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I thought it meant popping down once a season when you can get a free ticket and taking yourself off home an hour after the final whistle without telling anyone because you can't handle your beer?

No one. An Internet mongboard is all about opinions, talking boll*cks and banter. People that Get their little knickers in twist about it need to question how empty their lives are.

Oh you've got me on ignore have you Les?!! I'd never have know, it's not like you've ever mentioned it!!

The problem is we've not played well for 90 minutes all season. Take the last 4 games, good in the first halves against Fulham and West Ham, in the second against Spurs and for about 25 minutes against WBA. The problem is our defence isn't strong enough to cope with any amount of sustained pressure so when we aren't on top of a game we usually concede.

Have you been stalking me? You've got me spot on with that! I actually got boll*cked by Mr Frisby on Monday, the only day this week I've been to school, for not having done my chemistry homework. He reakons Im only going to get an E if I don't buck my ideas up.

Wasn't it spectacular success at Watford? I expect we'll see plenty of Italians linked in the next month or so.

Talking of which no mention of ulcers or dark and dingy bedsits recently?

Im sure that is part or the five year plan.

You're becoming as pedantic as Matthew Le Wrong. I quite clearly said who the other two were and what they wee responsible for, not which one of the did what.

I didn't suggest that. I just said what the other two were responsible, id have added rspectively if i was aligning a role to either as you suggest I did.

Hello Barry. Punch drunk on an internet forum. Wow, that's pretty serious. I hope you've got BUPA.

You're too late Mr Wrong. Why didn't you mention their respective responsibilities as well?

Interesting to see Davis isn't writing off games against any team in the top half.

When people stop saying every negative article is bullsh*t and should be dismissed yet every postive one is amazing journalism then I'll stop reminding people of it. A number of people have also stated relegation doesn't matter this season as we're already ahead of the 5 year plan, so again, just another reminder. It's not me, it's those that say it.

In percentage form please.

Other board members are Les Reed, Brendon McGlinchey and Gareth Roberts. The last two responsible for finance and operations so I very much doubt they'd have much input into who is first team manager, I expect that decision came down to Cortese and Reed.

This. Spot on.

More lies written by lazy journalists. I'm am most surprised they havent picked up on relegation not mattering this season as we are already ahead of the five year plan. So out of touch it's untrue.

Great post. Keep it up. You are pumping new life back into the forum with your great posts this week.

The obsession with pace on here is ridiculous. I agree we need it in some positions, but how many centre halves so you know who are known for their pace?

And now we're off to Fratton Park to see what Portsmouth fans have to say about Peter Storey. Reporter "John; you won the FA Cup and finished 9th in the Premier League with Storey as CEO, he must be something of a hero in Portsmouth?"

*Puts on best Channel Five TV Presenter voice * Here on "mongboards live" we're discussing is a football club CEO doing a good job based purely on what happens on the pitch? Lets head straight the to Elland Road where Leeds fans are waiting to give us their views on Peter Risdale.......

I thought we were told on here our skillful players would be much better because they'd get more time on the ball?

i think we'll win and Guly will come on with at least 15 minutes to go.

i think you might be taking this post a bit too seriously Colin.