Turkish

To the tune of Take Thats Sure Shaw Luke Shaw, That's heaven knocking at my door Shaw Luke Shaw Need to so much, more and more each time we touch Shaw, Luke Shaw It's real love I've found.

One Luke Shaw, there only one Luke Shaw Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap

He plays on the left He doesn't play on the right Luke Shaw Makes Ashley Cole look shi*e.

Is it fair to say he is the Zambian Steve De Ridder.

When we were kids we could get the bus to and from town, get into the game, buy a programme and a fanzine, get a mcdonalds or go to the chippy on the way home all from your £6 paper round money. Plus the best thing about it was you could stand where you wanted with your mates. You could sing and make a noise for 90 minutes without wearing a replica shirt and silly hat.

Is he good at shooting?

Everyone used to look up to English football as the best atmosphere in the world, now the Germans are saying they are worried that they will become like us. Sums it all up doesn't it.

Most ITK clued up people will know that this is the Bermondsey of mongboards. I've had to give a few people a pass when they've unwittingly strayed onto our manor. I won't always be so generous.

Off you f*ck then.

If you need bandit country explaining you are in the wrong place sunshine.

It's so visiting plums like you aren't offended and go running to the mods for infractions to be dished out.

Call me what you like you bulb.

This is bandit country as i said. You don't get infractions over here for the namby pamby reasons you do on the main board. This is where the real villans and forum lunatics hang out.

Bore off stain you plum, plank, lemon. You're in bandit country now son.

Indeed it is. They occasionally try and clamp down on the forum underworld but we will never die.

Chalets got the finger on the lock post key tonight chaps. Don't you dare say anything that goes against the forum!

That's some classy boozers you're drinking in Colin!

I am one of them. Maybe you need to market yourself about better to raise awareness of your reports. Prehaps do a thread announcing when your report is up. It seems somewhat sad that you go to all that effort and less than 1% of the mongboard readers actually read your report. Although Prehaps if it was done a bit moe promptly you might get a bit more interest.

Come on clarky dont be like that, we've had some good banter over the last few months.

Good to see the Norwich report finally on here. I wonder how long we'll be waiting for the Liverpool one?

A very good political response. Although this is a fans mongboard so as a fan your opinion is as important we anyone else's on here. xxx

No Colin, your opinion is of interest. Can we read much into Adkins post match interviews or not? Or can we do it only when it suits us?

A few weeks ago when Adkins was saying he gets on well with the chairman and picks the team people lauded this as PROOF those that said this wasn't the Case didn't know what they were on about and Adkins proved all these doubters wrong. Are we now saying that actually, we can't read too much into anything Adkins says post match?

You don't think it might be because regardless of how massive we might think we are these clubs don't really view us like that and Sotuhamptons visit isn't their must do game every season?

Me too, it's where Mrs Turkish is from. We may well be moving there soon. Ever been to the Wetherby Whaler? Also the George and Dragon in Wetherby used to be run by Jim McCallioug, not sure if he still does though.