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Turdish? That is ******* brilliant!!! Did you make it up yourself? Thank god i am wearing a tight fitting t-shirt or else i feel my ribs might crack. You're going to have to put warnings on if you are going to post such hilarity otherwise people will think we are all MENTAL. As for the rest of your post....i heart irony.....

I would suggest some of you learn how to be able to go a few hours without eating or having to have a picnic whenever you go to football FFS.

V reliable. They have told me about several players signing or deals falling through days before they did, why Pardew was sacked and some other juicey snippets.

That's none of your business me ol' fruit. But I can assure you I am not less than a boy.

Yes, it is. Self awareness is a great thing, well done.

I've never got the whole Cheryl Cole thing. Always though she looked a bit like a monkey, a little bit irritating and cries too much.

says the man that wears football shirts down the pub......

Oh god i remember that. The Bill from about 2000. Great England shirts, Karl "Jacko" Howman leading the firm called The Britannia. God awful TV, more of a comedy than a drama.

Top post fella. Round of applause to that man.

I dont sing OWTSGMI Incase it offends non Catholics.

It's an inspiral carpets song which Man U sing to Man City. It didn't really get going at Bournemouth sadly, despite a few attempts to kick it off.

That picture still cracks me up. They really do look upset dont they. 'ckin' hell, talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face.

Live and let live FFS. Anyway back to the main subject. I'm disapointed we never got "The Wheels On The Bus" going. That would have been sooooo cool.

Why? We've not played midweek, he is joint second highest goalscorer in this division and still a quality player, you'd rest him for what reason??

From what i've heard the Puncheon situaton was different because he fell out a few times, sulked, refused to travel with the team to a game, train etc, which was why he was banished to that squad to teach him a lesson and because he was seen as a negative influence. Butterfield has been more professional than that and continued to come in everyday, support the team etc.

It'll go past Season ticket holders, a lot wont go away anyway. Alot will be happy to watch it on the box and a lot will be too scared to go. fFS people were scared to go to Millwall at home, how will they cope with Pompey away?! The less divs the better.

Stop trying to groom me you wierdo

To the tune of chas and daves snooker loopy ******** loopey forum are we You and him and him and me We'll show you what we can do with an Internet connection and no clue Lambert should play for England We'll play in a ground of 45,000 fans *****in loopy forum are we, you're all ******** loopy

I do what I want, I do what I want I am turkish I do what I want If you all hate Turkish have a go If you all hate turkish have a go I am turkish, super Turkish No one likes me I don't care

Well of course he is. He is still an SFC player, just out of favour. He is obviously still going to train with the squad.

Most of them are sh*t and gay.

Think more Jason statham in Snatch

Now the away end has a roof we should be able to generate a bit more noise. Lets hope the team turn up this time.

Lose a bit of weight, lose the replica shirt and sharpen yourself up for a start.