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But they arent middle aged women playing in an amateur Vets team in Italy!

5 references to playing football on this thread, on one that is about work. :lol:

Has he signed yet?

I HATE HIM!!! I want to grab hold of his moustache and shout in his face WHY DO YOU HATE US? PREDICT US TO WIN!!! He makes me so ANGRY

F'sure & geezer? And you're calling other people bellends.

If only we'd signed Craig Mackall Smith. FFS

Think? Young Gaston is on record as saying 'they give me so much money' and it was an offer he couldn't refuse. Its as they say. FACT.

Has he signed yet?

I wouldn't bet on that. You even managed to slip a football reference on on this thread. Anyway if you've got me on ignore how do you know what I say about Dubai Phil? On any case I for one love his endless golf and beer stories.

Well it has Colin.

So you dont actually care if they are stripes or not? Well not because of tradition but because you collect shirts.

So you spent £50 on a football shirt you are never going to wear? May I ask, why?

I offered my services but your deadline was too tight for a pundit of my insight.

I'm boycotting your campaign but I'm going to buy a t-shirt anyway. By the way are you planning to wear them to games?

You have a PM. Or you may not. N/t

Not snide. Sue has never mentioned living in Italy, playing football or having me on ignore before. I don't know why she didn't say, I love Italy and football and being on ignore. We could be friends.

Has he signed yet?

People like Coventry Colin salivating all over his football shirt at even the sight of his birds ankle flesh must give him much hilarity. You stick to cracking one out in you post war prefrab mush.

Oh yeah! In that case it's definitely Nicky C. Go on son!

More people die from alcohol and tobacco than they do from cocaine, ecstasy and weed. I really don't see the problem.

He would have need a step ladder to reach that high.

Oh no, another one for the bloated complacent dullards to masterbate over whist she's doesn't even care they exist. Is sad the amount of mugs on here that get themselves at it over a professional athletes bird, a woman that whilst generally being no better than average with a good body and a good make up artist most significantly doesn't know or care you are even alive and if she did know you would undoubtedly think you are a vile letch anyway.

WHY!! How dare he? I HATE HIM!

You can see why she's got me on ignore cant you. Well I think she has, she might have mentioned it once a while ago.

Did you play football? I had no idea!!