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The Blackburn trust bloke, I'd imagine their very own Steve Godwin, fan on the boarder type bloke was on 5 a while back saying they are losing £1m and are basically screwed if they don't go up this season.

5,134 visitors for me. I notice Just Mike has been on my profile. I have a visitor every 3.46 posts. That is sic blud.

Are you sure about this? I looked it up and it appeared it was aimed st first time buyers or current homeowners but only on new builds. If you are right this is great news for me. Does this co e under the 'mortgage guarentee' bit?

Yeah it is, ridiculously expensive and by all accounts the food is crap as well.

That is because you are so boring.

Dean Hammond was the best one, been on loan all season but now worth 10 times what we paid for him.

Dean Hammond £2m Richard Chaplow & Richardson £1.2m Butterfield £1m De Ridder £1.5m And all the youth team players, many of which have got no where near the first team all at over £500k

I'm all do this. A strict dress code is certainly needed, we want to be a champions league club we've got to start behaving like one.

I won't be around that weekend sadly.

My favourite ever infractions came from Jimmy D. People were posting their usual drivel about our unstoppable march to the champions league, this in the summer after our L1 promotion when he infracted me and sent me a PM saying by arguing that we were not on an unstoppable march to the champions league I was "stamping on people's dreams". I've just had a look back through some other previous infractions, some of them are utterly laughable. they include one for saying Alpines chubby little fingers must have been tapping angrily away all day, one for putting a disclaimer on what was actaully a serious a post saying that I didn't want to offend the delicate flowers who post or moderate the forum and another for calling Chrisobee (who was a very dull and weird poster) a sad goon as he said he would be delighted if I was banned.

He isn't sh*te now you utter lemon.

You need to get that fat bulb that did the pitch relay to play up front. He could be our Jon Parkin.

FFS don't you start.

Paul Scholes and Ashley Cole are/were.

Why would it make you laugh? You've got me on ignore so can't read anything I post. And why aren't your quaffing chianti in your dungarees or skiing in the Dolomites? Common Suzy, you're supposed to have a great life out there!

I really can't believe that months after the original point was made, that Niether Man United or West Ham will go down, there are still people debating the odds of which one is more likely and completely unable to grasp the simple point being made. What is the opposite of a troll? An innernezzzz f*cktard or similar?

I agree. In reality it was probably time when he was little more than a time wasting sub at Man U.

There really are some absolute f*cking knobs on this forum and that really is a FACT

I've got 5 at the moment. 2 for jokingly calling Milton Roader a skate c*nt, two for taking the p*ss out of bowers for his halftime relay and 1 the other night for saying the mongboard was rewriting history by saying Maetin O'neill was a crap manager who'd done nothing in his career. All five of them utterly pathetic.

It may be bigger but it does it have the custom bulilt 2160p resolution they built just for me and I bets not 4D, 3D is so 2012. So stick that in your IMAX set up lounge and ride it you backward TV dickwad.

Oh I love to brag about what electrical equipment I have in my house on the internet! I've got a Bang and Olufsen 68 inch plasma with NASA surround sound and 2160P HD 4D in my cinema room. In my lounge I have a 50 inch Sony KDL-55hx53 and in each bedroom we slum with with a a 40 inch Panasonic 3d super treble base 8600 with cinema surround and built in exploding channel buttons. It's fair to say my TVs are better than yours.

Which is why none of your posts ever stick in my mind, as its the norm for you.

You might as well England have as much chance of winning the World Cup as Wales.

* points finger and sneers* maysie thinks Reading have the same chance of winning the league as Man City, that is the most mental thing I've ever read in the whole of Innnernezzzz mongboard history and here are some stats to prove it. Man City have a 7.34% chance of winning the league Reading -0.0001224% chance Maysie is mental, sneer, sneer, sneer. But those stats mean nothing as Man City have to play Man United and Reading have to play QPR so have an easier run in but Reading had an easier game Saturday or something.

I'm flattered that you remembered a post I made from June last year, truely flattered, now take that sentence, include it in the rest of the paragraph i wrote and put it in context with the rest of the post and there you gave my whole point. As thick as a whale omelette aren't you princess.