate? You seem to spend your whole life offended at what other people might be offended at.

That seems more likely, maybe it's £4k over the term rather than a year!! That would work out about £120 a month which is more like it!

Gastons best games have been when we've had a lot of the ball and been on top, he's good then. What he's not good at or hasn't been so far is changing games in our favour. We dominated possession and with Nolan and Noble pushing onto Schnierlin and Wanyama it would have either enabled Gaston to exploit the space in behind them or one of them would have had to drop deeper. WIth us having something like 68% possesion the game was made for him, yet for whatever reason he didn't get a look in. Like you say he was made for the role ahead of Wanyama. MP's teams seem to be built around hardwork and closing down and that isnt Ramirez, you have to wonder where he fits in.