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Why do you think contraception was invented?

I once sat opposite a bloke with the surname Munday, I sent what i though was him an email one day after he'd cocked something up at work, unfortuantely I sent it to the wrong person so Rachel Munday in purchasing would have received an email from me saying 'you're s*it, c*nt'

And did you report your dad?

So you're saying if saints offered you a five year deal on £10k a week you'd turn it down?

So if everyone was gay the human race would die out but at least everyone would have fun doing it, hey Francis.

That's because of abnormalities too.

If it was normal and natural why can't homosexuals reproduce?

Is that what you reckon? Please explain why.

It was a very good read and a great article. Interesting that a paper they love to call the daily fail and the daily racist on here seems to be going out of it way to heap praise on us and applaud the multi cultural premier league isn't it.

What does being a cabbie have to so with anything chunk?

What a vile paper glorifying our 'amazing League of Nations" and praise a black African. They really do hate foreigners dont they.

The daily racist strikes again FFS. What a vile paper.

His missus was getting a nailed by a bloke who worked in a mobile phone shop whilst he was here.

Well I enjoy them. The backstory would be good, or maybe a story on a previous game between the clubs or our record against the opposition. A good on to start with would be our FA Cup tie against West Brom in 1976 for example

Because players outside of the big 4 don't get called up for England.

Every Pompey fan in the front few rows seems to weigh at least 18 stone.

LOL LOL LOL!! Great goal!

Its a bit like the FA CUp used to be, the cup where anything can happen and a lot of teams entering it will think they can have a good run in it. There is normally a surprise team who makes it through to at least the semis so why not us, we have every chance.

That was pretty special too.

That was one of the best goal celebrations ever and probably the most mental I've gone.

Agreed. Would be fantastic to have a good run in it and win the only major cup trophy still to allude us.

He's missed about 3 good chances and looks a bit of a donkey. Which means he'll score in the second half.

I like Accringtons Kit.

Oh, didnt realise that! LOL at agyemang, I seem to remember people on here saying we should sign him when he was at QPR.