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Sacked in the morning, you're getting sacked in the morning!!!

Napolis support is incredible. I don't get it, why aren't they dressed in fancy dress and waving giant foam hands?

Come on feel the noise, Morgans one of our boys, we'll go wild wild wild, wild wild wild.

Odd isn't it. Don't really get this new character. Not funny, not interesting, just bitter.

Yeah its a tank not a combi, also I have a shower in the morning and a bath most week nights nd the missus has bath morning and night too. Oven only on at night for tea, tumble dryer gets a fair bit of use but no more than anyone else I know I'd say.

Yes, great to see our " defense" and high pressing soccer being praised. Good to see they understand soccer fans and mentioned them congregating in City center pubs. Good to see him describe a typical Saints as one stuffing his face with a pie and shouting 'Guly you're sh*' too.

We've got the perfect opporutnity tomorrow to get some new songs going! We are playing Man United so by the time of our next game i'd expect us to sing at least one song to the tune of come on feel the noise.... Come on Feel the noise, we love Pochs boys, we'll go wild wild wild wild, wild wild wild wild......

Dont understand how your bill can be £40 a month lower than mine and we have one less bedroom and two less kids.

Isn't that cake racist?

I put on my best 'ampshire accent and shouted at him from a distance "Oi Brett" and burst into song "we've got Brett Ormeroid" That fabulous chant that was one of the staples of the northam c2002-03. He looked over and waved nervously as i strolled over in an authorative manor and asked him if there was any chance of a photo. I stood next to him, arm around him, grinning like a deranged chimpanzee whilst he half smiled clearly wishing he was anywhere in the world but stood in an M62 service station with some bloke in his mid thirties hero worshipping a now non league footballer whose best days were over 10 years ago. After i asked him for an autograph, for my neice obviously, it was straight onto facebook to share this incredible experience with my 10 real friends and family and 384 other people i think i might have spoken to once. 23 "likes" and 14 comments later and another fabulous and meaningful day in the life of Dorkish was complete.

I saw him at a service station on the M62 with the rest of the Wrexham squad about 6 months ago. True story.

Is that not what you said then?

You moved your season ticket to be in the same stand at Will Champion on the off chance you might see him at a game? Odd.

I think to summarise his post what he's saying is that on occasions last season some of the best strikers in Europe made runs at our defence and on the odd occasion the opposition scored with shots from just outside the box.

This practise is banned at SMS and I have forwarded this thread to Mark Long to take immediate and decisive action.

We were paying £150 in our old house, a 1930s 3 bed semi, when we moved into our new house, a newish 3 detached our bill for the two was £85, result I thought, Scottish power said it'll be down to the Better insulation in newer houses, paid £85 a month for about 4 months which I was happy with. Then they decided to take £240 out in one go without telling me, so I rang them and said that my new bill is now £162 a month as they'd hugely underestimated our usage. This during a decent summer with just two of us and a now 6 month old baby. So yes I can well imagine the average is that, which is ridiculous. Who do you use?

Have you ever thought it might be your so callled chum who has complained to his boss about the fat idiot who sits in front of him constantly turning round and trying to be funny which is distracting him from his work? To be honest pal you seem like a disruptive influence, remember it's not just you and your "chum" you are disturbing, it's the collective groans and muttering of "FFS" under their breath from the people that sit around you when they see you turning round about to subject them to another rendition of unfunny gags and purile ramblings in your attempts to be the office comedian. Afer your career at McDonalds didn't work out for you then you really need to knuckle down and make a go of this one as there isn't many more places for you to go after your failure at McDonalds and now Call Centre work.

This is the most disgusting thing I've ever read. Arguably a case for the return of capital punishment

Don't really get the point of your latest character.

Another thread ruined by the nitpicking trolls desperate to point out someone has got a minor detail wrong than replying to the point. This place is going downhill fast.

Another problem with most young footballers is they have been told they are brilliant and treated like superstars from a very young age. Most of them are too arrogant or fragile to be able to handle a bawling out as you put it. Young people need a bit of discipline and a few knock backs on the way to toughen them up a bit and make them realise that they dont get given everything for nothing. Its no surprise that very few of the teenage superstars and new George Bests very rarely hit the heights they are told they are capable of.

I'm pretty sure someone valued Hammond at £1m a year or so ago.

True, I've long held the view that with the amount of financial experts and football experts this forum is an untapped talent pool for the club to recruit from. I think cortese is missing a trick by not recruiting from here for all manner of senior positions within the club.

Hes clearly a very talented player but I just can't see how he fits in an MP team. Our side is about workrate a closing teams down and that isn't Ramriez game. He didn't even get into the 18 last week and a telling game for me was West Ham, it was crying out for some one like him but MP left him on the bench preferring JWP instead. It'll be a shame if he goes as the flashes of class we've seen from him have been exciting but I can't see him fitting into the way we play now.

First rule of mongboarding Del boy, any remotely negative article or one linking a player with a move away is lies made up by lazy lying scumbag journos. Whereas any remotely positive article is a great story which is fantastic news and if its linking us to a player then it's amazing to be even linked with players like that.