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Of course, i've been there all season. And i'll also be the one leading the "where were you when we were sh*t?" chants at a full SMS next season.

I'd like to see him riding in on a chariot. With his Italian roots it would be fitting as the Romans travelled this way. This would create a gladatorial like atmosphere in the arena like they had in the old coluseum. The waving giant foam hands and clown suits would be going ballistic at the sight of our emperor riding into the Stadium on a chariot.

i was obviously playing along.

Reading chairman Sir John Madejski is given a huge ovation as he walks out on to the pitch and places the match ball down in the centre circle. He will be followed shortly by the teams http://www.readingchronicle.co.uk/sport/roundup/articles/2012/03/10/57857-live--reading-v-leicester-city/ THe Reading fans seemed to love it!!!

ARe you going to be so nervous you cant sing on saturday Colin?

Ohh, that's embarassing!!!

I think it was more the size, i'm quite a big guy and when you get smashed by a big guy you stay smashed.

I want him to put the ball on the centre circle before kick off, al la John Madjeski. That is soooo cool.

I am not revealing my fighting tactics on a public forum, just in case, like This Charming Man, i am required to defend you and the element of surprise from my ninja like attacks. However all you need to know is that he was given a good pounding and was sore for days.

I heart these rallying calls!!! These really inspire me to get behind the team!! I fully agree with what you say and this has inspired me to sing and get behind the team, until i read this i was planning to sit on my hands in silence with the odd moment of shouting "dont f*ck about with it get it fooooorward!!!!!!" to slag off Guly but now im right behind the team!!!! I just hope that a lot of SMS doesn't suffer from the nerve induced muteness that some admitted to following the Pompey game, that would not be good!! Lets be loud and passionate!!!! COYR.

Whilst i'm going mental on the pitch I'll be keeping one eye out for a lone, chubby, wrist banded teenage figure in the stands quitely reflecting on all that has gone on before him.

Rumour has it Saintsandy and Supermikey were rejected from the show because when Fred asked them if they were nervous but excited about the weekend they replied that they weren't as they were in no doubt the liberals could overhaul UKIP in the opinion polls.

Quite right too. Football is a mans game. :lol: You cant see this. :lol::lol:

Nice bit of spin. As i remember it me and the marine were heading back north after owning Doncaster and mugging you off outside the ticket office and chasing you up the platform while you were holding hands on the south bound platform with Sour Mash and Griffo, terrifed at the thought of being up north without me to protect you.

He wouldn't be able to lift it off the floor let alone swing it. The pasting he for at Doncaster station after he got a bit lemon put him in place.

Thanks Pilchy. The usual suspects so quick to scorn but I think it's a valid point. NC is a great guy and clearly loves the fans and making them feel part of things. As I said I was just wondering if their might be a repeat of his great gesture at Plymouth only this time there is no one to stop it.

If we win and achieve promotion? I'm sure we all remember how after last seasons win at Plymouth Nicola offered to buy everyone a pint to celebrate but was cruelly denied by the Plymouth chairman I wonder if we could expect to see a similar gesture on Saturday, especially after last years disapointment. As chairman I am sure he wouldnt deny himself and could fulfill his dream of buying all saints fans there a pint to celebrate an incredible season and achievement.

Why wont the images of a pi*ssed up Suzy sprawled across the sofa in her dugarees licking her lips as she saucily eyes her Rampant Rabbit leave my mind? It has kept me awake all night.

I'd like to meet him, he seems like a funny guy, i think we could become good friends. Do you want to PM me your details and i can add you both on facebook?

Stop it please!!! my woman thinks I'm MENTAL because I'm sitting here crying with laughter over the IPad! Keep em coming!!

Don't you live in Coventry Collin?

I've never been to either and never fancied Cadiz since I saw that lads throat get cut in a case of mistaken identity in the Business. I'm sure is nice though.

Exactly, plus all the people in Oasaka that would normally buy Man United gnomes could now buy Saints ones instead.

Really? I've never heard it before, it's very funny, im a bit disapointed you didnt think of it yourself though. Do you think you could get some more for the rest of the week?

LMFAO!!!! you're going to have start putting warnings on your posts if they are going to be as funny as that!! I like it. It funny, original and will appeal to everyone from small children to their grand parents. I'll save that one for my next family party to every one a laugh. Got any more?