Turkish

I'm back by public demand so I decided to get my fivers worth and honour you with my presence until my membership expires.

Not Saints fans, many of them are determined to eat as much as possible as soon as they enter a football stadium for some reason.

Yes mate, be in town from about 1pm and afterwards. Text me xx

Top 3 types of blokes that will be at Upton Park on the 14th Feb Alpha males who do what they want Under the thumb melts who take their bird to football Ugly and single FACT

Why doesn't everyone bring a packed lunch? That way no one would need to eat during half Time as we could all be greedily tucking into our Tupperware boxes of cheese sandwiches, fairy cakes and crisps whenever we wanted during the 90 minutes of football. We'd also be able to exchange food with those lovely fans around us and it could lead to some great new songs. Such as everyone waving fairy cakes at the away fans and singing "we are Southampton, we eat when we want" "are you hungry over there?" and to any fit women in the ground "get you're cakes out for the lads"

Not sure yet mate, working up in Cambridge tomorrow so depends what time i get away. I'll text you, if not saturday.

Do you work for Fuchs Lubricants by any chance?? I'd love to!!!

I carve figurines of animals out of wood. If anyone wants a bronze, lifesized statue of a human doing, i'm your man.

Are you telling us you dont have an opinion on this one?

Yes, you're right. I haven't missed you.

I'll be at Upton Park 14th Feb, not pandering to a needy wench with such a low sense of self worth she thinks being taken out when everyone else is doing it in some way romantic and means you give a toss about her.

Dont be surprised. A lot of our fans dont like cold winter nights, a lot of them wont be allowed to go by their girlfriends and wives and a lot will be to insecure and be too frighted to upset their miserable, sour faced wench of a woman so will resentfully take them out for a fatious and overpriced meal to show his love (lol) for her. Of course he'll bet spending the whole evening desperately trying to convince her he is having a great evening with her talking going on and on and on and on and on about kittens, handbags and shoes when in reality he'll be hating every moment and wishing he had the balls to be with his mates at the football. Either way their nights will be ruined, we win they'll be gutted they weren't there, we lose they'll be gutted we lose touch with the leaders. At least they might get their annual **** though.

First opportunity i get? Dont think so, i've been off here for about a month. I've missed you, you just dont get the same level of wierdo amoungst normal people on the UI.

The UI is the FC United of Manchester. Disallusioned with sellout, happy clappy internet mong boards so set up their own one full of passionate forum posters.

At least it would have softened the blow of not being paid this month.

It deafenaterleigh isn't. FFS

Well, might as well get my monies worth, i've paid for the priviledge to post on here, be like refusing to go to St Marys because everyone around me is a c*ck.

Seeing it first hand is no substitute for hearing about it on Question Time.

No mate, do it at Cantell school and the Hub in Eastleigh. Only a couple of birds to my club, was quite a tidy Polish one coming for a while but not seen her for a while. Been doing it about a year now and got a second grading coming in May. It's excellent, very varied, do something different every week so you never get bored with it. http://www.essentialkravmaga.co.uk £30 a month and you can go to as many classes as you want.

Depends what you want to achieve, the best hart rate for fat loss is around 50% of your MHR would you believe. To improve fitness it's 75%, although obviously any excerise will improve fitness and is better than nothing.

I am currently doing 30 minute of kettlebells 3 times a week. 5 Ladders of clean and presses followed by a 20 minute circuit of swings, turkish gets up and then a minute skipping as active recovery. Also do 1.5 hours of Krav Maga once or twice a week.

I havent invited anyone you din. Anyway, i'm out of here.

Some interesting comments. I'm back, but only for tonight. It's a shame really as i've been posting on this forum in its various forms since the early S4E days. At risk of sounding like a hysterical tart and flauncing off into the cyber sunset i'm done with this place. As already has been mentioned by others any ounce of fun and enjoyment in posting on an internet forum has been slowly sapped out of this place by the saps. So you happy clappy mongs can have your forum to youself, to toe the party line, line Baj's pockets and be dictated to as to what is and isn't acceptable by him and his cronies. You can all support saints together and continue to delude yourselves that SFC are on an unstoppable march to the champions league played in a 50,000 all seater stadium. Lets be honest, this place and most of you dins take yourselves far too seriously. Any football forum which dishes out infraction points and bans people for silly posts is run by people with a far too high opinion of themselves (not Steve G i hasten to add, he is decent lad) Any football forum which has people discussing politics and not making a single post on football on the weekend we play Pompey away seriously has a strange collection of posters. Any forum which has a seperate board for "light hearted" stuff takes itself far too serious. Most of the good posters i remember from old days have gone or cant be arsed anymore, but the mods have got the forum they wanted, who gives a f*ck at the end of the day, as long as the subscriptions keep coming in! So on that note, i'm off to stroll around unchallenged somewhere else. it's been a pleasure discussing stuff with some of and meeting some of you over the years, having a laugh and winding some of you up, but i'll leave you to it. It seems having a laugh is no longer allowed, it seems this is the place only for serious discussion and in case you haven't noticed, that aint what i use internet mong boards for. Maybe i will one day, who knows? They did say man would never walk on the moon......

Ha Ha. Like i give a f*ck about being banned from an internet mong board. Despite how much Baj rates himself i cant remember anyone saying a good word about him, unless it's kissing his arse to get favour on an internet mong board like this one. His pompus little posts crack me up as they go hand in hand with the image he likes to portray of being a dark, moody, cool singer/song writer, when we all know he is nothing more than a failed, wannabe weekend rock star. One that despite being in his mid thrities models himself on Serge from Kasbian, embarassing is an understatement. Get over it, you're not fooling anyone!! Stick to putting videos of yourself on you tube and chasing ghosts!!!

YOu telling me you disagree?