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No Jamie you are wrong, we should win EVERY game. FACT.

I am not bullying him, i am helping him through his problems.

Last seven games, W5 D1 L1, 16 points out of a possible 21. We are inconsistant.

I've developed this really wierd condition over the past year or so, When i go onto an internet forum and i open a thread, i immediately have to read the content. Sometimes, but not always i am compelled to respond to it, more often than not when i dont agree with the content of it. Have i got OCD or some other wierd condition? Does anyone else suffer from this? On another note, last night i was happily enjoying the MOTD highlights whilst being on the internet when i accidently leaned on the remote control and the channel changed to Five, it took me about 10 seconds to realise what i had done and then switch back to to BBC1, i immeidately began to feel really depressed that such a terrible thing had happened to me and it ruined my evening and viewing experience of MOTD. I couldn't sleep last night, it kept going over and over in my head why my life was so s*it and why am i so unlucky to have such terrible things happen to me. I dont think i am going to be able to leave the house today as i cant face people feeling like this. Is this normal?

Shut up Chesney.

SO what? I bet their fans aren't on their forums going "let all be f*cking mates and touch each others cyber c*cks, we're playing SOuthampton next week"

Are we playing better now than at the start of the season? Yes or no Has Adkins pciked up more points (or at least the top two) in this division since he has been here? Yes or no If we win our game in hand will we be in the top two? Yes or no Where we ever in that position last season, even without the minus 10 points? Yes or no Is that progress? Yes or no.

As i say, i cant say what the root cause was as i didn't go, however comments from mates who were there and the radio suggest that the team came out far to casual, complacent and expecting to win easily. When Tranmere got at us it knocked us out of our stride and took us until the second half to recover. Also it seems we played about 5 different formations during the game which seems a bit odd. So Adkins takes responsibility for the tactics, the players for the individual errors that lead to the first goal, have you seen it? Shockingly casual defending. Both take responsibility for the attitude, Adkins for not drumming it into the players that they have to earn the right to win and the players for being to complacent. I quite agree re transfers and i leave that down to the management to decide who will improve the side, if that is a free transfer from Hereford or £1.5m pounds from Swindon the proviso is that they are better or at least as good as what we have and not brought in just as a squad player to use up the bibs at training and only play when everyone else is injured (unless they are in my cavet above of a really promising young player who might not be ready now but will be in a season or so) On this thread we discussed who we would like to sign and my two "dream" window signings would be Charlie Austin and Ryan Harley, because i've seen them play a fair bit and think they will add something to the squad other than filling up a place on the bench. That is all.

what about the five games before that? 4-1 win against the team currently one place above us, 6-0 away at a team that had only lost once before at home all season, couple of bad performances and all of a sudden he is the new Tony Adams FFS, some of you lot are unreal.

I can confirm you are correct and he is no looker.

So you were bowled over by her looks but didn't fancy her? If this the case then maybe we are getting somewhere, you feel something is missing from your life, you aren't happy with how you are and the way your life is going, you find women attractive but dont fancy them, it's all coming together. It's alright you know, it's not he 1950's anymore its acceptable to be one of them, if you know what i mean.

ahh i see, you got in first before she did then.

So you went out with a girl you didn't fancy? You are sounding more desperate by the second my tree trunked legged chum, no wonder life isn't "all that"

Was this because you didn't fancy her and couldn't get it up? Of course you did, no man likes to admit to being dumped. Dont worry, denial is also a side effect of rejection, but we can work through this as well.

One thing i have, unbelievably, failed to mention so far, is your trio of pals. Firstly, hanging out with someone you live with who you are not in an emotional realtionship with is unhealthy, not least of all because of the gay rumours they will incur. However more worryingly is your association with your ex and her new partner. You are always going to find them boring because you resent the ex for dumping you, you resent her current boyfriend because you are jealous of the fact he is pounding the woman you undoubtedly still have feelings for, why else would you still be associating with her unless it was to cling onto the remote possibility that she may at some point want you back? You will of course, be looking for ways to usurp your ex's current partner because you are bitterly jealous of him. Finding fault in his conversation is natural response and a symptom of your deep seated jealousy that you feel toward him. I am sure amidst all your fake laughter, you looked across at her being genuinely impressed and amused at his anecdotes and the way her hair tumbled cutely over her eyes as her head tilted backward in genuine laughter and appreciaton of her new boyfriends humour, in a way could only have dreamed of during your time with her, did the thought "what is she doing with him?" enter your head at any point? No need to answer that, it's natural reaction that envy produces. The first step on the road to your emotional salvation is to cut off all contact with the ex, harbouring feelings for a woman that doesn't want you and has clearly moved on is fatal error. That way not only will you rid yourselves of these dull "friends" but you will also start the recovery process that all scorned partners need to go through. It's a long and difficult road ahead but luckily for you you have this forum to discuss your emotional issues and get some sensible and caring advice from like minded individuals. Good Luck.

It's about time we had some more of those, been a while

You're right i would be. BTW, if you are p*ssed up on NYE and writting on an internet forum "is life really all that" they maybe you are deluding yourself and you are as depressing in real life as you are on here?

Collective responsibility i think. I didn't go today so cant comment on the overall performance but by all accounts it sounds like we were complacent at first. The manager can only do so much, once the players take to the pitch its down to them.

If you read this thread i am not "coming round" at all, my arguement has alwasy been if we add two or three good players then brilliant, but signing cover players just to play when the first choice is injured is not the answer. I've always said we need 20-24 good players who we can use to adapt formation, tactics, players etc depending on the opposition. And as i said above we didn't lose today because of "exhibit a" the team we had out should have been easliy good enough to see off Tranmere, it was because of individual errors and Tranmere wanting it more, that is unacceptable, it doesn't matter how strong the bench is, if that attitude is wrong you will fail.

Not even be positve, postive, positive, just stop being such a pansy. If anyone i know started bleating on about how sh*t their lives are they would be told to stop being so self indulgent, pull themselves together and sort it out, i'd expect the same to be said to myself if i ever did such a thing. Maybe thats the wrong thing to say in this lilly livered, lets talk about our emotions culture that has been created over the last 20 years,, but f*ck it, people need to man up. In answer to your OP though, just avoid them, tell them they bore the sh*t out of you. Although maybe you could instigate some "it life really all that" debates and see what they have to say about it? I am sure they'd probably agree with you.

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We agree on something my chunky friend, lets put out the bunting!!! Any player, no matter how good that misses a game because of their "mental state" is a c*nt and should be got shot off at the earliest opportunity. If they cant hack a midseason game at Tranmere how are they going to cope with the pressure of having to win a game to secure a title or promotion?

An internet forum, especially a male dominated football forum, is just the place for sensible advice for emotional and friendship issues. Why dont you write to Danny Dyers problem page in Zoo while you are at it?

Thumbs up Forum friend.

Is it just conicidence that since he has been back our form has dropped off? It's a shame, he is a decent player, but as a bloke it is fast emerging he is an utter c*nt. Get rid of him asap.