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It's unlikely that an early twenties graduate with rich parents would want to help poor Africans or similar. Usually they'd be more interested in arsing about living off handouts, travelling the world from fathers allowances or worst case for them and if their parents made them, working in daddies business during the summer so they could stil toss it off when they wanted too, rather than do anything postive or get their hands dirty. However, if they did do any sort of postive work it would be more of an act of selfishness bore out a patronsing reasoning that they are doing it to help the savages. No doubt a few crocodile tears as the weak, fragile, pampered little oiks realise that not everyone lives in a country barn converstion with ponies grazing outside.

Not at all, just warning our Micheal Palin wannabe of the treacherous road that lays ahead.

If you are going to incurr £27.5ks worth of debt over three years (assuming you pass and dont have to retake any years) for the privilidge of getting a degree you really should look to start paying it back asap, no one wants to be saddled with that sort of debt going into their mid twenties. By then you will be looking at getting a mortgage, long term girlfriend etc, and that sort of debt is not really worth it, especially not for a degree in Media Studies. BTW in my experience you are underestimating, it always cost more than you think, even more so if you are planning to save during you university years for your globetrotting. Are you really going to stay in, saving those extra few pounds for your trip, while all your rich uni buddies are out partying on their handouts from mummy and Daddy? You'll be the university recluse, the laughing stock of the year, You'll be dubbed Mikey no mates. While all your male course buddies are emptying their sack into the uni bikes, you'll be dreaming of Tokyo sipping on your 3 litre bottle of White Lighting to reruns of Friends.

He'd have been a decent option to have, not sure if he'd have wanted to come here being second choice to Lambert though. Personally i thought we should have gone for Ben Burgess when Blackpool released him, would have been a good player to have as cover for Lambert. Not first 11 but a handful at this level.

yep another first world country. Do something for other people, go and experience what life is like to have f*ck all, not some other rich country. You'll come back realising just how arrogant and materialistic the western world is. It really does change your perspective of life seeing people living in shanty towns and slums, plus what sounds better when you do want a job, "i spent a year bumming round living off handouts and loans in Japan and Australia" or "i wanted to do something positive with my life, so spent a year in Uganda, helping build orphanages" I know which one i'd find more worthwhile.

I agree.

No, if universities did courses in arrogance, half of the little f*ckers i meet in my job would get a masters.

If you really must put off giving something back to this country then i suggest you do something worthwhile with your time, go and help build an orphanage in Africa or somewhere like that, do a bit of AID work in a foreign country, something that will be a good life expereince and be a grounding experience making you realise how lucky you are to be born into a relatively civilised society and have the opportunity to make something of yourself. You should not waste it by arsing around in no mark countries getting p*ssed and living off your parents or loans. I'd suggest this for most of these arrogant little c*nts universities churn out these days. Coming into the job market with the attitude that the world owes them a living because they have a degree, rich parents and have a divine right to instant riches and promotions because of it.

It's fair enough, nothing unreasonable at all about charging for a duplicate.

Alan Lee will be a decent signing for them. THe problem is half of our fans are deluded, thinking everyone is queuing up to join us, people saying we can sign who we want, can spend what we want, have to have 3 quality players in each positon and one person even said we were a more attractive proposition for James Beattie than Glasgow Rangers FFS, somes how idiotic some of the posts on here are. They seem to forget we are a L1 club.

No. Anyway, i insist that mine is the best, Gully, Gully, GUlly, Gully, Gully His name, means anal in the urban dictonairy... TO the tune of Doe a Deer. Tis true as well, look it up.

I've got an idea, leave university and get a job in England and start paying back all the UK taxes and loans you have used over your time at University.

it would have been even funnier if she had pushed the microphone into the bench then smashed her eyes and nose with it, breaking her nose and giving her a couple of shiners.

Martin seems to have moved above Seabourne in the pecking order. Didn't go last night but if he did a good job on KD that is a good sign as he is a better version of what he'll face week in week out. I think the criticism of Jaidi is a bit harsh, he hasn't been great but not that bad either, we know he has no finesse, he is not that type of player. He is probably one of those players that needs 4 or 5 games to really get into his stride in a season.

Marquee signing is the In phrase being given to anyone at the moment, i'm surprised Gully wasn't labelled as such. Another f*cking ginger being linked though, bloody cheek asking for £20k a week with ginger hair.

Another 'risk' signing then, Alpine will have a heart attack!!

I think he'd be a very good signing, but not at £20k a week. One player wont win us promtion, it'll be a team effort. We've been here before remember Mark Hughes?

old news, apparantly we were after him but he wanted £20k a week.

Good shout!

always put a landing pad, wipe the seat and have a little ring of toliet paper on the seat my arse is not where anothers mans has been. Service stations seem to be partcularly vile at the moment despite claims to clean them every hour. I think it was Leigh Delamare, which was a shame as it's a personal favourite of mine, made me go into three cubilcles before a i could find a clean one.

nothing IMO.

Hardly saying you are from the Jungle is it, you should change your user name to Derek Vinyard.

From the Amazon, ie the Jungle, some of the PC brigade might be offended. Unless of course you meant we got him online?

Bit racist.

Who would you like to see us sign, who would make you happy?