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What reports, Highlights and reviews? The cup game at Stevenage? The 7 minutes against WBA? Or was it His 13 minutes against Millwall last season or was it his brief appearance at Leeds this?

You think we should get a laughing wrestler instead? How odd.

A brilliant, insightful post. Well done. It's at times like this you wish the board had a round of applause emoticon.

How do you know?

Stu is single again. Are you sure you don't fancy another brewers fayre? Lots of negativty on here young Georgie. Are you going on Saturday?

Do it. You already have connections to the underworld in Southampton what with my and my Krew. I reckon you've got the makings of a nice little earner there. I'd position yourself more as a cross between Travis Bickle and Henry Hill, a kind of nice guy on the edge. People would think you are a wise guy and happy to pay you protection money but never cross you as they know you could f*ck them up on your own. And what with your UK wide wise guy connections and the council estate slum you have recreated on your new lower middle class estate youll fool the old bill into thinking you are unemployed scum when in reality you are a rich, connected wise guy mobster from one of Britains most notorious Krews.

Shelvey is a good player Jamie.

The only other thing to judge him against is hype.

Yeah, I need to get a new car soon. What apr did you get?

An old disused sofa or matress outside the house or in the front garden also gives it a very comfortable council estate feel.

I am disgusted at all these people boasting about over indulgence in illegal drugs.

No that was Rhys Williams who is an Australian soccerballist playing for Middlesborough. Nice to see you back on the mongboards Georgie, are you single again?

This is what they told me today. Strange ain't it. They might be getting confused with their other teams though.

The Reading and someone else Helmets in my office reckon he's signing for them, they also reckon they are getting Charlie Adam and Steve Sidwell.

I liked Hardings wrist bands and his blonde hair. He is definitely a premier league ball boy bully, just not a premier league defender.

Didn't some people, include the intelligent post Wes Ender say Dawson was not what we needed and no where near good enough for us?

I heart Fox too. I like his tats and his sunbed tan and the way he claps the fans sometimes when he takes a corner.

Bring the area down to what you are used to by sitting on deck chairs in your filthy front garden during summer months with your family and friends wearing vests or football shirts. Hang a cross of St George out of one of the windows and have lots of empty beer cans filling up your bin. Always have at least one white good item on full view outside the front door and buy yourself a an M reg cavalier or mondeo and park it outside your house but never, ever use it. You'll be able to overlay your working class ideals onto your new lower middle class environment and be universally hated but secretly feared by your neighbours as the rough family down the road.

Great headline opportunities for the Swansea game Mugabi dominates White.

Stop getting upset Matthew Le Missier. Answer the question i asked in my first post. Are you saying he should play because you think he's quality and have seen him play enough to form that opinion or because you are just assuming hes good because of the hype?

Oh yeah and we should put bids in for Scott Parker and Shay Given, when we were in the championship. Although the best one was the claim that we were the most attractive club for a player than anyone outside of the top 4. Whilst we were in league one!

Bevis Mugabi might be worth a run out too.

Did you use their finance or pay for it yourself?

That always cracks me up!

Do you remember the thread a couple of years ago where someone suggested Dan Harding to play centre midfield? That could work.