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Of course there's no homophobia in football, everyone should just man up and stop being such poofs about it.

I fully support them too. I really like them and when one of my black teammates at football plays a good pass or makes a good tackle i always make sure i tell him how well he's done. I also thought it was great that JLS won X-factor as it proves they arent just good at sport too.

Two of my team are black and they loled at his boner too. (although we had to point out it was boner as it was still smaller than theirs soft) Black people can be homophobic too you racist.

We have got a gay player in our vets side. i thought he is is gay because he gave me a lift to training and he was playing the scissor sisters and wore one of those unitars underneath his kit when we played a preseason friendly against Beadle, it wasn't even cold! THen i saw him looking at my willy in the showers but i didn't mind though because he got a boner and i was quite flattered that he was so impressed by my bum and abs. we all LOLed at him as we knew if he tried to bum any of us there were enough of us to beat him up. Not that i'd do that as i am not homophobic.

Exactly this. why? Whose business is it and does anyone care anyway? If there werent all these campaigns around to remind us how terrible it all is would we even know how terrible it is?

calm down princess, your masacra will run.

Surely there must be some song we can invent about a gay, jewish black bloke that can cover all bases? in fact it doesn't even matter if they are any of those things as people get offended by people being called things they aren't anyway. Something like this should help us. I'm going to make up a racist, homophonic anti sematic song about someone who isn't any of those things so we can all be offended by it. Sorry to pick on you Luke no offence mate, or should that be lots of offence mate. Luke Shaw is a n****** He had his forskin chopped off coz he's a jew He takes up the arse and alwasy says thank you.

So if you wore guyliner, a tight white t-shirt and had a spray tan and someone said "you look a bit gay" would you be offended?* *asking for a friend

Something by the Pet Shop Boys Or Erasure.

dont be ridiculous i get my boyfriend to do it for me.

clineque is the answer to the first and my reply is to the second is "I am a real man, i use a gillette"

gay people are renowned for being stylish attractive and popular with the ladies, if someone confuses you for one i'd say its a complement if anything.

Here are in IMO a few offensive songs and a few non offensive songs. Offensive and should not be allowed Brighton are singing and i dont know why Because when they get outside the faggots are going to die HIV, We hope you die of HIV You dirty, flithy faggots, we hope you die of HIV We hate gays we hate queers We hate people who take it up their rears We are Southampton we hate gays And we hope you all die of Aids Not Offensive (also not partricularly funny) Does your boyfriend know you're here? We can see you holding hands What mosturiser do you wear? Back sack and crack, i bet you back, sack and crack

What about if that fat person has a slow metabolism or an underactive thyroid? How can you tell from their appearance that they dont have som physical or mental condition that means they dont have a choice? How sick and vile and judgmental of you.

SO yet again it's other people being offended on behalf of people. How do you fuction on a day to day basis mate? You seem to spend your whole life offended at what other people might be offended at.

That seems more likely, maybe it's £4k over the term rather than a year!! That would work out about £120 a month which is more like it!

Gastons best games have been when we've had a lot of the ball and been on top, he's good then. What he's not good at or hasn't been so far is changing games in our favour. We dominated possession and with Nolan and Noble pushing onto Schnierlin and Wanyama it would have either enabled Gaston to exploit the space in behind them or one of them would have had to drop deeper. WIth us having something like 68% possesion the game was made for him, yet for whatever reason he didn't get a look in. Like you say he was made for the role ahead of Wanyama. MP's teams seem to be built around hardwork and closing down and that isnt Ramirez, you have to wonder where he fits in.

I find it hilarious the people the spend their time on threads responding to a perfectly reasonable post by moaning about it, claiming others are runing the thread and demanding they be banned. Vectis, who has a long hed obsession with me and is still unable or unwilling to back up his accusions of racism he levelled at me several months ago based simply on the fact i dont rate Tanadari Lee and "Aussie Saint20" sole contrubition to the thread has been to moan about it and demand bans!!! Yet it other that are runing the forum, You couldn't make it up!!

Again, find the posts that are ruining this forum.

I remember when Mikel broke into the first team there was a large sense of underwhelment given the hype surrounding him. As i say, time will tell if he our Essien or if it's £12m down the drain. THe reality is that like a lot of players it will be somewhere in between. I think he is good at what he does but needs to adapt to the pace of the premier league and being harried when he's on the ball, i doubt very much in Scotland he came up against many like Kevin Nolan. I think it's pretty evident already that he isnt a skillfull player and perhaps not suited to games where we have a lot of the ball, but for games away and against the bigger clubs where we need the ability to win the ball back he'll excel. The problem was on sunday he wasn't suited to that type of game and it was crying out for a Ramirez. We stuck with one and didn't use the other, for that you need to look at the manager im afraid.

why is it offensive? And please find a single post in the last 3 months where i have been trolling.

An outrageous decision and highly questionable point scoring. This reminds me of when Lewnnox Lewis clearly beat Evander Holyfield but the bias judges awarded a draw. I demand an inquest. The problem with being the best pound for pound poster in mongboard history is everyone is looking to bring you down. Why cant people just admire me for what i am and respect my talents rather than being desperate to see me lose my crown? A disgrace and embarassment to the forum. No wonder the good posters dont post on here any more and you can see why!

Well i do about 30k a year so deperciation is steep as well as at least one set of tyres, 1-2 services, insurance with class I business use and other maintenace costs, plus the older it gets the worry that something is going to go wrong with it. Running cost wise it's not cheap but the allowance covers my finance and insurance and fuel allowance means i probably break even on running costs. Getting a company car would make sense from that perspective and I was leaning towards the company car option until someone told me if i was to get a new 3 series or A4 then you pay tax based on 15% of the list price, which for one of those would come to around £4k a year, so i'd lose my car and fuel allowance and pay another £300 a month in tax, meaning i'd be nearly a grand a month worse off in my pay packet! Surely this cant be right???

The problem he has is that Saints fans are not used to us spending £12m on a player, especially one that isn't an attacking player. Saints fans and the football manager generation in general seem to think if a player cost a certain amount they have a set level of ability. They expect them to be brilliant straight away and be brilliant in every game. It doesn't take into account factors like age, playing in the premier league for the first time and so. We've spent a lot of money for Saints on a player that is never going to be spectacular, he's essentally a stopper and destroyer, not a great footballer. Time will tell if we've wasted £12m or if he develops into the new Essien.

If someone is offended by something said on an internet forum which they are not then they deserve to be called whatever it is they are being called. If they are what has been said then it's a great leveller in dealing with their ailments to know that a large swath of fellow posters share similar symptoms so can fully empathise with their plight.