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I hope Roy f*cks the lot of them off. They've failed badly in the last two tournaments. Do what the Germans did and start with a young team and build for the next world cup.

I won't be going to Old Trafford and so on. I'll do the smaller games with less bandwagon jumpers. I hope the younger lads that were young teenagers and below enjoy their visits to these grounds though especially the Old Trafford which is a special stadium and the worth the visit for the Munich tunnel alone.

Do you really have to gt so upset when questioned about a statement? Why is it trolling? It's a simple question. If being the stand out player in a game doesn't make you man of the match what does? Schniderlin and Cork have been outstanding in some games this season as well.

So being the stand out player on the pitch doesn't mean he's the best? So in your opinion what makes a player a man of the match?

In addition to Davis at Leeds Lallana Birmingham at home Danny Fox home to Derby Guly Middlesborough home.

I had a 4 some with 3 midgets on a private beach in Dubai. The one in wheelchair did ATM.

Has anyone Done a midget?

Good jokes but I'm disapointed you missed the obvious hilarious gag opportunities such as of wig-on, not a place for our bald fans FFS. Swanlake instead of Swansea maybe? Stroke instead of Stoke? You could also have called Villa - Hotel instead, that would have been genius.

I hate most football fans.

Don't forget all the new fans we are going to get up north and in Midlands now we are Prem. The Leeds, Middlesborough Sheffield, Notingham and Leicester areas in particular will be full of people wanting a premier team to support but dont want to be a glory hunter. They wont make it to SMS every week but will go away now.

Are they the Brighton of Italy by any chance?

When I was (muff) diving in Delhi I can confirm the slit smelt worse than the Ganges. However when I motting in Mumbai it was a fresh smelling pussy, well trimmed and a slight aroma of tea.

One thing is for sure they were frothing at the gash as soon as they saw my python.

For every copper I've come across that is alright, 10 have been total helmets. It seems to be a prerequisite for getting a job as a football copper though.

Personally i'm looking forward to bumping this thread in an "in your face" type way when Nokia announce their SuperSmartfone in 2014.

I used to work with a Special. He was a proper busy **** and had no personality. Really negative, chip on the shoulder type. I'm not surprised he wanted to join the old bill.

Tired and emotional? F*cking hell fella it's a internet forum!! Word of advice. You should never get in argument with Um Pahars. Whatever his opinion it's worth far more Than any of ours could hope to be as a one time failed fan on the board and voice of the fans he is held in universal esteem by some. Although it must have been serious if PMs and everything were involved!!! Anyway, thats my good deed for the day. Have you ever heard of the saying talking a lot but saying nothing?

It took me 3 weeks to remember all mine. Victims 200+ nationalities 80 easily. The best I ever had was in India. Go there for really easy, dirty women who can't get enough of you. In Euorpe full house, Moldova,Lithuania, Albania and Portugal were the easiest. They just love honest, normal blokes who don't try to impress them with bullsh*t. I've fisted in France, dogged in Denmark, smashed in Sweden, rogered in Riga, gary glittered in Geneva and Romped in Rome. I'm currently smashing my way through a few South Americans so will have all the continents done shortly with just Peru and Columbia to tick off the list there. North America was easy, Candians and Alaskans couldn't get enough of me. I can't leave the house without nailing a few women. I've got the lines and looks, the style and the hooks, a cock like a rock. Women want me and men what to be me. FACT

We need a young pacey striker and a box to box midfielder. Of we don't play with two attacking full backs, 3 attacking midfielders and two strikers we'll concede loads next season.

Ignore the intelligent posters on here. You'll still be able to get in without a season ticket FFS.

We need proven premier lewgue strikers, I'd put a cheeky bid In for Darren Bent.

Rhodes would be an amazing signing.

Did you have a season ticket in 2005 then? Why the 7 year gap between then and now?

Post 1230 Frankie boy. Read it again. Your reply was in 1233 was "why not if the funding is in place" Now you're saying you didn't mean that and no one is saying that it should be done tomorrow. Pointing. Laughing. Pointing. Laugh. Whilst you back track. Pointing. Laughing. Pointing. Laughing.

If its a rush now just think what it'll be like when we've got 50,000 of the buggers to sell in 4 week. We'll be dreaming of the days when we were only bigger than Everton and to Liverpool, Chelsea and Man City as well.