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Dunce is a quite brilliant insult. I know we've seen it about 14,000,000 times on this forum over the past 3 months but it never ceases to crack me up.

Just as well really.

I can't wait for Jay Rodriguez to sign so we can have the headline "Jay Walks into St Marys" or "Jay struts his stuff at St Marys" it will be lung bustingly brilliant.

Oi! Anyone can see that lazy and cortese are a rib breaking piece of rhyming humour. I hope that all of your ribs don't break and puncture you lungs leading you to have a quick but hideous death as the combination of the punctured lungs and breathless from the hilarity of these jokes take their untimely toll.

How about 'danny's the boy as cunning saints out fox Foxes'

You posted this on the 5TH day of the transfer window being open. Given the benefit of hindsight don't you think you looked an utter mug?

I like him so he doesn't need to. xxx

I like it when people ask for someone's "sauce" when they start a rumour and the reply is "HP" that usually has me in fits of laughter. It's quite embarrassing at work though when people think you are MAD for laughing at you PC so hysterically.

Stop it, please. I am fearing for my life. I wonder if my head might fall off die to LOLing so much. Did you make it up yourself? I like it, it's topical and original. Which is more than can be said for the usual jokes on here. Keep 'em coming. perhaps some gags about our new signings and pretend future comedy headlines for papers. I'll kick us off "Danny is fox on the box" for when Danny Fox scores a tap in winner against Millwall. I'm sure you can do better though.

Good stuff. I shall bear this in mind when I load up with books for my holiday in October. Sounds good.

It could be about you though. A genius who is a bit mad.

That joke gets funnier everytime I hear it. You really should put a warning on If you are going to crack funnies like that, people here think i am MENTAL as I am sitting here in a pub in stitches looking at my phone. Got anymore?

Yours would be the Encyclopedia Britanica or: A Beautiful Mind by Sylvia Nasar

Yes totally. Our away support isn't great considering our home crowds. No idea why, we've never really been well supported away from home for some reason.

Yes absolutely, i agree with you that our way support is pretty low considering our home gates. I dont know why, we've never had very good away support at Midlands and northern games apart from the odd one here and there when people make the effort.

I like the sound of this place. Prehaps i might come and visit you in Andover one week night.

Is it full of skanks? The sort of bird that would let Denzil stick his pole in them.

Plus Leeds also draw support from large surrounding towns like Wakefield, Harrogate, York & Skipton. After us, i would say they have the largest catchment area in the country.

I like this description.

Do you have the same therapist?

no thank. Not the sort of player we need. Didn't really perform second half of the last season and showed he has an attitude as clearly wanted out. Too lightweight for the championship as well. He'd struggle to get the side ahead of lallana, De Ridder, Guly and Hammond as well

I'd like to read Verbals.

Layby on the A34 was pretty decent as well

Who is that with?? Car i've got is only a stop gap as changed jobs and need to get one quickly as lost company car when i left, i'm getting something newish at the end of the month, get an allowance rather than a company car with my new job. I'll be shopping around for insurance then f'sure.