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Good finish from him today. I can't believe he sees his future at Bristol C though. They look poor and got dicked again today.

Why the f*ck would you leave out Connolly? He's been class and scored in both starts!!

I used to live in midanbury. It's nice and s friendly area. The local pub, the Castle, used to be good but went through a stage of being full of young idiots just before we moved and got a quite rough, not sure what it's like now. All in all it's a good area to live though.

Greatlatedeals.co.uk Icelolly.co.uk Travelzoo and travel republic Are all good places for what you are looking for.

Would take a draw. Good side with good players and I rate Jewell as manager.

Give it a rest you mugs. Why would you be embarrassed FFs? Stop being do f*cking precious. You lot embarrass me more wIth you diviness than any player acting up. In fact the only player that's been bit of a cu*t recently is chamberlain with his I'm too good for you sh*t and some of you clowns wished him well!! Like I said, some of the dins that follow us embarrass me more than our players.

No.

Or be interested in a nauseating adolescent with too high an opinion of himself.

Did Anyone say none were needed? What was said was and widely agreed that the squad we have is a midtable one and we would need to make signings to improve on this. Obviously you now look a bit of a bell end so I don't blame you for trying to wriggle out of it.

Do you really think the wives of proffesional athletes will be interested in bloated, middle aged, replica shirt wearing, pub oriented f*cktards that are so prevelent in our fan base.

I agree. I hope our idiot fans don't hound him out. It looks like Nige has made a cunning signing.

Daily Fail. That is genius!! Just one question though. Despite your quite brilliant play on worda humour; why are you posting a link from a paper you clearly don't like or believe?

/\ dont let the facts get in the way of internet mongness, we usually dont FFS

Neither really, although this one was the most likely to tag along with it.

No, maybe. I just usually am this crazy, and also moves4men has some decent softporn on. FFS.

Do you have a choice DSM?

If I had the wings of a sparrow If I had the arse of a cow Me And Rodriguez would fly over pimply tomorow Would sh*t on the b*stards below I know what you're thinking. This guy is MENTAL. On another level, Lolz at me!!

Oi!! Mug!! We are trying to show them what great fans we are and how much we love our boys to encourage them to sign you JCL c*nt. FFS

Now that would be hilarious and original. We could even look round at each other and take pictures of ourselves. We might even get ourselves on telly showing our wackiness. Oh how my grandad would be proud if he was still around. He killed nazis so I could copy polish football fans.

These two insults are quite brilliant. They are almost as good as the ones I have been waiting to use. Drivel for verbal and bridge not far enough for you know who. It takes a level of intelligence us normal folk cannot comprehend to come up with that level of wackiness and humour though.

I've got some fantastic massive new foam hands can't wait to get them out tomorrow. Gonna wear them at half time and keep them on whilst trying to drink my half time pint and eat my hot dog. Oh how we'll laugh and get some great comedy pictures for Facebook.

We are Southampton, we'll spend what we want.

Stop it Jamie, stop it now. People will think we are CRAZY if we carry on with this hilarity. On a more serious note have you got your wig and shirt ironed for tomorrow? I don't want you letting me down when I am letting my 23564 red and White ballons go at Barnsley to make the lads know we love them and because of it they'll try even harder for us.

I reckon if we do it'll encourage them to sign. I'll kick us off He stands just under 6 foot 3 Nicky, Nicky He'll take us to the premier league Nicky, Nicky He wears the shirt of agustin delgado If he was Italian he'd be called Nicola manyardo Nicky Maynard southampton's number 11 Rodriguez whoo whoo Rodriquez whoo whoo He comes from burnley He f*cking hates Pompey Brilliantly hilarious terrace banter and easy for our fans to learns. What do you say lovely fellow funny saints fans?

Is this true? I've heard this so many time since June it must be FACT. FACT