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Hey this forum isn’t about me, it’s about you guys, I post on here for you. If someone wants to beat me laughing emoji record I’ll be the first to congratulation them. However like Manes, 2.47 min hatrick it’s a record that might not be broken. Only Turkish can break his own record

"a vote for you is now a vote for labour" 🤣

when he goes to Wolves and goes on a run of scoring 4 goals in 8 games whilst his replacement hits bad run we can meltdown on here about how we should have thrown money at him to keep him as he's clearly amazing.

I was a bit surprised Rayner said Labour would never rejoin the EU. I expected it from Nige and Morondant but not from her. Even a response on "when the time is right" like the others did would have been a more voter friendly response.

i would agree with you a year ago but seems a bit of a bellend. Farke called out his attitude when he was at Leeds and cut short his loan. Although he did really well at Forest i also thought it was a bit weird that Middlesbrough loaned him there in the first place given he was a starter there the season before. Of course he hasn't got a look in at Spurs but neither did KWP so not reading much into that, the other two though clubs though questons marks for me.

Im surprised that hasn't been any comments yet on Penny Mourdant making herself look at utter moron (not for the first time) last night, she was like an 8 year old. Every time Angela Rayner spoke she just shouted over "what's your plan, whats your plan" fingers in ears i cant hear you type responses.

It's about to go down Bro. So Big news will be out there soon my G.

yes obviously, i wouldn't expect a family that own a pharmacy that sent their kid to Winchester College to live in a flat above a shop on Burgess Road, lol. Thought it was pretty funny when i saw it though.

he was poor remember

Thanks mate. Quite fancy Thailand, a couple of days in Bangokok then an Island but the missus isn't interested

and the fact that bigger clubs like West Ham and Villa are sniffing around too

£20m is apparently the fee. Would get goals but been out injured for a season. We love signing an injured striker!

Oh yeah, sales is full of dickheads too. Going on about their commissions, cars, bullshit, bullshit bullshit. Some proper bellends. THe ones that do well are generally decent people though, the bullshitters get found out and you see them moving jobs every 18 months or so. However what's also interesting is that of decent people i work with or have worked in sales are generally pretty successful in other areas of their life. We have quite a few former footballers working in my industry, a guy i became friends with was and England Youth international and on saints books, then played for a few now league two clubs before changing career in his early 30s. A lot of made about getting a degree but that unless you want to work in a specialised area is it really that important, which is kind of the point i was making. the amusement i get from the kids at school who were up their own arses because they were top of the top sets, went to University and would come back during holidays like the return of the messiah thinking they were a bit better than everyone else but now have actually achieved very little and appear quite miserable with how things have turned out for them, yes i know that's subjective.

I had a great time at school, i didn't get very good career advice because like most kids i had no idea what i wanted to do other than be a footballer. None of my family went to uni, we were all working class council estate family. I didnt want to be a manual worker like my dad and brothers so got an office job with a day release at college which i hated and was boring as fuck. After dicking about for a few years in lowish level jobs, discovering booze and birds and any glimmering prospect of being a footballer receding by the day i realised you could make a shit ton of money and have a right laugh working in sales which i've done for the last 25 years. It's quite amusing to see all the smug kids from school on social media that thought they were to dogs bollocks because they were great at maths with their pointless degrees with their boring wives and kids while i've had a right crack, travelled the world and earned a shit load (realtive to them) whilst doing it. there in lies my unremarkable story, but what it does prove is the world needs people who work hard and have character, not a load more boring fuckers who are good at algebra.

I wanna live like common people I wanna do whatever common people do Wanna sleep with common people I wanna sleep with common people Like you Oh what else could I do I said I'll, I'll see what I can do

didnt Lowe say the cost of expansion was £3k per seat, that was years ago so lets call if £5k per seat now. 10,000 new seats = £50m. What's the average cost of a season ticket, £600? So £6m a year. Would take about 8 years to pay for itself. But of course we'd sell more hot dogs too so maybe only 7.

Is correct. They get their full contract paid up one way or the other, either the buying club or selling club stumps up the cash. Often the total transfer figure includes these fees too, plus other other things like agents fee etc. Dont we remember well how when we were net spend champions four years in a row, bonuses, agents fees and contract payments were often citied as the reason why a £20m fee for examples doesn't mean we have £20m to spend on a replacement, like we were the only club on earth that have these other fees to pay on deals.

Jealousy is a cruel mistress skint.

Just call the clubs reception, tell them you want to buy a player, who can help? Simple 🤡 Another example of the simplistic, clueless world SOG lives in.

We’ve done it for over 100 years

funny despite it being in the bag for weeks (supposedly) the CoT post about it on the very day the new breaks, just before it breaks, the deal done within 48 hours of my return from overseas. Funny how all these things have lined up at once. Must be just yet another coincidence.

The name of the actor is Martin Compston