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Sorry, when and for who was Cork a regular in a premier league side?

His reply of 'if any fan doesn't like it they can go to hell' probably meant any 'Swing fayed, swing mohammed, swing him from Putney bridge' chants never really got going down at the cottage.

No, fat f*cking scummers an acronym for most of our match going fan base.

Stood next to the Cortese statue which is in the Christ the Redeemer pose pointing at it and hold a Saints scarf with words 'healing the world' on it.

Cleaner FFS.

If Fulham are interested we definitely are.

That's what Dean Richards (RIP) said to me in the Rhino a few days before he joined Spurs.

Does this mean we are going to have a squad full of Stuart Downings and Jordan Hendersons FFS?

I don't think it was he looked quite normal. Anyway back to Zaha. Opinion seems be mixed. Is this a case of he must be brilliant because he's quick like Antonio or is he actually a decent player? I don't seem to recall him ever standing out in the few games I've seen him in but I don't know much about him.

We are allowed to bid for more than one player at once you know.

Whoever the forum user sitting on the 7.38 from Parkway to Waterloo, Turkish is on your carriage and just walked past you reading a thread.

This can't be true. It's in the sun, which is a newspaper and we all know newspapers are full of Lies and bullsh*t from lazy journalists with an anti saints agenda.

Why would anyone wear a football shirt, especiallly a 15 year old one, to a tennis match?

Yeah, i have suggested it before. We had a little rendition of it in the Alex after the Wallsall game in our L1 promotion. "we are the saints" would be decent and easy. I fear it doesnt involve enough clapping though for it to go down well at SMS.

Well we made 5 last summer and this summer we are definitely short in the goal keeping and central defensive areas. I'm expecting at least 3 or 4 new signings in addition to Buttner as a minimum. One in goal, two centre backs and a right back or midfielder or both.

But players are remembers and talked about for how many grand slams they've won, yes? Hence why the commentators today for example, were going on about how many times Federer has won Wimbledon, the Aussie, French and US open etc, not the Bangkok indoor hard court trophy, despite this tournement meaning so much to both of them.

I think you're missing the point as usual.

Has he ever won a grand slam? Ie something that matters. It's quite easy BTF.

What are you banging on about now?

Is it a grand slam? Yes or No. You said yourself earlier that he's not won any grand slams. Why set it apart of the masters is just as important?

Is an actor making a film competing against the whole world?

Is it a grand slam?

Okay then, maybe i should be paid $5m a year because i won the sales person of the month 3 times in 2009. You'd do well to remember sales is my job, not a hobby.

Prehaps i should qualify as you're clearly having difficulty understanding, he's never won anything that matters. When players careers are measured it's on how many grand slams they've won, not how many times they've won the Bangkok Indoor Hard Court trophy.

Ridiculous comparison.