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an excellent article, this bit sums it up "with happiness and wellbeing high on the Government agenda, and everybody talking about issues, self-esteem and emotional baggage, we're wobbling and quivering all over the place" A nation being manufacturered into a bunch of whinging, self indulged pansies as demostrated on here by 18 year old Supermikey and his me time and 27 year old Liquidshock asking if life is overated.

particularly when you consider we would also have one of the best averages in the championship. Interesting looking at QPR, back in the early 90's we were always considered a club of similar size to them, yet depsite this being the best start to their season for ages they are only getting 14k.

do they trim your anal hair at the same time?

On another thread ESB, keep up.

he is my brother in laws brother. Good lad, apart from being so vain.

no worries, by the way one of my (very fit) single female friends has said that the website mysinglefriend.com is a good place to find a woman, you need a reference from a mate though so i am happy to write you one as a football forum friend. Apparantly the people on there are more normal than other dating sites. Or if it's just emptying your sack you are up for Plenty of Fish comes highly recomended, i think even Romsey Stu has managed to get laid off of the back of that site.

Marriage and kids bring their own challenges. Guys like me who in the past (and still would if single) have the pick of women have to sort the wheat from the chaff and other guys (a bit like yourself i am guessing) have to settle for what they can get. Either way it aint easy.

Jollys was the best place in town at the time, had some good nights at the Rhino as well. Never done Ibiza, wish i had in the day, grown out of it now.

A mate of mine aged 32 has already had botox and teeth whitening and waxes all his body hair. He is bald and now on about getting hair implants which apparantly you can now get for £3k. I took the p*ss massively when i heard about the botox and teeth thing but got to say the results do look quite good! He isn't a great looking bloke but is fit with a decent physique and well dressed and does well with the women, what do you lot think, is he going too far or just taking care of himself and making the best of what he has got and is available or is he a closet homo?

If you are posting this sort of nonsense at 2.50am on New years day you really need to get a grip.

Wonder how Super mikeys night out clubbing in Fleet went. Bet it wasn't anything like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INoFdgWttVU&feature=related That is a legendary place,would love to have had the opportunity to have gone there but was a bit too young for that. Not been clubbing for ages and these days i look more like a bouncer than a clubber so probably wont again. My last experience of a proper club was two years ago in Pacha and dont know if it's age but they dont make them like they used too. Top 5 i've been to in no particular order are Home Fabric The Manor Voodoo Lounge Back to Basics - Leeds

I wonder if you'd have had the same problem recognising them if they were white players.

to be fair his style doesn't really suit the pass and move Adkins wants to play. Cant fault the bloke for effort and commitment though

No wonder you need all that me time, must be hell having a mother sucking the blood out of you every five minutes.

these types are the ones that also get excited about the work xmas party and bang on and on about it for weeks, the twice a yearers that do f*ck all else apart from watch x-factor, come dancing and Big Brother. Every workplace has them, the ones that cant understand why you are not planning what you are wearing, how you are getting to and if you are staying over at the xmas party months in advance, just because it is the highlight in fact, the only light of their social calander doesn't mean it is everyones.

Were you invited or was it when where you had to crawl under the fence like Will in Inbetweeners, you remind me a lot of him, any chance of sticking a photo of your mum on here by the way?

Is this your first year of not hanging around street corners with a bottle of cider throwing stones at buses?

this is absolute b*llocks and a typical statement made by people who know nothing about football. Any team that play with two strikers always have one that is more prolific than the other. Think of the striker partnerships over the last 20 years in teams that have actually won stuff, Cole & Yorke, Shearer and Sutton, Drogba & Anelka, Bergkamp and Henry etc, one always scores way more than the other. Is Berkamp a sh*t striker because he only averaged 9 goals a season in 10 years at Arsenal? Some of the sh*t on here is unreal. It's about partnerships, playing together and one being a foil for the other. If Gully has 2 assists a game for the rest of the season but doesn't score himself i for one would be delighted with his contribution.

but then some of ours think we could get £2m for Puncheon.

Dont rate him mate, seen him play a fair times and never been impressed. He wont want to come here to bench warm for Lambert either.

so where have to been Mikey? getting plenty of me time in over christmas?

Carl Fletcher, he was brilliant for Harchester United, i'd love to see him in a Saints shirt, think a new start would do him good.

surely even if it is minus 4 at night with the blowers on and a 3pm kick off the pitch would thaw wouldn't it, surely? Please?!!

had a few. Used to reguarly bump into Beattie, Bridge, Kevin Davies and Gary Monk in the Rhino and speak to them. A mate of mine once offered Hassan Kachloul a line in the toliets at what used to be Cenos, i am please to say Hassan politely declined. I also lived in Harrogate for a while when i first met my woman and used to regularly see the Leeds United players of that time around 97/98 season, both out and about and i also did a couple of nights a week in a bar in the town centre which a lot of them used. Lee Sharpe in particular was a top bloke and alwasy used to have a chat, also had a £50 bet with him that Saints would finish above Leeds that season, i lost the bet but he never got his money. Also when i was a kid playing Eastleigh Minors League Saturday morning football at Fleming Park the whole Man Utd team watched our game. They were staying in the Crest Hotel and gradually noticed all these fellas in tracksuits started watching. It wasn't until half time that we realised who it was was, but Danny Wallace, Brain McClair, Bryan Robson, Neil Webb etc were all there, cant remember what year it was about 90/91??

why couldn't you work out if it was them? What are you implying about black people? Judging by your previous commets about racism at SMS maybe this is actually a reflection on your views.