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Really? I've never heard it before, it's very funny, im a bit disapointed you didnt think of it yourself though. Do you think you could get some more for the rest of the week?

LMFAO!!!! you're going to have start putting warnings on your posts if they are going to be as funny as that!! I like it. It funny, original and will appeal to everyone from small children to their grand parents. I'll save that one for my next family party to every one a laugh. Got any more?

Tell us you cow joke, please...

That's funny, I always think of you as Ms Whistling Gash. The overuse of batteries seems to confirm this. Not that she San see this of course.

Have fun Suzy, put those batteries to good use hope you've got a bottle of Lube to hand as well xxxxx Not that she can see this of course.

There is PM Steve Grant, he'll add you. You'll walk it I think.

Dear Super Nicky Please expand SMS to 80,000 immediately if we are to have any chance of winning the league. You can then reduce all ticket prices to £5 to attract kids and all those fans that go to Man united and Liverpool from Wales and Cornwall at the moment. Rgds Turdish

Has the poll for best new poster of 11/12 season finished yet? I think you might be in with a shout.

That makes a change.

4-1 Saints.

Maybe, I'm sure most people will literally be PMSLing when they see your"Cortese is my bro in law" gag

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You were wrong.

Who are you talking about?

You dont think he was talking a load of bollix then?

So you think what most people do except MLG then?

Same here, that along with Man U is One I definitely won't be doing.

Or that it won't be, yes?

Its great that NC isn't like the Glaziers isn't it.

So there isn't any evidence either way and the fact that the builders aren't getting their trowels and levels ready right now means we arent expanding right now, yes? So I guess Cortese wants to see if we sell out in the premier league first, yes?

You said that about Leeds this season!

You know you'll end up going.....

Where's the evidence of this please?

So we agree then. There isn't any evidence that we won't expand, yes?

THe fact that We aren't expanding is pretty clear evidence that we aren't, no?