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Only 26 minutes until he's announced

How tough do you think people think it is? Good work though lad, anyone that is involved in combat sports gets me respect.

Done, I've got a Krav Maga move all lined up for him.

Is that not a sarcastic comment chalet? Infraction please.

What would Jason Statham do?

As soon as he misses a chance or has a game where he is anything other than brilliant i'll be on his back.

I really enjoy us not quite signing these sort of players. It'll make signing someone from the championship team of the year all the sweeter.

Is he wearing two shirts?

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP Gaston Ramirez Southamptons goal creating machine

NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH GAston Ramirez Southamptons goal creating machine

Gaston Ramirez baby Gaston Ramirez woohooo CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

Ramirez, Ramirez Gaston Gaston Ramirez When hes the ball he takes the p*ss Gaston Gaston Ramirez CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

He plays on the left he plays on the right Gaston Ramirez makes Messi look sh*te

It's quite bloody obvious. Penarol have a 30% sell on clause.

da da da da Gastron Ramierz clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap

Why would it block his path? These sort of comments are ridiculous. If he is better than the left backs we have he'll play, if he isn't he wont.

why would they look stupid? Whats wrong with getting excited about potentially signing one of the best young players in Europe?

no i dont.

I believe he called Alexander Buttner the Dutch Nigel Winterburn off the record.

His own website which says he's also talking to Liverpool whilst in England.

He'll be better in the premier league than in the championship. He'll have more time on the ball.

Now on SKy sports, Phillips has handed in a transfer request.

can we print little song sheets off to give to fans outside the ground as well?

20 premier league game between them FFS.

or how about GASSSSSSSSSSSTOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN everytime he touches the ball Then all look at each other p*ssing ourselves like it's funniest thing we've ever been involved in.