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My mate from work nailed the bird who lives next door to him, apparantly when they were getting down to it she said "you can f*ck me up the arse if you want but you need to do it hard" so he did. I was seeing a bird for a while who liked it, she also loved having fingers stuck up her arse as foreplay. NEver met a bird who does ATM yet though.

thanks. No need to thank me for my suggestion of THompson Al Fresco, seriously and not taking the p*ss its very reasonable and kids love it, my old boss takes the family to one in /near Lazio every year.

F*ck me you are dull. Let me spell it out for you, it really isn't difficult and there is nothing to do with fitting agendas involved. Presumably BHA fans and our own fans that DONT go or haven't see our team, arm themselves with information from the same mediums? Match reports, internet forums, highlights, radio and media streams, looking at the squad list etc, Is that a fair assumption to make? Interesting that 90%, probably more, of Saints fans on the "this squad is strong enough from promotion" thread and also BHA fans think the squad is strong enough, in fact some BHA fans say we have a "huge" squad. Now i have no idea if the Saints fans on the thread mentioned or the BHA fans have seen our side in one game, every game or no games, however the general consesus of fans that do or dont to games is that our squad IS good enough for promotion, only a handful seem to disagree, which is fine, everyone is entitled to their opinion but only one seems to constantly bleat about it on every thread possible and fail to suggest why he thinks it isn't good enough or where it should be improved, just that it is because he says it is, this person then goes onto accuse others of having agendas. There you go sir, in very, very simple terms. Is that plain enough for you? Or are you now going to highlight a part of a sentance and twist it to fit your agenda?

Leciester, Baj could spend time walking the streets for a week trying to spot his idol and role model.

So why on earth would a player who is good enough for the Championship come to a League one side as a "cover" player? Lets not forget, first we dont know how long Lallana is out for and secondly it is only around 6-8 weeks worst case, if totally unfounded rumours are true. His career isn't over he isn't out for a year or more, 6-8 weeks is not a particularly long time, so no decent player of the standard we want will want to come here as a cover player. Some of you lot need to get a dose of reality at the sort of players who will join a league one side to bench warm. Of course if you are talking about buying 20 odd good players to play in a squad rotation system, then that is a different matter all together.

No, not really a contradiction at all, more an observation about perception. Do you not think it strange how the wrist slitters on here, no names mentioned, who rarely see our team yet claim to "support" them, see one thing, yet our promtion rivals see the opposite, which tends to subscribe to the majority view on the "this squad is good enough for promtion" thread. No doubt they all "inform" themselves from a lot of the same sources, strange one that.

Anyone would think we hadn't scored 19 goals in the five games before yesterday FFS.

It is a fact that if we sign someone as a replacement, will not be as good as Lallana, this is a guy who was interesting midtable premier sides, FFS, we are not a one man team FFS, we have a solid defence, a strong midfield and strikers capable of sticking the ball in the net, any team in the world would miss their best player, but i am sure NA is capable of finding a way of playing so his absence is minimised. Talk of a slide down the table is drama queenism, FFS

And i've been thinking that B-RAbbit is a bit of a c***.

Lallana is head and shoulders the best player in this league and should be playing at a higher level FFS. All our other promotion rivals seem to do alright without a player of his ability, yet we will slide down the table FFS. Of course we'll miss him for however long he is out, who wouldn't, but it doesn't mean our season will implode or we need to spend millions on a replacement. FFS.

shussshhhh bessie mate, chillax blud, FFS.

What do you mean it all makes sense now? FFS. Still posting in that bender yellow text FFS.

Lallana was not responsible for all 19 goals we scored in the 5 games before yesterday, FFS.

Amidst all the doom, gloom and wrist slitting from some following our draw yesterday and the injury to Lallana prompting predictions of a slide down the table and struggling until he is back, then lets have a word on the defence which no one has mentioned at all. We have only conceded once in the last five games now and only 5 goals in our last 10 matches showing the team has been mixing style with steel. Whilst Lallana is a big player for us and will be missed for however long he is out, if teams dont score against us we dont lose, it's as simple as that, as NA would say. We have other players who can create and score goals given that our defence is rock solid right now then we have every reason to be optimistic that results wont suffer as with Lambert, Chamerlain, Barnard and Gully all finding the back of the net regularly we will still score goals FFS.

interestingly a few posts on there say we wont miss him to much due to our huge squad. Strange how our rivals think this yet on here a lot are predicting disaster and a slide down the table.

just dropping hints.

no i am not being your friend Jamie, we dont know each other apart from on here, it's sad adding people you dont know.

and Stig Johansen.

on a serious note Boj, try Thompon Al Fresco, supposed to be great value and ideal for kids & families. http://www.thomsonalfresco.co.uk

and already everyone panicing and predicting a slide down the table FFS.

We could and should, man for man our players are better than all of those. We wont win them all but we should win at least half of those, our away record so far this season suggest that that is the minimum we should expect.

it's quite obvious isn't it? He doesn't know about Lallanas injury as he is yet to have the injury diagnosed and Ox-C is our player, he doesn't expect anyone to "leave the building" in January but if a down the line the right club came in with the right offer and it was good for his career SFC wont stand in his way, i dont think you can say fairer than that.

I agree i dont want ugly players, we need to good looking players to reflect the image of our club. BTW i saw Nicola Cortese in the Corriander Lounge in town Friday night. He has exceptional taste in curry houses and was also wearing a really nice white shirt and cuff links.

The Sun do a great offer for a week in a caravan at one of their selected parks dotted around the country for £9.50, just collect the vouchers. That'll give you £990.50 to spend on a razor.

I've been to Mango of a lunchtime to take advantage of the decent lunchtime thai curry offer, tends to be quiet then with only occasionally a few irritating student girls giggling and trying to sound intelligent. Cenos isn't a student bar, decent for food and a few beers and go in there a fair bit, but yes apart from those places give Portswood generally a miss due to the nature of the opinionated, self obsessed, arrogant & irritating residents.